Thread 939531577

>no difficulty slider
>can't parry and i-frame roll through the hard parts
Why are the devs of this video game so ableist towards lesser-skilled players?

>>939531577 (OP)
>can't parry and i-frame roll through the hard parts
skim reading?

I'm from Dublin, so I felt obliged to read this. It was a complete load of wank, absolute pretentious nonsense with no artistic integrity beyond being words preserved on paper.
Everyone I knew growing up who tried to project an aura of pride and superiority for having read it were always insufferable stuck-up privileged rich kids who loved to larp as working class poets. The kind who watch Withnail and I once and decide to base their whole personality and aesthetic on being a downtrodden scholarly loser.

>>939531577 (OP)
>remake shit
Read the original, pleb.

>>939531579
Now try again without abusing the speedread mechanic

I sure hope you read through the whole of Shakespeare before tackling any of that shit.

>>939531580
It actually has nothing to do with the odyssey

>>939531579
Filtered.

Modernist literature is literally just kikes and shabbos goys talking about their unhinged neuroses and deviant sexual fetishes. Frankly most "literature" written in the past 125 years or so can be just safely discarded as degenerate filth.

>>939531579
>perfected stream of consciousness
>no artistic integrity
pick one

>>939531577 (OP)
This book filtered me pretty fucking hard after finishing the Conan Centenary edition.
I haven't tried to read it since.

>>939531584
I thank God every day for it filtering me from all the Fiachra Lavelles and Caoimhe de Brunes that are allergic to actual joy in life.

>>939531580
This anon unironically has the right idea.

>>939531586
OK, I pick no artistic integrity.

>>939531577 (OP)
Silksong is Finnegans Wake

>>939531587
Knew I had a meme for this.
>me trying to read Ulysses after Conan the Barbarian.

>>939531577 (OP)
>Game it's a masterpiece
>People discuss it, have fun
>Get discovered by the mainstream
>Suddenly everyone turn against it and it's no longer allowed to be discussed earnestly

Off topic lingo aside, the /lit/ hivemind it's real

>>939531585
>filtered by the cuck fetish boss
git gud

>>939531579
>who tried to project an aura of pride and superiority
like you're doing now?

>>939531585
This guy knows what's up.

I bought a used copy for cheap and it came with its own soapstone messages. Sadly they aren't very useful, likely a woman who annotated

>>939531585
t. Guy who’s political opinions change every week based on what’s cool

This shit gay is as fuck and you literally wasted your time read this over printed CRAP
>0 Spell recipes
>0 Demon-binding rituals
>0 Christian Magic
>0/10 THE WURST

>>939531595
Yes exactly like I'm doing now. Annoying, isn't it? They're all like that.

I sincerely couldn't take any game story seriously after reading a decent novel. I would feel like a retarded /co/ toddler if i did.

>>939531597
Also the annotations stopped after about 200 pages. I'm assuming that's how far they got before getting rid of the book

>>939531597
>ew
This was a woman

>>939531585
>Modernist literature is literally just kikes and shabbos goys talking about their unhinged neuroses and deviant sexual fetishes.
As opposed to video games which... what exactly?

>>939531577 (OP)
>Allegedly the greatest work of Irish literature
>Is about a Jewish Cuckold
?
?????

>>939531577 (OP)
>Read Ulysses
>Read Infinite Jest
>Won't read Aztec

weedbros... not like this

>>939531597
Imagine being so salty about another persons religion you write petty messages against the author almost nobody was going to see in the book.

>>939531605
Wth, it's not even that normie bait proppasloppa by Homer? Ok...

>>939531592
So Blood Meridian is the Dark Souls of literature, then?

>>939531607
>State basic facts about jews
>"WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING US?"

Errytime

>>939531579
It felt like just a more verbose Walden. I have to share your sentiment.

>>939531577 (OP)
dude just sequence break through the back cover and you can go right to reading the last page, it's ezpz

>>939531577 (OP)
Oh. I thought this was the good Ulysses by Homer, so it's just some shithead using the title for his own gay book?

finally we're not on the blue board. someone post the letters to Nora

mods are retarded

MODS = BODS

>>939531685
So are all of those books just lolrandom with a couple of not lolrandom themes sprinkled in?

>>939532005
Really only finnegans wake is like that. The lolrandom is either some autistic irish shit or an onomatopoeia

>>939531577 (OP)
that was a joke, i know you're a nerd and you can't roll the game you're playing

>>939531589
kek