Hunger Games (Murder Games)

Time for Murder Games! Remember things are a little different from normal HG threads, instead of the regular sim we'll be using the Murder Games sim, meaning there is a time limit to enter rather than a need to fill 24 slots. So I'll take in any tribute for the next 25 minutes.

You will need to choose 2 perks out of:
No perk, cute, leader, peaceful, sociopath, kind, unstable, bulky, meek, naive, devious, seductive, suicidal, annoying, scrappy, survivalist, rich, inventor, goth, lunatic

Then you need to choose one item out of:
No item, big stick, pitchfork, sword, axe, handgun, shotgun, grenade, slingshot, bow, flamethrower, rocket launcher, lasergun, magic wand, ancient scepter, pet wolf, pet tiger, pet turtle, wish ring

You can also make and join teams so if you want to make a team with a tribute or join an existing team say so in the thread.

Madoka-Senpai
Scrappy, Cute
Bow
Team Schizo

Winners of the last game: Team Schizo

Malfunctioning Emmy
Sociopath, unstable
Shotgun
Team Robot

Sonic.exe
Devious Unstable
Flamethrower
Team GOD

Super Street Fighting Goddess Ingrid
Kind leader, Team ETERNAL SILVER
ancient sceptre

Madotsuki

Meek
Inventor

Sword

Alpha1918
Leader, Kind
Sword
Team Eternal Silver

"Troupe Take-along" Tipsy
>Meek, Naive
>No Item
Team Fairy

LAN
>Cute, Unstable
>Handgun

Sneedruto

Cute, peaceful

magic wand

The sluttiest team

Sammy
Bulky, Lunatic
Handgun
SSS

Harley Quinn
Cute Lunatic
Grenade
SSS

Vladilena Millize
Kind, scrappy
rocket launcher
Team Eternal Silver
>sorry Ledo

Catra
>Survivalist, Devious
>Big Stick
>The Horde

Yuuri
Naive, Survivalist
Shotgun
Team Schizo

Wistful
Unstable, Suicidal
Flamethrower
Team GOD

Ruriko
cute, kind
big stick
Redneck Yacht Club
>also co-branded as Team Beer

Bell
Survivalist,suicidal
Handgun

Richard Rawlings
rich devious
pet wolf
Redneck Yacht Club

Usotsuki
devious, bulky
big stick

>Put 'em in with Madotsuki.

This thread is already bristling with tributes whom I'd *like* to recruit but even my particular sort of shamelessness has its limits.

Luna Child
Devious, Naive
No Item
Team Fairy

>>938157184 (OP)
Omori
Devious
Unstable
Sword

Alan Wake

>>938157538
Aye but do they have the silver hair?

Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki

>cute, leader
>shotgun
>Team: New World Order

>>938157581
An author who CAN'T READ.

Aleria
seductive, devious
axe
Redneck Yacht Club
>taking it over since that goody-goody Ledo isn't here to stop me

>>938157603
an author who didn't expect a murder games

>>938157603
the cobbler's kids always go barefoot senpai...

>>938157184 (OP)
Sakuyamon
Peaceful Survivalist
Ancient scepter
Eternal Silver

JC

Peaceful, Devious
Shotgun

Ensign Ledo
>Scrappy, Survivalist
>Lasergun
>Red Neck Yacht Club

>>938157606
Oi...

>>938157184 (OP)
Samael
>Seductive, Leader.
>No item.
>Team: Lords of the Expanse

Alan Wake
>perks: inventor, survivalist
>item: shotgun
>team light

>>938157640
He's looking up at us happily right now...

Fire-Chan
unstable, lunatic
flamethrower
SSS

Zone-Tan
Seductive Goth
Wish Ring
SSS

>>938157648
>>938157606
I'm filling in for my number neighbor who had silver things to do

>>938157587
For all that the team was founded on principles of Fantastic Racism that's not - absolutely not - a prerequisite.

>>938157519
>been looking forward to this team up. What do you reckon our odds are?

>>938157316
>>938157519
Team name?

Haruhi

Cute and unstable
Wish ring

Katarina Claes
cute, kind
wish ring
Team Eternal Silver because >>938157732
said I could

THE NINJA

Bulky, scrappy
Flamethrower

>>938157640
>no 7734 team
If only

>>938157767
>Hmmmm.
>The Dream Team?
>>938157751
>Honestly? Not great.

