Thread 939517570

If I was a cop, I believe I would be just. But I'm sorry, if there were a drunk hot fool squirming around while I'm trying to arrest them, I have GOT to squeeze their buns every now and then.

>>939517570 (OP)
her butt is not particularly nice. It's long and flat and boring and you do a lot of fantasizing

You fantasize about being powerful and having authority as a cop

to overcompensate for your lack of power and authority

You fantasize about being sexual with women, to overcompensate for.. well I think you know the rest of the story

>>939517570 (OP)
San Diego cop got in the backseat with a hooker and locked himself in. had to call a supervisor to get out. they found his semen on his uniform and listened to some of the convo from his bodycam. not worth it to cop a feel, heh heh

>>939517876
Anon reads too deep into another anon

>>939517967
I've seen that one LOL, there's bodycam of the dumb dude trying to reenact what happened and it's awful

>>939517570 (OP)
Hell yeah brother
>>939517876
Leddit spacing

Edit: Hi guys thanks for the gold!!!

>>939517570 (OP)
Id just rape them

>>939517570 (OP)

its saturday night and there are two calls at the desk. one is complaints about an angry drunken fight. the other call is someone thinks they can smell weed smoke from their neighbor's. which call would you rather attend, cop?

>>939519325
absolutely the weed smoke. unless buns are involved in the other one

>>939517570 (OP)
I couldn’t be a cop, because the constant public, shitty behavior of black people would further reinforce all of the racist beliefs I currently hold.

Which, btw, is reasonable. If leftards knew what goes on in Niggerville, they would hate them too.

I don’t really think it’s a case of outliers, either, matter of fact I reckon it’s, like, most black people. Watch how quickly a negroid betrays you when money’s involved, it’ll make your head spin. Maybe that’s why they’re brown, they’re just big, animated, human-shaped pieces of feces.

Most nigger apologists don’t actually have much experience with wild black folks. That’s why they enable them, out of ignorance.

The people who hate niggers are the ones approaching the situation from a place of knowledge and understanding. Hating/avoiding them is just a matter of realizing that niggers…are niggers!

Fuck niggers

>>939517570 (OP)
>I have GOT to squeeze their buns every now and then.
So you'd abuse your authority, which makes you inherently unjust.

>>939519543
Damn, so you'd be just like every shit cop ever.

>>939517570 (OP)
i believe you would too
>believe all bastards

>>939517876
And I fantasize about how sexy the cop in OP's pic is. I know this fucking shithole is full of straight retarded normy men but, there's something that amazes me how exageratedly hipermasculine is the look of most american cops: clean shaved head, bulky body (I guess mainly due to the bulletproof chests or whatever they were under their clothes), and their uniforms with super thick belts and tightly tucked shirts marking their muscled-like figures. Wilheim Reich wrote about how important was for nazis and other military enthusiastic groups the arousing efects of these uniforms and aesthetics. Hell, what do ya think? Please turn this thread into a gay cop appreaciation one or wtf.

>>939517570 (OP)

There are guys who get on the force who can't wait for an opportunity to use their guns. It's just the world we live in. See Sonya Massey for example - Rambo went nuts and took her out.

>>939517570 (OP)
That's more a testament of how hot they are

>>939520186
I was a cop and left because I was tired of constantly being called a racist. "You're only stopping me because I'm black" "no sir, I'm stopping you because you are walking in the middle of the highway" "no i wasn't"

Anyway. Women constantly offered to suck my dick to get out of being arrested.

>>939523902
Before bodycams became standard, how many you think take that offer?

>>939524005
I definitely knew a few guys who did. I wasn't willing to risk my marriage over some crazy whores.

The bigger problem though was cops fucking each other's wives.

>>939519325
Drunken fights at Halloween parties were fun. Nicest tits I ever saw were on a girl who had her little bo peep costume torn off during a fight. I ended up wrapping her in my uniform jacket which was pretty hot.