Thread 939805736

My pussy hurts

>>939805736 (OP)
That's a dog, not a cat.

>>939805802
That's true, I'm sorry

>>939805864
So what hurt your puppy?

>>939805888
No, my pussy. It's sore

>>939805988
How can you tell? Is it meowing oddly? Does it have a limp? Poor kitty cat.

>>939806136
No, it's just kinda purple and throbbing slightly. I don't think it's normal, but I could be wrong

>>939806202
Take your cat to the vet, bro.

>>939805736 (OP)
you shouldn't take the knot without some stretching practice first, buy a bad-dragon or something to ease into it

>>939806306
He had his dog fuck his cat? That's fucked up.

>>939806257
I was thinking about it, but it's probably fine. I think it'll get better soon, that's usually what happens.

>>939806306
I know someone who has one of those, and I refuse to buy one for several reasons. Also what do you mean stretching practice?

>>939806427
Working your ass up with increasingly large toys so nothing tears by letting the tissue slowly stretch and gape.

>>939806507
Oh. Well I don't think I want to do that, but hypothetically, could it be done with your hands instead of $500 toys?

>>939806555
Trips checked.
And that's neither a cat nor a dog, but a human. Hope they know how to get blood out of those pants. Wouldn't want it to stain.

>>939806718
In theory, yeah. I mean we've all seen goatse.

Post pic of purple pussy

>>939806555
trim your dogs nails before you let him mount you, idiot

>>939806806
This is true, this is true. Ok, well thanks for the information anon, I appreciate it.

>>939806818
I'm not that kind of OP...

>>939806942
No probs, bro.

>>939806202
Medfsg here I need a pic and anything you've done to it in the past 72 hours

>>939806555
Almost artistic

>>939808201
If I post it, will you actually be able to help?

>>939808589
Probably tho if it's something that requires a prescription you'll still need to see an actual doc to get it

>>939808743
okay here it is... i hope this isnt too bad

>>939808830
Thats straight from Google nu uh doesn't count