Scourge
Bulky Leader
Sword
Redneck Yacht Club

>>938157786
Pray that Satan lets JC play one last game before he goes back to burning in hell for all of eternity

Chester A. Arthur
Leader, rich
big stick
Team SSS

>>938157705
Hmm... Alright, but I'll have my eye on you.
>Ledo

Master Roshi

Peaceful, seductive

I don't need no item

>>938157620
Thanks for joining, Sakuyamon! I can't even recall when last we met, it's been that long.
>>938157784
Yourself likewise, Catarina. At time of writing I'm more than halfway through "My Life as a Villainess..." and finding it to be none of the things I'd expected.
>I

Game is cancelled, my girlfriend's bull came over.
-MM

Mad Jack
Unstable Lunatic
Flamethrower
Schizo

>>938157805
>Dream team works for me.
>Let's see how far we get then.

>>938157875
>girlfriend's bull

25 minutes have passed the roster is closed.

Shit that's a lot of semen. It's gonna take at least 2 hours to clean up his load. Sorry guys.
-MM

>>938157875
>>938158031
I don't get it

>>938158047
probably euan

Gonna fix traits and names if I messed any up, here is the roster. Tell me if someone is in the wrong team or not in a team when they should be. I'll be putting Sneed in Lords.

>>938158075
Looks good on our end.

>>938158075
Lookin' good.

>>938158075
These little whelps don't stand a chance because I. AM. GOD! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

>>938157869
> finding it to be none of the things I'd expected
I'm trying NOT to a villainess, which is why its an interesting story

>>938158075
Are you ready to get crazy?

>>938158075
Looks well.
Begin at your leisure.

>>938158075
Step light and strike heavy, Eternal Silver!
>noisily unfurls Wings of Seriousness

>>938158075
I am not winning, but hope always gets a person closer to where they wouldn't usually reach. Hopefully, it's the very end this time.

>>938158075
Time to play!

>>938158075
I'll go for the legs.

>>938158075
Let's do this!

>>938158114
>I'm trying NOT to a villainess
Exactly so, which is why I'd anticipated something rather darker and more desperate.
>I

>>938158106
I have arrived, its looking even better now

>>938158075
>Luna Child was left examining her new implement perplexed.
Where did this come from?

>>938158199
Keep watching....

>>938158075
Put me in with Mado.

>>938158213
Meanwhile, have another beer

>>938158075
君の心臓 を俺にくれ~
>She was going to steal your hearts, and your wallets too!

>>938157869
I haven't used Sakuyamon but a couple times since Indy's Murder Games :)

>>938158294
/trash/ slop threads are in love with her

>>938158294
And unless I'm very seriously mistaken you joined Eternal Silver on both those occasions. Glad to have you with us.

And here we are, I'll let you guys mull over this while I crop the rest.

>>938158232
Shit sorry too late.

>>938158394
>God fucking dammit.

>>938157253
Oooooh, it's peak, so peak.
>>938158394
Oooooh, it's over, so over...

>>938158394
Something here might be useful!

>>938158394
>>938158213
Well then... Let's see if those looks can grab us a victory.

>>938158394
Maybe it was for the best.

>>938158394
Bell stop killing anime girls damn.jph

>>938158394
A measly little trap? All you're doing is making me angry, feline!

>>938158394
Well shit

>>938158394
Such a shame. I could have used you, yet if you wish to end it all. I will make it so!

>>938158394
I am firm like a potato.

>>938158394
>>938158418
>This can't keep happening...

>>938158475
We will take you on in spirit.

>>938158394
>10 people dead already
The fact that I survived that round is a miracle, let's see what else I've managed to write out for myself.

>>938158394
>Luna Child's gossamer crescent wings provided about as much protection as actual gossamer, her whole back left cloven asunder as she toppled forward with a gurgle.

>>938158394
That child attacked me first! A clear case of self-defense.Yup, totally true!

You say she took a bullet to the back of the head? Absolute NONSENSE! POPPYCOCK! That small, puny, defenseless fuck almost killed me! That shot came from the front! Fuck off, you're not a forensic scientist, bitch!

