>be me
>former NEET with a dream (disability arc)
>live with Christian grandma who learned English from Jamaicans
>she yells at me 24/7 like I owe her 50 pushups
>tell her to stfu
>she activates voodoo mode
>“YOU GON SEE WHAT HAPPEN”
> says she will call my schizo ex-Marine brother to ‘discipline’ me after pretending I hurt her
>record her boomer meltdown in 1080p
>escape to men’s shelter like it’s Fallout: New Jersey
>go to Eatontown PD
>show the video expecting justice
>“You have a *mental health history*, sir”
>tfw they side with the Jesus freak
>get 5150’d to Monmouth Medical Center like a common NPC
>doc says “you could’ve DIED” for choosing shelter life and they consider indefinite commitment due
>I lie my way out with peak autistic charisma
>nobody cares
>America punishes you for not hitting your grandma
https://youtube.com/shorts/I9p0s1P9G9Y

>fast forward
>be me again
>in Best Buy trying to rebuild arc
>dollar store Kevin Costner from Facebook asks for gift card
>I decline the side quest
>he initiates *manipulator cutscene*
>I record like a good citizen
>dude slaps me
>remember this isn’t a country
>Eatontown PD not called because of last time
>check for bump in the beginning
https://youtube.com/shorts/P25N4aLs0cU

>tfw you’re the last sane protagonist in a filler arc nobody's watching
>uses ChatGPT to write greentext because I don’t care anymore

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>>938146544 (OP)
>fucking chat gpt
I was in best buy searching for a charger and then I got smacked by granny because I didn’t do kelvin Costner’s scam for a one hundred dollar gift card

>>938146603
Test

>>938146603
So you're gonna make up your own reality then and just act like nothing ever changed? What a pathetic excuse for an adult.

>>938146544 (OP)
you are aware of the Prokeariondas, aren't you?

>>938148969
Elaborate

rough day huh