Thread 939453824

His Dikembe Mutombos?

>>939453824 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM

>>939453824 (OP)
what's the coolest way to yiff?

>>939453824 (OP)
Hakuna Maturda?

>>939453970
isn't that like saying what's the coolest way of being uncool?

or what's the fastest way to be slow?

there isn't one

>>939453824 (OP)
Uhn! Nnt! I just, hnn, want to nnnt ease out this log. Hnnn, just a slow, easy dump. Hnnn, slowly. Hn, P R R R R R R R R R R R T! Uuuuuuuuuuhgn! I'm poooming!

sad really. so incredibly stupid and childish

>>939453824 (OP)
logfag got into a fight and drew mud

>>939454210
this! /b/ is for phd dissertations and discussion of physics

>>939454210

sometimes, you wanna GO!

https://voca.ro/15GjcoX6Y9OD

>>939454308
You might be surprised by how much physics are involved in the simple act of poop eat...

>>939454210
ENJOY THE GO

>>939454308
>Uhn! Nnt! I just, hnn, want to nnnt ease out this log. Hnnn, just a slow, easy dump. Hnnn, slowly. Hn, P R R R R R R R R R R R T! Uuuuuuuuuuhgn! I'm poooming!
Do you think anyone over the age of ten finds this funny? You’re embarrassing. GTFO

>>939454565


I would have preferred if he had said "I'M CROWNING"

But I'm afraid you're not allowed to speak directly to the log fag, So please forward all complaints or comments through the official fan club channels.

thank you!

>>939454565

I guess you got no home trainin'?

SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT, SIR!

>>939454565
It's not funny, E. It's quite serious. Take your meds.

>>939454565
But it's okay I made the same mistake once. turns out he doesn't like to be bothered by peasants like us.

https://www.logfagfanclub.org/complaints

>>939454565
was just trying to be part of the fun but if you really want me to stop posting i guess i will

>>939454653
16 hours a day, every day for 9 years.
No following, no popularity, no compensation. Is there a bigger freak anywhere? I think not. Kys soon.

>>939454999
>No following
>no popularity
Thousands.
>no compensation
You really think I'm doing this for free, E? Take your meds.

>>939455047
Your only compensation is the occasional attention you receive which I see you’re getting less and less of. You’re being ignored, which is what I’m doing after this post. You really should kill yourself, loser.

>>939455348
OK, see you in two minutes, Mr. OBCESSED!

>>939453824 (OP)
thread hidden spamming retard

>>939454999
I forgive (You).

>>939455428
And he's back!

>>939454999
24 hours a day since the dawn of /b/

>>939454999
You can tell you are a femanon by what you think he values

>followers
>popularity
>attention

You can tell you are a human because you think he values

>time

The logposter is an end time lovecraftian horror. His anus farts madness and it has done so for eons.

>>939455787
i really have no idea

Logs are for sucking. That's a fact everybody knows.

assblasted

>>939455428
>Thread hidden
This means you had to hide it, which also means you saw it and didnt want to.

Logfag earns 1 point

Then you post in his thread invoking at least one response. This bumps the thread.

Logfag earns 1 point.

>spamming retard

This means you are angry and want the logfag to hurt

Logfag earns 1 point.

The score? Logfag 3, the femanon 0.

The loggining is near

>>939458699
There are 6 million logcycles in Beijing

>>939461682
Smell my anus.

>>939461682
Tongue my anus.

>>939453824 (OP)
His Smellson Mandelas?

>>939463618
>Smellson
Naming my first child this, assuming I ever stop logposting and get a job, wife and child.

>>939463618
>his dikembe mutombos?
this is a reference to dave chappelle, i was joking

>>939469833
His jumbos?