>>938180170 (OP)
Did you know that the wrinkles on your anus are unique to you? They're kinda like fingerprints.
For quite a while, I've been a proponent of anal IDs. Instead of putting fingers on gross pads that everyone else touches, we should use our buttholes!
I know what you're thinking "EWW THAT'S GROSS," but think about it... You don't touch your face with your butthole. You don't eat with your butthole.
I think anal IDs are the way of the future. Maybe even replace face ID?