Thread 939441608

Ausfag here. I feel like basically nobody notices this, but why the fuck does every single masturbator you find on Amazon (or other stores) have the most disgusting ugly roastie curtains imaginable on them? It's the only thing you're allowed to buy here, I'm not even kidding. I found maybe only 1 or 2 out of the entire selection that has smooth labia, every single other one looks like pic related more or less.

It isn't like this on the US store, it's only here in Australia. So what's the fucking deal? Do we have a bunch of demonic karens who are going around banning these products from being sold here? There is a clear and deliberate effort to keep smooth labia vaginas banned, it's obvious. I'm fucking afraid to import one off the US store because I unironically feel like I might get arrested.
>ya got a lauwsence for that plastic vagina m8?

I fucking hate this shithole so god damn much

>>939441608 (OP)
I guess is the way the universe is trying to tell you GO OUTSIDE and get the quality pusy you crave so much.

God gave you free will.
Fix your flaws and get that perfect pussy.

>>939441608 (OP)
>I'm fucking afraid to import one off the US store because I unironically feel like I might get arrested.
Why?

>>939441731
smooth innie pussy = underage = LITERALLY PEDOPHILIA
Some people actually think this way.

>>939441731
because he lives in Ausfailia, a country that is beaten in the cuck olympics only by the U.K.
they actually banned porn with flat chested adult women because they said it was basically CP

>>939441781
>smooth innie pussy = underage = LITERALLY PEDOPHILIA
>Some people actually think this way.
My thoughts exactly. They act like adult women without roastie lips don't exist. Now they won't even let you fuck an innanimate object that even resembles it. We live in a world where you're not allowed to stick your dick in a piece of plastic because somebody else doesn't like the thought of it, let that sink in

get this one u monke

>>939441850
Not OP but I went to Australian Amazon and it doesn't list that, even though it is listed on normal Amazon.

>>939441850
That's the one I was talking about, and there was 1 other one too I think. That's besides the point though, it's more the weird conspiracy shit going on behind the scenes

>>939441781
This. The world has lost its damn mind over pedos.

>>939441608 (OP)
>>939441850
kekmao, do people actually buy this shit??

>>939442167
it's annoying

>>939442221
What does it matter to you anyway? Let people fuck whatever they want as long as nobody is being hurt

>>939441608 (OP)
Fellow Aus
Escorts are legal here
The fuck you doing with this plastic shit instead of real 10/10 girl for the night ????

>>939442508
How much do they cost?

>>939441781
Speaking of which…any of you bros got some good onahole recommendations?

>>939442508
I don't want to fuck some demonic roastie, I'm fucking the plastic to escape it but apparently I'm not even allowed to

>>939442539
"the handy" is all I need, check faptap to see a simulation on how it moves

waiting for my handy 2 to come

>>939441850
I've bought 3 of these, they're really good and held up well I really recommend. Don't fall for japanese toy memes just buy whatever no-name brand toy makes your dick hard on amazon, they're usually great

>>939441608 (OP)
They modelled them off of your Mum's cunt.

try the animal ones

>>939441608 (OP)
what do you expect from a country that wanted to classify women with flat chests as CP?

>>939442692
yes this should work

>>939441781
When police and feds raided my house they listed my sex toy as "silicon infant's pelvis". Guess i should have bought one with a disgusting blown out pussy

>>939441608 (OP)
It's because you're in the same country as *those* lobbyists & fundamentalists

>>939442389
It really is.
>Hey guys. Lets not support mass censorship, thought police, loss of liberty, and zero privacy.
>FUCK YOU PEDO! I WILL KILL YOU!
>[You have been banned. Reason: Pedo]
This shit makes me feel things I don't know how to put into words.

>>939441608 (OP)
i think you guys also have laws that require pubic hair and no small boobs allowed in porn. basically you arent allowed to be attracted to asian people just north of you.

>>939443387
I hear the small tits thing was temporary / was never passed due to the entire planet pointing out how retarded it was.
I genuinely feel sorry for any sane person left in that dystopian prison colony masquerading as a nation.

Antipedo hysteria in western countries makes me almost look forward to China taking over everything.

