My dad just bought a chicken for the garden - /b/ (#938211315) [Archived: 92 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:54:52 AM No.938211315
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I asked him why, because it seemed so weird.
He said 'It gives me purpose'.

I paused for a moment and thought..

'I do not understand him at all, judging by what's in my trousers, he already had one little pecker.'
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:07:34 AM No.938211664
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>>938211315 (OP)
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 8:25:32 AM No.938212108
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chickens are social creatures, you need at least 3 (ideally 5-7) for them to be happy. tell him to buy more chickens
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 10:48:32 AM No.938215503
Your dad needed a hobby after noticing life has no point and no one needs him. Or so I guess. Now he has a hobby and something needs him.
He is probably a sad sack that feels like he has no reason to live. Give him some love if he was good to you.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:34:52 AM No.938216288
>>938211664
I mean, you gotta see for yourself
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 11:40:55 AM No.938216358
oh, keeping chickens clean and health is tough because all the hobby farm stuff is too small to climb into and pressure wash. good luck to your father i would be prepared to offer bees as an alternative maybe start getting odd bee knick knacks, bees will allow your father to create space nobody will bother him in, the bee farmer is nearly immune to the bees
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:08:33 PM No.938216732
I hope the garden thanked him.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:36:40 PM No.938218220
>>938216358
He wants to make men gay, just so you know.