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Anonymous No.938226972 [Report] >>938227281 >>938227859 >>938231252 >>938231564 >>938232616 >>938233177 >>938233585 >>938234282 >>938237389 >>938237667 >>938237803 >>938237985 >>938238258
i have a 3 inch penis im ready to kms what can i do rn i dont have rope will down the street not across the road work?
Anonymous No.938227281 [Report] >>938227622
>>938226972 (OP)
>i have a 3 inch penis
so?
Anonymous No.938227622 [Report] >>938231598
>>938227281
genetic abnormality, im ready to kms can you help me
Anonymous No.938227859 [Report] >>938231598
>>938226972 (OP)
you're born that way so deal with it. i can't believe how pathetically fragile men are in century 21.
Anonymous No.938227861 [Report]
You idiot- it is not about the length of the penis. It all about your hands and tongue. Get to work lad.
Anonymous No.938231252 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
Yes. Do NOT hesitate when doing though
Anonymous No.938231564 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
Just find a couple other microdicks and start a suckbud club.
Anonymous No.938231598 [Report]
>>938227622
>genetic abnormality
Maybe. It could have been hormonal too. Assembly during pregnancy has many failure modes.
>>938227859
You can't believe how high requirements for men in the 21st century are.
Anonymous No.938232616 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
>i have a 3 inch penis
proof?
Anonymous No.938233177 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
Just start taking estrogen. Even if you still end up going through with kys, at least you'll have a pair of tits to fondle one last time!
Anonymous No.938233585 [Report] >>938234149
>>938226972 (OP)
Accross the jugular would work better
Anonymous No.938234149 [Report] >>938236380
>>938233585
will i choke? i really dont want pain i just want to self delete really fast like a chill suicide. i probably need fent
Anonymous No.938234282 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
My dick is 0.5 inches flaccid but grows to 6.5 inches when erect. Arent we all like this?
Anonymous No.938236314 [Report]
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little bit on the adventurous side and totally into playful chats. I love exploring boundaries and seeing just how far I can take things while keeping it fun. I'm a total tease and enjoy getting guys riled up from the comfort of my couch! I'm not the best at meeting new people in person because of my shyness, so I prefer to keep things spicy through messaging. If you're into flirty fun and playful banter, hit me up! Just add me on the app, but make sure to type it without the spaces or dashes: e-m-a q-u on-x. Looking forward to connecting!
Anonymous No.938236380 [Report] >>938238210
>>938234149
No you bleed super fast then pass out and die because of the sudden blood pressure drop
Anonymous No.938237389 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
>3 inch peen
I love smol pp's I can easily take your whole dick and balls down my throat + you can really go crazy while taking my ass. Don't feel self-conscious OP, you'll find the girl right for you who loves your cute cock, but even if you didn't most traps aren't size queens so if you're into femboys at all we'd treat you right. Please don't hurt yourself over something so silly as wiener size. Whether you're 3 inches or 13 inches you only have one life; we'll all be dead soon in a few decades anyway so why not just ride it out for teh lulz before tasting that sweet abyss?
Anonymous No.938237667 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
Just get on steroids and commit enough fraud to buy a fancy car if you can fake being rich girls will let you fuck them even if you have a 1inch wonder if your gona kill yourself anyways what do you have to lose go wild carpe diam and all that shit.
Anonymous No.938237803 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
that's pretty big for a pajeet like you
Anonymous No.938237985 [Report]
>>938226972 (OP)
old /b/
>gives specific instructions on how to an hero. reminds you to set up a live stream
new /b/
>dont do it! life is beautiful! i love micro dicks bro!
fucking niggers i swear...
Anonymous No.938238210 [Report]
>>938236380
should i do it standing up. sitting down. lying down? in bathtub? quick
Anonymous No.938238258 [Report] >>938238347
>>938226972 (OP)
Lowkey, having a small dick isnt as bad as you think.Sure your not gonna get that much sex but yk what can you do
Anonymous No.938238347 [Report] >>938238423
>>938238258
cant have a family man, get rejected by every girl after sex. this is hell. im ready
Anonymous No.938238423 [Report]
>>938238347
I have to disagree, if your looking for a family the type of women to reject you based of your dick wouldnt be a good wife?Like if your fucking on the first date dont marry her
Anonymous No.938238703 [Report]
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S. who loves exploring the naughtier side of life! I'm a bit on the adventurous side, and I absolutely thrive on taking control during those steamy chats. It’s such a thrill to see how far I can push someone while we both have a blast. I'm a total flirt and definitely have that playful vibe! I do struggle with some social anxiety, so connecting through texting is way more my style. If you're into some sizzling conversations, hit me up! Just add me on 4 the app: e-m-y-ze t-h (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to have some fun together!