Thread 938361978

He's making a run for it!

Aw... let him go. We'll never catch him. Not with these human legs.

>You got the stuff?
>Opens suitcase of birdseed

>>938361981
>BAGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!

>>938361978 (OP)
Could've sworn I've seen this in a youtube video or something.

>>938361978 (OP)
Make me more eggs dumb cunt. I require 5 eggs a day to function

I love birds, they're all cute and silly.

birds used to be dinosaurs

>>938361978 (OP)
>they were once dinosaurs

>>938361987
Dinosaurs resembled lizards more than birds reptilian wise

what do you call a baby chicken?
a nugget

>>938361990
He loves his croissant.

>>938361987
incorrect
taxonomically birds are still dinosaurs. why is this so hard for normies to understand?

>>938361987
>>938361988
reminder that its a completely made up, unfounded theory, scientists are lying bitch ass niggas

>>938361994
>SOIENCE IS LITERALLY EVIL MAGIC SAVE ME GANDALF
>except when it's convenient to me

>>938361992
If he was an african g(r)ay he would have nearly dropped it.

>>938361994
>denies this is a dinosaur

>>938361987
I hate this reddit "fun" fact. Their dinosaur ancestors are not what the meme tries to imply, i.e. huge, cool dinosaurs like t-rex; in reality they were söy limp wristed little faggots that already looked a lot like current birds.
>bruh birds le ruled le earth at one point xd

>>938361998
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
Those guys are out there somewhere with tens of millions of dollars eating some Japanese chef's finest offerings and then puking it up along with 46 bud lights they call breakfast

>>938361999
>this nigga has no idea about avian history
>>>/sci/
>>>/his/
>>>/an/

>>938361998
The cat is right to be terrified, an owl can easily snatch and eat it

>>938361998
owls are so fucking cool

>>938362001
Any living being big and cool enough, whether terrestrial or aerial, died after the asteroid impact. The survivors were all little pussies.

>>938361978 (OP)
The new Jurassic Park movie is intense.

>>938361998
>Human. Food. Or the kitty flies.

>>938362007
Food fact: You can use your own breath to warm you when it's cold by breathing into your shirt.

Birds are very noble animals. They have the dignity of a cat but the warmth of a dog. If you look into a bird's eyes you can feel the depth of their soul and the distinctness of their character. Each one has its own personality.

>>938361998
what the FUCK is his problem

>>938362008
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS
LETHAL!!

>>938361998
>perhaps one might wonder why would you look at the cat before telepathically throwing it off the window

>>938362008
dont do this. this creates mustard gas

>*cluck cluck cluck... cluck cluck*
>..
>In English, Doc!

>>938361990
is it true that bread is bad for them?

>>938362015
It kills them a few days later. They get a yeast infection. It's fowl.

>open the bird thread
>lol
>ten minutes later, giant bird fucking cacophony in my front yard
>go outside, a young hawk has a starling pinned to the ground in its claw
>like 30 starlings start mobbing it, making it fly away
got treated to some bird kino this morning

>>938362017
You must live in a high altitude area to get such bird kino

>>938362018
I live in the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee, don't think it's too high but it was bird kino nonetheless

Happened under the big magnolia tree in my yard

>>938361994
If you ever owned chickens you would believe they used to be dinosaurs

>>938361987
Dinosaurs are fake. No complete dinosaur skeleton has ever been discovered.

dun dun dun, dun da-dun-da-dun

>>938362005
>survive the second largest mass extinction in history that was a literal rock crashing into the planet
>yea w/e bro id jus punt it away XD im le hardcore
Suck down the business end of a shotgun. Just end your pitiful existence. Even if this is bait it's so low effort it doesn't even deserve a 0. Just kill yourself.

>>938361978 (OP)
Is this the plot chicken?

>>938362023
That was not the point. Our mammal ancestors that survived the event were also runts compared to everything else that died. That's just reality. Feel free to misunderstand this post too and seethe at it, actual retard.

>>938362025
How do we even know that there was a dinosaur 9/11 66 million years ago? What proof is there?

>>938362021
and the planet's only 4,000 yrs old blah blah blah you're probably inbred

>>938362025
>survives a fuckhuge asteroid that changed the entire planet
>what a bunch of pussies bro id camp and itd be ez gg no re no cap famalamazimzam
Holy fucking zoomer. It doesn't get any more reddit than this.

>>938362026
You know good and well that nothing will convince you, you will handwave any arguments, any evidence, so just do us a favor and go back to facebook with the rest of the boomers

>>938361986
Have you read the book guide to troubled birds? Hilarious.

>>938362025
So you're a little pussy?

>>938362032
Why did he do it?

>>938362028
>Feel free to misunderstand this post too and seethe at it, actual retard
Congrats, you did it. Go for 3.

>>938362033
>he

>>938361978 (OP)
is that the stock trading chicken?

>>938362036
No it's the dual-citizenship one

>>938362032
Wtf why?

>>938362035
YWNBAC

this was reckfuls screen image for years,, and i never realized it until now... rest in a giant splat on the bottom of your apartment complex you reckless son of a jewish bitch.. we miss you

>>938362029
Are you accusing me of posting in bad faith?

>>938361997
face of a killer. not a hint of remorse

He survived seven slaughterhouses by just walking backwards

>>938362042
>Chicken Joe

>>938362046
wtf is this real???

>>938362032
>>938362033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPIpdYl-98U

>>938361987

>that thing was a fearsome TRex

lol
lmao even

>>938361978 (OP)
>When you just got cast in the next Herzog film

was thinking about the film Chicken Run earlier and how it relies on the premise that the chickens are anthropomorphic to some extent (their communication is real, their actions are physically happening)
but then they're all shocked the grandpa didn't FIGHT in the war because he's a chicken olololol?

like i'm sorry film, but you've set up this whole premise, how the fuck do i know what the rules are? it's magic chickens.

>>938361978 (OP)
MUTHA CLUCKA

>>938361998
those were kino

seeing something like OP's post is enough to make me chuckle yet I'm a bitter loser
where is the logic in this

>>938361997
the age of mammals is over…

>>938362054
>do you feel in charge?

>>938361994
explain then dino nuggies made out of chicken
checkmate

scruffy white dog has that big black mastiff totally buck broken

>>938362054
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>938362054
the big black mutt literally kneels before him

>>938362054
I am so tired of ai slop

>>938362060
yeah, just have the equivalent of an omnipotent god be your handler and make sure everyone else knows they will get beat to shit if they fuck with you

>>938361978 (OP)
>>938361980
Stop narrating my Minecraft session earlier today.
I finally got the six designated layers secured in their seats in the coop, no more scrounging eggs off the ground, I can just relax and let the rest of the chickens wander between the coop and their little fenced range. For some reason I got the cool looking cold chickens in a birch forest.

>>938362062
Stop going online you whiny retard
>Ah no human advancement afflicts my tender sensibilities!

lemme grab some lunch

>>938361997
>Venom emerging from tennis ball

>>938361987
>dinosaurs
Oh my science they heacking real
Lol grow up

>>938362066
stop me if you've heard this one

>>938361978 (OP)
Looks like the sabotage video.

>>938362046
Chat. Is this real???

all the little chicks with the pumped up kicks

>>938362066
Is that the infamous Cecil the Seagull?

>>938362530
Yup, it's real. Seen it at the Kansas State Fair last year