Thread 939486547

All of the video games of my childhood are now considered retro, while zoomers these days play shit like Fortnite and Hollow Knight Silksong. It's just another sign that I'm getting older and I don't like it. This is unrelated, but Donald J. Trump is a pedophile. Thanks for listening.

>>939486547 (OP)
>Fortnite
>Hollow Knight: silk song
In the same sentence?
One of those games is zoomer slop. One is zoomer gold. Do you know what types of games would've been made in the 90s and Early 2000s?
Shovel Knight.
It's literally a Metroidvania.

>>939486877
Shovel Knight released in 2011 or 2012, something like that, and it's as "retro" as modern day equivalents, such as Silksong. Also, it's not a Metroidvania, what are you on about. Also, let us not forget to observe the truth that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile, that is important. Thank you for listening.

>>939486953
>It's not a Metroidvania.
It literally is.
Define Metroidvania.

>>939488328
Shovel Knight is not a Metroidvania. You define it. Also, let us observe that that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile. Thank you for your reply.

>>939488422
A Metroidvania is a game structured with a large, nonlinear, limited map that is progressively unlocked through objective gains.
What else is Shovel Knight if not a Metroidvania?

>>939486547 (OP)
>I'm getting old and I don't like it
What the fuck are you complaining about? Do you refuse to play new games because you're stuck in 1999? So many good games right now.

>>939488461
Shovel Knight's map is not a persistent and interconnected world, its levels are linear and self contained, and accessed via an overworld hub. These levels are action and obstacle focused gauntlets with checkpoints that culminate in a boss battle. Therefore, Shovel Knight is not a Metroidvania.
>>939488502
I just don't like the idea of aging, it has nothing to do with my taste in video games. You have poor comprehension skills. Yes, I play modern video games, like Ninja Gaiden Ragebound among others.

Thank you for your replies, truly appreciated, and let us acknowledge on this day that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile.

>>939486547 (OP)
fortnite is almost a decade old
also genz are getting close close to 30 now so we're not exactly young either.

>>939488945
True enough. Thank you for your reply. Donald J. Trump is a pedophile.

>>939488945
OPs just yelling at clouds. Probably just had his midlife crisis

>>939488991
True, although one could say that, in life, we're all simply yelling at clouds. Thank you for your reply. Need I remind you that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile?

>>939486877
>literally a Metroidvania.
not figuratively?

>>939489799
BLODDY YOU BASTERD WISEARSE SHITFUCKING BICH