>>938158394
Glad as I am that you two girls appear to have found lo--*FUCK*!

>>938158503
Thanks. I just don't want to die.

>>938158441
You're dead, I win, don't care anymore...now where's that seagull wing place I keep hearing about?

>>938158394
Two big slides of death to start the game off you love to see it.

>>938158418
At this point you are just cursed.

>>938158476
But he is so good at it!

>>938158485
Hopefully you can get out of it in time.

>>938158488
Such is the robot life.

>>938158475
You know, maybe it was.

>>938158394
みんなで冷たいチョコレートミルクシェイクを飲みに行きましょう。

>>938158567
A most inglorious demise

>>938158567
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdhQ6UACJw8
旧市街地域はすべての住民を容れるに十分ではなくなった。

>>938158567
OHOHOHO! YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT, NINJA! I WILL NOW PLAN MY VENGEANCE ON THAT FELINE! SHE HAS BECOME SUCH A THORN IN MY SIDE!

>>938158567
Yeah, the game was rigged from the start.

>>938158567
Aww fuck. Not again. Silly ass hoes out here, shootin' at niggas for NO reason. B-Bitch...

>>938158394
Yeah I'm waiting for something to happen
>>938158567
Meh

>>938158567
>I keep pinching but nothing happens.
might as well see where this goes..

>>938158567
Apologies Alpha and Vladilena, but it just had to be this way...

>>938158567
>Wait, what do those mushrooms mean? She can't tell the difference! Oh...

>>938158567
Well so much for that...hey, its my number neighbor! You gettin' wings too?

>>938158567

>>938158567
Oh~Ho!
A lone son of man, challenges me? I admire your bravery, but you are fool! Worry not, my daughters will tend to you in the afterlife.

I grow bored... I wish for some actions. But not bloodshed, this serpent is lonely...

>>938158567
>bell died in a gun duel
Lmao just like how he died in the game lmao

>>938158567
Things are slowing down but they are still deadly.

>>938158540
At least you went out looking hot. Crispy even.

>>938158630
MUTHER FUCKER YOU WROTE IT!

>>938158656
Seems it won't be another victory for SSS, RIP.

>>938158664
Someone has to do the dirty work.

>>938158567
Holy shit Aleria you're based!

>>938158382
I joined with Sakuyamon in MG specifically so that I could join Eternal Silver with one of my sames :)
Also... you know, it has the name Sakuya in it ;)

>>938158768
Suspicious? Yeah, but I aint seeing no to those drills

>>938158782
>>>/trash/76992519

>>938158768
Oh...? A set of armour built for a serpent? Such a radiant glow upon the steel. I claim this armour for myself!

Now, now child... I am willing to overlook this. Turn around and walk away. Or taste my venom..!

>>938158768
I was pretty sure Scourge saw what I did to Alpha and Vladilena, so I had to make sure there weren't any witnesses left alive...

>>938158768
Not to mention disposing of my remains shouldn't need more than a few casual swipes with a broom. I think it's time I ceased to select "kind" as a trait.

>>938158768
Mado I thought you'd ally up with the him to be honest.

>RR event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ayOA63bdiY

Hey nice find Ruriko!

Catra you psycho.

>>938158730
Art imitates life, or was it the other way around?

>>938158698
Maybe you can get Sneed to do something with ya, since you two are on the same team.

>>938158782
I knew that!
(for which read: I had absolutely no idea whatever)

>>938158848
Christ, ai need to learn the meaning of "sexy", or at least the genners do..

>>938158982
I'm supposed to be one stabbing twice, you know

>>938158768
なぜ、最高のアプリケーションにプラットフォームを購入しないのですか?
>>938158982
>This stray fairy in blue impatiently waited for everyone to finish killing each other so she could begin looting them in peace.

>>938158768
>>938158890
W-what even are you? How did you get here?

>>938158982
Kek

>>938158982
I swear I won't miss next time...

>>938158982
A betrayal in the yacht club! Say it ain't so!

Hey Tipsy you doing ok?

Samael wants to keep that thing shiny.

>>938158890
Aye keep it clean it's highly unlikely you'll ever find another suit that fits.