>>939443810
Ironically, the only innie pussy available on AmazonAU is one that comes from China

>>939444153
As someone who has bought many
those roosty curtains are the cheapest ones

>>939444800
funny if you think about it, they actually have to go out of their way to add them on, and it costs extra material. Logistically speaking it makes sense to have all masturbators innie by default since it's easier and cheaper, that's how you know they're going out of their way to push an agenda

A lot of Japanese/asian ones have innies. Personally go to ecchi Tokyo for most of my toys. My only problem with hip style onaholes is that they're incredibly hard to keep clean and safe. Sometimes if you put them in a plastic drawer or a cardboard box, they will melt for no apparent reason. They are also incredibly hard to keep clean because hair sticks to the outside of them really easily, washing them out is a pain in the ass. All that said, its 10/10 when it works

>>939441608 (OP)
Isn't Ausfailia one of those countries where customs stops plastic pussies and if they look too much like a child, they seize them and try to arrest who imported them?

So the market overcorrects and you only get GILF pussies that very obviously don't look like children because getting your shit seized isn't good for business.

>>939445761
>customs stops plastic pussies and if they look too much like a child
See, this is precisely the shit I was talking about. Holy shit this place is pathetic, get me out

>>939445680
An enema bulb makes it a lot easier to clean out

>>939442167
Pretty ironic, considering the majority of top billionaires and politicians are basically proven pedos in a blackmail game.

>>939441781
>>939442167
>>939442389
>>939443810

>>939446453
I blame zoomers. They think they’re still children well into their 20s. They’re possibly the most infantile generation to ever exist

>>939446453
insanity

>>939441608 (OP)
I like the curtains.

>>939447689
Well I don't.

>>939441850
>Pussy ass male masturbator

That's not a nice thing to call your customers...

look onahole and onahips. anything American or on Amazon is trash lmao. Japan knows how to make them, American companies are nigger tier. There are warehouses in US that stock them, forgot the site just look on reddit posts. The first reply is saying the american ones suck. I tried 2 from fleshlight . com, they're trash bro. Americans don't know shit about pleasure despite how promiscuous they are cause it requires hard work which is antithetical to feeling good in the moment. They're lazy fuckers, the companies who make these

>>939449213
ah fuck I misread you're AUS. The same should apply, avoid amazon/american companies. Look for japanese in your area

>>939441608 (OP)
america

I but a new one ever 2 months because I bottom out and my dick breaks through the back, but its worth it

Sex dolls and onaholes are overrated. I spent $2k(USD) on a loli sexdoll (catdoll brand). It was nice, but honestly the storage and cleanup was so annoying I often didn't get it out and just fapped regularly. I destroyed it and threw it away after a little over a year of ownership. Tried numerous onaholes and they are also ok but also not worth the storage and cleanup.

I just fap manually again after a couple years of exploring these options. A good silicone based lube and my hand is all I need.

>>939441850
>Pussy Ass Male Masturbator
>Pussy Ass Male

>>939441608 (OP)
It's to avoid getting flagged for resembling adolescents
It's unironically good for society

Tl:Dr; go outside

>>939441608 (OP)
>There is a clear and deliberate effort to keep smooth labia vaginas banned

They literally made porn illegal in AU if the chick doesn't look like a roasty. Petete or small breasted women who some could say appears to be under 18 and its illegal. Even if in fact the model was legal.

Au is cuckland. Give up your guns and see what happens.

>>939451112
This. Get a small catdoll. You will not get more aroused or nut any harder than when you're fucking a catdoll.

>>939441608 (OP)
>>939442539
Check out erovenus if you're looking for a quality hip toy

>>939456316
i look at sinodoll

>>939456316
I'm pretty sure sexdolls proper are illegal in Aus because, once again, pedophobia.
Especially loli sized, those are a crime to import.

Damn I didnt realize aus land was that bad, even in a red state I can import straight up loli onas and be just fine

>>939441681
> God gave you free will.
And I use my free will to avoid stress. I have no interest in getting into a relationship anymore. Been there, done that. Fuck that noise

>>939446483
You kind of defeated your own argument there. That generation really are still children.

This thread is fucking hilarious though. A country regulates on the design of sex toys (rather than banning them outright like some places) and it's the one thing everyone here can unite against. I guess the old /b/ isn't entirely dead after all.

>>939459071
smart man

>>939455141
Pornhub is banned in 17 US states and they aren't stopping there. A lot politicians want to ban porn outright and are open about that plan.

>>939459477

Doesn't make sense.

Pornhub is run by jews.

American is run by jews.

Why would they ban it?

>>939459733
You think I made this up? Fuck'n google it.

>>939459733
Eroding liberty and privacy is more valuable than money. Remember money is a tool and not the goal.