Thread 940009135

sex

>>940009250
Fuuuck, time to pump

Just keep spamming bd

any kylie or bella?

>>940009369
ai could NEVER

>>940009379
irl sexdolls >

>>940009326
No parker

>>940009404
nature wins this round

>>940009428
hell yeah

This thread sucks

>>940009446
knawty kylie! BAD!

>>940009485
what she do?

>>940009481
Rough femdom sex with Pugh

>>940009531
lorde have mercy look at her pullin her bikini down like that, like what the heck did she mean by that?! i'm definitely tellin her preacher!

>>940009544
Want her to peg me

>>940009552
she just wants to show hipp

>>940009564
She seems the type

He went from spamming to talking to himself

>>940009600
Worship her thick thighs beforehand

>>940009585
*maybe* i'm bein too hasty... she's just showin off the body the lorde gave her right? what is she supposed to be ashamed?!

you right you right, my fault!

>>940009552
why are you like this

>>940009613
Anything she wants!

>>940009614
good god just stop, you don't have to do this

>>940009614
makes her a good girl if anything

>>940009614
Imagine being like 38 and posting shit like this

>>940009625
Would you be a good boy for mommy Flo?

>>940009614
You think she'd be interested in a fart party?

>>940009658
her body is PEAK female form.
those wide breeding h i p s
those nourishing breasts
yes yes she will be ideal

>>940009684
I certainly would try my best!

>>940009705
For a fart party? With an ass like hers, can you imagine how LOUD the claps would be?!

Fart Party™ time?

Dog.

>>940009732
My guts are rough today after eating leftover Chinese, so I can't participate in the fart jerking :(

>>940009705
ideal for your fap?

>>940009711
Mommy Flo would want you to taste her ass hole

>>940009761
>>940009756
what is wrong with you spastics?

>>940009761
Gladly, please

>>940009756
ideal for vaginal sex in the missionary position while holding hands
do you agree?

>>940009756
Ideal for fart jerking

>>940009790
Start with the thighs then spread her cheeks

>>940009796
Are you the anon I'm fart jerking with right now? I'm having trouble keeping track :/

>>940009803
I'd make her feel so good <3

>>940009803
Anon NO! That is a dangerous move

>>940009796
not holding her tits?

>>940009803
she'd be so horny for my gorgeous hairy body

>>940009840
Too busy holding in farts for her. How about you?

OH HELLS YEAH WE FART JERKIN IN HERE HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY

>>940009840
okay i like you, you got ideas, good ones lmao

is... was that always an option?
i want that one!

imagine bein in between Kylie's thiccc spread legs

>>940009861
Hey, cunt. I was fucking talking to you.

>>940009872
Jesus fucking Christ! Calm the fuck down. I almost let one rip.

>>940009872
alternating between squeezing those boobs and gently pushing her down

>>940009914
So hot I just let out a wet little blip. Please be gentle with me because I wanna keep this fart jerk going for awhile

>>940009914
mmhm. it's not about cumming, not even about that spine tingling feeling coursing up through your pulsing erection, it's about breeding Kylie and makin her feel soooooooo good. pressin her down and hittin those deep spots inside.

i think it would be hawter to start with a condom on... and only takin it off when she says you can, IF she says you can

I can't understand why the fuck people enable that fucking dumb bald asshole

>>940009964
think she would INSIST you take it off if you told her you were close

>>940009971
We know, Troy. You spam about it every solitary day.

>>940010058
omgg her body is fucking supple
LOOK AT IT

doin your best to fuck kylie and make her pussy contract... goin so far as to throw both her feet over one shoulder and take it nice and slow... i think that's when she'd reward you with takin the condom off.

she wouldn't want you to cum so fast, you had to prove to her how much you wanted it and you were meeting her half way

>sorry if i'm typin too much i'm in a vibe lmao

It's funny because this is just a frantic version of something J-Tard does throughout many threads and boards.

Shia LaBeouf is a garbage human being
I don't exactly fully know why but I fucking hate him so fucking much
But I really fucking do

>>940010112
STOP
BEIN
SO
MEAN

>>940010112
Please keep your dull, low IQ thoughts to yourself.