>>938158896
But Chihiro... we all saw it...

>>938158922
Fair, Kind does make you more unlikely to go for the kill. I think?

>>938159027
But now you got to experience it from the other way!

>>938158982
Wow, what is that thing?

>>938159145
did I miss my death slide?

>>938159145
起きて? 起きて...
>Even fairies grieve if given the right circumstance, yet it remained an uncommon curse to hold awareness to that which was lost.

>>938159145
Roshi wants back to his island.

Things get heated between Haruhi and Mado.

While the armor can protect from a sword, it fails before the sharpened axe.

Aw, look at what Chihiro did! I totally forgive him for the murders now.

>>938159039
お金がない :,(

>>938159056
That would be the poison of God. No really that's one of his titles.

>>938159128
Good thing you are training that wolf, she's doing great.

>>938159139
Perfect, just aim carefully.

>>938159145
Officially it makes a character more likely to perform acts of self-sacrifice and (although I've yet to see Ingrid actually do this) release anyone caught in traps laid by people with the "survivalist" trait.

>>938158982
Perhaps. Yet I will admit, she is expecting to bare a child, no? The Qadištu will not be please should I act on my urges on her.

>>938159056
You lay eyes upon a beautiful serpent. An angel who broke free from the control of a tyrant, at this moment I merely seek to satisfy my desires. That is all you need to know.

>>938159145
My appearance must be maintained. As well as this armour. It fits my serpentine figure well!

>>938159145
All I did was refuse to be his beer assistant

NOOOOOOOO I MISSED A MURDER GAMES!

>>938159322
>Too ignorant, to know you were ignorant.

>>938159027
>Now you know we both have a knife

>>938159333
>a sight to behold, but a fleeting one as I run away straight into a flamethrower... >>938159322 Is this how the dream ends?

>>938159442

>>938159322
Finally.
One to share my passion with. To me daughter of man! We shall-!
>[In mid monologue too. Bisected, one half floats in the air. The other plops down on the floor.]
You.... wretched harlot...!
>[Nothing else can be done. Samael physical body breaks apart into glowing pink specs of data.]

>>938159322
I'm starting to think that Master Roshi really doesn't care much this place. No idea why. Just a hunch.

>>938159322
LAN is finally calm.

>>938159155
It's a little wish ring. Just hope it has some magic left.

>>938159207
No! MG does not always include all the people alive in the slide, you are here but...

>>938159419
He does not take kindly to that.

>>938159442
I plan on hosting more in the future don't worry Chara.

>>938157184 (OP)
At least I didn't burn to death...

>>938159442
worst feel..

>>938159541
At Ledo is not around to see this

>>938159541
When LAN is calm, LAN can kill.

>>938159541
God my ass, this damn hedgehog died like a little bitch!

>>938159541
A nice suit right after a rocket launcher? RR is having the time of his life this game, if only he had a beer assistant.

Oh, HAD the time of his life I should say.

>>938159457
Such is the case for many of us.

>>938159460
>Is this how the dream ends?
For you, yes. But as long as there are creatures alive the dream will live.

>>938159520
He's just being tsun.

>>938159460
>[Stuck in awe, leading to her death. Seems both Mado and the serpent had a shared fate this day.]

>>938159541
The pretty boy may have temporarily defeated me but a GOD always comes back!

>>938159654
I'm slowly getting more powerful... now I will drown the world in despair...

>>938159654
There are only a few left alive. And one of the biggest contenders just got turned into a sheep.

>>938159547
Hey that's something! Always look on the bright side of the burning Mado!

>>938159581
F

>>938159551
Hopefully you'll get into the next one!

>>938159622
You have a lot of time to be calm now.

>>938159715
You're not even powerful enough to look your gender, pretty boy.

>>938158994
Hehe :)
Love ya I

>>938159773
Grimm...

>>938159760
...

>>938159760
The master has fallen, and so only 4 are left alive.

Tipsy you better lock the fuck in if you want to win this.

>>938159694
As long as the cartridge remains people WILL play your game.

>>938159715
You are making good use of that scepter.

>>938159760
until then, we spectate and chill :3
>Seej

>>938159808
That's a stupid name. PLAY MY GAME.

