>be recovering from traumatic brain injury
>also smoking tons of weed
>bad combo, made me psychotic
>also REALLY gullible
>start talking to this guy on discord
>he convinces me that he's a government agent who has fled to west virginia
>he received word of an imminent nuclear attack on washington dc (i live 10 minutes north)
>freak out
>google "nuke blast radius damage"
>i'm in the zone of destruction where i will be burned alive
>literally the most painful way to die
>i sprint to the garage
>steal my mom's car
>drive north
>stop at a hotel after i've left the blast radius
>owner calls the cops
>they handcuff me and take me to the psych ward
>spend ten days there
>lose the next three years of my life because overmedicated on antipsychotics

if you're reading this, mr "government agent" (you know who you are), i hope you know that you're a real a-hole

Plot twist it all happened that day…

>>938307732 (OP)
Three years? They only kept me for 3 weeks

>>938307732 (OP)
i think your brain injury is just making it seem like the gummi bears are coming to life its just a coincidence

>>938309685
wait
what gummi bears

>>938308447
i was only in the psych ward 10 days but i was in a residential treatment center for 2 1/2 years sfter that

it's not as bad as it sounds, i had wifi and a nice tv

but they kept moving us around because my roommate had bedbugs (they were hitching a ride in his guitar collection)

Cool story bro

Craziest thing I did a few months after a severe diffuse axonal injury was choke my girl in public in front of lots of people. Judge gave me a discharge after he heard me speak in court

>>938311646
>"you can't possibly be responsible, anon, you are too retarded"