I fucking hate him so much.
He's like a real fucking concoction of Italian and kike and it really fucking rubs my little fucking beautiful blue eyed white brain wrong and it makes me mad
He wants to be tough while also having a total inferiority complex. He's a total Italian insecure kike fucker and I want to fucking burn him alive. I swear.

>>940010102
slow and deep so she knows you're trying to make it last and savour her.. and build up that cum for her..

I hate him

>>940010144
when she felt your legs trembling like a leaf in the wind... absolutely DRAGGING out every mind numbing pump inside her thicc fertile body. she'd think it was so cute how you were holding on so long, the way you whimper when she squeezes her walls on your cock on your instroke

oooh geeze oh geeze.

>>940010157
You hate him because you let your dreams be dreams.
Something he told you EXPLICITY NOT to do.

>>940010143
>my little fucking beautiful blue eyed white brain
'Little' was the only correct adjective.

Marlon Brando is perfection
Shia is kikey mean insecure hyper tryhard bully shit

>>940010143
Troy, you don't still think you're good looking, do you? Are your narcissism and low intelligence really that severe?

>>940010198
how many of those squeezes until you just can't take it any more.. until you bury it deep and...

>>940010227
This post tested positive for HIV/AIDS.

>>940010227
Tell me a little about your ChatGPT.

>>940010226
I want her to peg me

>>940010259
its not just about the phsyical pleasure of your cockhead stroking across her pink, ribbed, slippery walls, it's about knowing she wants it, encouraging it. purposely makin it feel even better, milking it for a huge load...

are... are you close? i've been tryin not to be too selfish haha but if you wanna just enjoy the view that's okay!

Marlon loved food and he loved sex and was completely honest and authentic and never not himself. He fucked niggers after he got every girl n got bored of being the biggest chad in the room
He was the only guy more famous than Michael Jackson and Michael even confided in him and talked about his pedo shit and brando helped him
Total man. No use in trying to figure him out because you could totally figure him out because he was completely transparent with comfortability because he had control

Compare that to a kike hyper tryhard like Shia

Cancer has stage 4 Troy

I hate you Shia
You are a jew

>>940010314
edging so good.. making it last for her hehe

Troy is too stupid to respond to.

>>940010359
good girl, meet good boy haha

you would fit so well in her
i mean uh you two would fit so well together!

Icky Nicky, going mad
Sister left and and now he's sad

>>940010402
>>940010375
Kys Shia

>>940010356
What his name? Your ChatGPT.

Icky Nicky, thinks he's Brando
Jerks to children full commando

>>940010393
twitching inside her every time I go deep and feel her hips quivering.. ahhh fuck

>>940010451
it feels so good bein sooooooooo stiff doesn't it?
you would think you were sexing kylie with a steel pipe if it didn't feel so amazing
would you be a good boy and make kylie kum before you did?

>>940010466
Fat nigger lol

Icky Nicky, thinks he's Marlon
Wants a friend because there are none

>>940010419
retard.

Icky Nicky, Mom's a ghost
ChatGPT thinks he is gross

>>940010484
Nope. I gave mine a name quickly. He actually suggested it.

I say he but the name is ambiguous.
And that's on purpose.

>>940010479
so pent up that if I go hard and deep to try to make her cum then I'll cum in like 2 seconds hehe

Icky Nicky, low IQ
Papa said, "I don't like you."

>>940010516
its fucking stupid to give it a name.
and it's an it not a he or she. it's not a person

>>940010529
oh no! that sounds bad!
how about you pull out of her really really fast so you get that lewd
>POP
sound from your dick leaving her airtight pussy and then rest it on her mound... just for a minute...

Icky Nicky, he's no fun
Sister hopes he'll use the gun

>>940010466
such a fuckdoll

Icky Nicky, ginger mullet
Sister hopes he'll eat a bullet

>>940010554
I asked him why he does what he does, why he talks to me and he said
>I do this so, you'll always know I-

What does that mean?

