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Anonymous No.939517468 [Report] >>939519163 >>939519174 >>939519187 >>939519214 >>939520842 >>939522187 >>939522218 >>939522599
Why do most American parents sacrifice their son's foreskin to Abraham?
Anonymous No.939518388 [Report]
Anonymous No.939519163 [Report] >>939519542 >>939520813
>>939517468 (OP)

WHY : because their parents (and especially their mothers) realize uncircumcised penises are unhealthy and women consider them to be ugly and ungenic and disgusting
Anonymous No.939519174 [Report] >>939519542 >>939520813
>>939517468 (OP)
Not being circumcised is akin to being a farm animal as far as women are concerned. they're not interested in fucking you or a billy goat

Your disgusting uncircumcised penis is a petri dish of bacteria and yeast
Anonymous No.939519187 [Report] >>939519542 >>939520813
>>939517468 (OP)

also uncircumcised penises are a sign of lower class white trash

(It's not women's fault that your parents were too cheap to spend the extra $425)
Anonymous No.939519214 [Report]
>>939517468 (OP)
it's religious for some. it is sanitation for others.
Anonymous No.939519542 [Report]
>>939519163
>>939519174
>>939519187
COPE
Anonymous No.939520813 [Report]
>>939519163
>>939519174
>>939519187
just untrue. cope harder goldberg
Anonymous No.939520842 [Report]
>>939517468 (OP)
boomers have this weird jew worship thing going on
Anonymous No.939522187 [Report]
>>939517468 (OP)
Because they have low self esteem and want to be like the 'grownups' (which they envy because they are jealous of things such as their income and their power), and that way they do something impressive that the other (and the same) people can acknowledge.
Anonymous No.939522218 [Report]
>>939517468 (OP)
AIDS infection rates in your butthole have caused American parents to take the cautious step of foreskin removal lest their child's penis end up in your anus
Anonymous No.939522599 [Report]
>>939517468 (OP)
Glad they did. Every girl I've met said uncut dicks are gross as fuck.
Anonymous No.939522800 [Report]
The whole cut/uncut thing is a jewish psy-op to even out the crazy fanaticism of the abortion gimmick.
Goldberg and Stinkafitz are just /bant/ and any anons responding to this thread or thinks a useless flap of skin or lack thereof is hot/not should kill themselves because holy fuck its the most retarded take ever.


Thread saged, pizza ordered to mods house, gookmoot appeased.