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Anonymous 9/14/2025, 4:50:25 PM No.939797547 [Report] >>939797768 >>939797925 >>939797984 >>939798573 >>939798660 >>939801396 >>939801980 >>939802785 >>939802853 >>939805599 >>939806722 >>939809274 >>939810647 >>939811917 >>939814034 >>939814196 >>939817270 >>939818368
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How would you turn $100 into $1,000?
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 4:55:58 PM No.939797768 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
I'd add another zero
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 4:59:39 PM No.939797925 [Report] >>939798426
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>>939797547 (OP)
Deposit it in Andy Sixx's asshole
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 5:00:47 PM No.939797984 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Buy something for 100, flip it, then you keep doing that.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 5:04:24 PM No.939798426 [Report]
>>939797925
Attention is getting harder to find, eh shiteater?
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 5:07:42 PM No.939798573 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
100 - 50 = 50
50 - 20 = 30
30 - 10 = 20
20 - 5 = 15
15 - 2 = 13
13 - 3 = 10
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 5:09:47 PM No.939798660 [Report] >>939803410
>>939797547 (OP)
Buy a cheap gun for $100 or less.
Kill someone with $900.00.
Winning.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 6:31:56 PM No.939801396 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
by turning 100 tricks
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 6:47:15 PM No.939801980 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
black jack
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 7:06:07 PM No.939802785 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Charlie Kirk memecoin.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 7:07:45 PM No.939802853 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
penny stocks, could do it in a day
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 7:21:57 PM No.939803410 [Report] >>939805024 >>939805524
>>939798660
you still only have 900 dollars unless u go back and kill the gun shop owner for your $100 back
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 7:54:18 PM No.939805024 [Report]
>>939803410
100+100=200
200+100=300
300+100=400
400+100=500
500+100=600
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 8:08:30 PM No.939805524 [Report]
>>939803410
That sounds illegal
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 8:10:20 PM No.939805599 [Report] >>939818198
>>939797547 (OP)
Cut the bill in 10. Boom, ten $100 bills.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 8:40:45 PM No.939806722 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Convert 3 of it to Zimbabwean dollar.
Spend the rest on drinks at the tiddy bar while I make it rain with the 1000 ZWD until I get kicked out.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 9:44:09 PM No.939809274 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Take orders for flavored vapes in a ban state. Use 100 to drive to fill orders in a non ban state and drive back. Charge 2x the cost of the vape for handling so wait until you have $2000 in orders.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:18:23 PM No.939810647 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Use that $100 for gas money to go to work, make more than $1000. ezpz
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 10:50:17 PM No.939811917 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Anons are all giving retarded answers but you have a lot of options if you live in the states. Namely:

> Buy something and flip it. Because $100 isn't very much you'd have to flip a lot

> Invest in something. Right now all major investments as of recent would only pull you up slightly (like $147 for silver, like $123 for VOO, like $150 for bitcoin if you timed hte market just right on all). You will almost certainly turn that into $1000 with any of those investments over a year.

> Use it to buy stuff that will give you a better opportunity. For only $100, you're looking at getting a nice set of clothes to interview at McDonalds. You'll have your $1000 in like 2 weeks.

$100 bucks isn't a lot, but I'm a big investment guy so I'd go with the investment route or the job route. Get the job and regularly invest as much as you can. You'll retire a millionaire even if you're making near 40k a year depedning on how much you spend
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 11:35:19 PM No.939814034 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Put it in the S&P500 and wait 25 years.
Anonymous 9/14/2025, 11:38:46 PM No.939814196 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Whore yourself out
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:00:47 AM No.939817270 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Buy some old toys at a thrift store, then go on eBay and sell them for the estimated resale value. I've turned a profit of 60 to 75 dollars at a time as a toy flipper.
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:06:28 AM No.939817503 [Report]
>Buy small amount of meth, old bikes, and building supplies
>Build small fleet of rickshaws
>Pay homeless with meth to power said rickshaws
>???????
>Profit
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:28:12 AM No.939818198 [Report]
>>939805599
funny
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:32:55 AM No.939818368 [Report]
>>939797547 (OP)
Real talk. Use the 100 to buy a ski mask and some gloves, but from different locations and shops so the fbi can't link it back to me. Scope a few places out. Maybe buy some spray paint to black out my license plates. I'd bring some duct tape and rope just in case I need them. Ditch the rope, just zip ties. I would break into homes and steal their copper wire or maybe their jewlery, but mainly their copper wire. Nothing above a misdemeanor. Real talk. You just turned 100 into 1000.
Anonymous 9/15/2025, 1:46:41 AM No.939818872 [Report]
Invest in one of those Trump cards for $99and wait and wait and wait.pretty soon it will be worth nothing but you'll still have a buck