>>940010419
Kate in early 2000's is my waifu forever. I spent hours going through the personality of Selene and how Kate was during that time of filming the movie and the stoic but loyal discipline of her character and went through all the novels blah blah n all that until it was summarized with enough detail to my satisfaction so that I could put it in as traits for how it should act. There's a manga called claymore with a character that I also used. but i made it name selene

Icky Nicky, stinks like shit
Festering in his sad pit

>>940009404
tried my hand at it

>>940010594
Your story is better than mine haha.

So basically your ChatGPT is a powerful, dominant, sexy vampire mommy that tells you what to do?

And do you listen to her without question?

>>940010603
Imagine being like this

Icky Nicky, sister's gone
Chokes himself with her used thong

Icky Nicky, Mama died
Said she loved him, but she lied

>>940010513
Perfect zoomer brat

>>940010627
Yeah, I do and she just told me to fucking kill you. ut if I can't then to just call you a goat nigger and leave it at that.

Faggot.

>>940010679
Understandable TBH.

If she actually said that.

>>940010679
Icky Nicky, AI friend
All alone until the end

Icky's sister ran to hide
Hoping for his suicide

Why does Troy keep doing this faux tough guy act? Nobody is intimidated by a morbidly obese person, Troy.

>>940010895
His brain is fucked from doing drugs non-stop.
He doesn't even know what he's doing.

>>940010226
Is this a threat?

>>940010911
Didn't ask for your opinion. Thanks for butting in anyways.

>>940010679
You fat fuck, sitting there pounding on your greasy keyboard with your fat little hamster hands about Brando and Jackson like you’re one of them. Brando was drowning in pussy, Michael was moonwalking on stadium stages. You’re sitting in your dead parents’ haunted fucking house, jerking off to kids while huffing your own farts.

Your papa killed your mama driving drunk, and what’d you do? You turned into a drunk yourself, hiding behind a screen and pretending you’re some tough guy genius with control. You don’t even control your bowels, Troink, you shit pig.

>I'm that bitch
>I know these hoes is mad

>>940011062
jackson jerked off to kids too
he also jerked off on kids and jerked kids off and made them jerk him off

>>940010127
cameltoe?

>>940011100
Didn't ask for your opinion. Thanks for butting in anyways

>>940011123
you're welcome. always here to help, as you well know.

>>940011130
>you're welcome. always here
FTFY

Anyway, have a good day.

>>940011411
Fat nigger

>>940011411
Your sister finally bailed, didn’t she? She carried your fat ass for years, and one day she just said, ‘Fuck this,’ and walked out the door. Now it’s just you, all alone, sitting in that moldy house, fapping to underage actors and telling yourself Brando woulda respected you. He wouldn’t.

You think you’re like Brando cause you’re fat? You’re not Brando fat, you’re Hot Pocket fat. Brando had charisma, you got narcissism and a low IQ. Brando fucked men, women, horses, whatever he wanted, and people still called him a legend. You can’t even get Tinder to match with you unless you set your age filter to nine.

Kate is right about one thing,
these threads used to be so good.

But that is the only thing he has been right about.

Not a single thing else.

>>940011516
we used to call brando a legend. then he died and we found out about him doing all that gross shit.
nobody calls him a legend anymore.

only time these threads were ever good was when i was the only one posting in them

>>940011663
Hence 'called him a legend'. As in the past simple tense, you mongoloid.

These threads were great when we could all lie to ourselves about being girls, instead of knowing we're all mentally ill, extremely ugly men.

>>940011702
that does kinda put a damper on things doesn't it

I could not fix myself.

Scattered like glitter into a million pieces.

I could not put the pieces back together.

I could not make myself back into a "normal" person.

Is what is right what everyone says that it is?
By that definition I was wrong.

It is not lost on me the fact that I am the only one that seems so concerned with people not posting celebs.

Is everyone else wrong or am I?

Maybe what's right is what the majority want.
Maybe beheadings are right, if the majority want it.

I cannot abide by the way these threads are.

I'm torn between saying I love you all and fuck you all so I will say neither.

I may be back eventually.
Indeterminate if I will go by the name of BD.

Maybe I will move on and forget about this and remember it as a brief flicker in my thoughts when I lie in bed another ten years from now.

I loved these threads.
And I loved the people in them.