>>938159846
Yes... People WILL play my game.

>>938159442
While I don't doubt that your endlessly thirsty axe could have turned the tide, Chara, you probably *were* better off missing this one.

>>938159656
>Seems its time to wake up. Hoping we both have better luck in the next dream

>>938158418
>And Uso as well

>>938159846
Lan sheep win!

>>938159846
In a duel between the two front runners only one remains, and the air is filled with magic.

The Fairy and the sheep look sad, maybe things will turn around for them.

>>938159832
Jinxing yourself is a time honored tradition.

>>938159796
You too!

>>938159941
Don't worry Tipsy it will be over sooner than you know it.

Winner next slide! Will it be:

>LAN (sheep)
or
>Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki

Place your bets now! (will make a new thread.)

>>938159941
>Chihiro vs Tipsy vs the sheep that used to be LAN
The sheep *can* win by escaping the others' attention.

>>938160007
Sheep win.
>Ledo

>>938159931
>[Know that the serpent has dreams as well. Coiled around the first woman, enjoying moments of blissful peace.]

>>938160007
I place my faith in Chihiro

>>938160013
About Tipsy...

>>938160007
All that's left is to kill the helpless sheep, despair will soon triumph!

>>938160007
THE SHEEP
>Mado(ka)

>>938160007
Characters morphed into sheep become extremely passive so unless he draws some really ridiculously self-sabotaging event Chihiro will win.
>I

>>938160007
Go sheep!

>>938160007
chihiro deserves a win!
>Seej

>>938160007
I'll post it here since you all are so nice.

I mean did you really think it would go down any other way?

>>938160007
SHEEP!
>Yuuri

>>938160182
Thanks for hosting

>>938160182
...Yup.
Congrats, thank ya!
>'doka

>>938160182
The winner! With a staggering 7 kill on his own, leading the New World Order to victory is Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki!

>>938160042
>>938160089
>>938160121
Nope

>>938160053
>>938160074
>>938160096
>>938160152
Correct!

>>938160182
>a non-team victory
Well done Chihiro, thanks for the game Mao!

>Mado(tsuki)

>>938160182
That was a sheep shot.

>>938160182
Too fucking easy, now pray to your new god of despair!

>>938160223
GG Chihiro!
TFH Mao!!!!!
>Ledo

>>938160223
A respectable showing for a pirate queen, thank you for hosting

>>938160223
Fluffy no more...
>Thanks for hosting! Congrats, Chihiro!

>Yuuri the tater

>>938160223
Thanks for the game, Mao.

>>938160184
No, close though.

>>938160200
>>938160204
>>938160231 Technically he is team New World Order.
>>938160249
>>938160255
Thanks all for playing!

>>938160239
Congratulations on the win!

>>938160234
kek

>>938159760
>Grief gave way to boredom. Boredom, and apprehension.
>>938159846
>The stray fairy yawned.
>>938159941
>Oh fairy of light, how your-
>Your-
>Uh, her fellow fairy didn't actually know her that well. Her hair looked like tasty pastries, and it was a shame it was probably crawling in bugs by now.

>>938160223
GG everyone, thank you so much MaoMao for hosting!

>Chihiro Fujisaki

>>938160007
>Cinematic...
>>938160223
>Thanks for toasting.

>>938160266
>>938160291
Thanks for playing!

>>938160342
A real shame when ants get into your baked goods.

>>938160350
>>938160376 (Your wincard will be given to you as soon as I am done with it, at the latest it will be posted next murder games.)
Thanks for playing!

>>938160223
What an interesting little boy. I should take his vessel sometime soon. Thank you for your host.
-GOD

>>938160405
Linked the wrong person for the wincard message but you get it.

>>938160413
Thanks for playing .exe!

>>938160223
>a staggering 7 kill on his own
Impossible not to be impressed by that, Chihiro: congratulations and well played! Thanks to (You) for hosting a Murder Games, Xiaomao!
>I

>>938160521
Anytime Ingrid Ingridsson, thanks for playing.

>>938160618
>>938160618
>>938160618

>>938160223
Gratz Chihiro! :)
Thanks for hostin Mao! :)
HQ

>>938160687
Thanks for playing HQ!