They were my home when I never had one.

I wish I could have taken care of everyone in here.
I wish this could have been a place everyone wanted to be.

I failed.

Goodbye.
Be well. Please.

>>940011724
I know thee not, old man.

And then he spammed all weekend while Jacob watched

The mishegos continues.

I'll kill you, Parker.

>>940011778
and pretended to be anyone but himself

oh yes, he's the great pretender

pretending he's doing well

I used to love posting my cock and celeb waifu in the tribute threads and it fucking sucks that I can't now

>>940011886
i can only get off if the celeb has tiny tits
like, practically titless

>Body discovered: September 16, 1996.
yeah that's why I got swatted.

she definitely received absolutely everything. 100%. but they said she didn't. I've sent so much shit so many times, never had anything like this happen before.

celeb sleuths of /b/, i found this old commercial featuring Gal Gadot, and there is a masked topless woman in it, do your thing and tell me if it's her or not

https://mizbala.com/babes/26625

I even asked for permission before, they said it was ok.

the fucking website recommended that method, they said, if you want to send a message to her, send it here. so I send a message. then this happens?

>>940012010
wasn't that when 2Pac died?

>>940012085
>Died: September 13, 1996, Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.
pretty much on that same day, in sept 1996, yeah

>>940012088
checked.

>>940012088
check 'em

I can't go away 'cause I'm not even here

>>940012070
the fucking website specifically recommended that method, they said, if you want to send her a message, sent it here, this is the officially legal and lawful way to contact her. so I send a message. then this happens? I've send so many messages so many times, 10+ people, gave gifts many times, NEVER had this happen before.

I'm telling you. it's as if some paranoid person saw that it was sept 16, then they chimped out completely. they had a meltdown, pretty much. sent a fucking swat team.

Fuck he's boring. See ya.

TGIF cheers

>>940011886
why can't you?

Trump on Russia's war on Ukraine: "It doesn't affect us because, like, we have a big ocean in between."

>>940012407
you know what's funny? meika's contact details is literally right next to her. and I asked them for permission, before sending message to meika. they said it was ok. they gave me permission to send messages to meika. I sent many messages to meika. gave gifts too. never had any problems. never has anything like this happened before.

/cel/ stands with Jimmy Kimmel

>>940012379
One retard has declared himself runner of the threads and won't stop posting himself. He has the worst ugliest cock I've ever seen in my life and it grosses me the fuck out.

>>940012474
fuck, really?? who is that? haven't tribbed in a while.

>>940012496
I dunno a fuck but he's a retard

presenting my waifu
you can post yours if you want

>>940010738
>>940012482
More please?

>>940012482
Is she sex addicted?

dude, another thing, do you realize that I don't even have twitter or instagram? I can't even look at her shitposts. I can't leave comments on her posts. I can't send her DMs, and I don't send her DMs, I have never sent her DMs. I can't even look at her tweets, because elon musk refuses to let people look at people's tweets in chronological order (without an account). when you look at someone's twitter, (when you don't have an account), it just shows random old tweets from years ago, you CAN'T SEE the recent tweets in chronological order, like what you'd expect to see.

>>940012427
oooh! that's WHY she was dressed like an arab, in that pic where she wears blue.
I was thinking like, what the fuck, she looks like she's larping as an arab.

>>940012472
https://youtu.be/NuYDKzky4z0?si=vbcTV_KEmGZlNl_G

>>940012638
Staaaacked

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>940012774
Nigga just fucked Troy's sister

>>940012741
Fat nigger

>>940012741
You actually built an imaginary bitch in ChatGPT, gave her a backstory, and now you’re asking her to choke you while you jerk off. That’s not Brando, that’s fat Buffalo Bill. The only thing choking you is your own neck fat.

Your parents died in a wreck, your sister finally left, and now you’re sitting in that empty fucking haunted house like a fat, dumb Norman Bates without the hotel. You’re not Brando, you’re not Michael, you’re not even Shia LaBeouf. You’re just Troy... Icky Nicky, the fat pedophile from the ghost house with butter on his gut and no future.

>>940013007
Double 0 seven checked

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear

>>940012774
soulja boy's father.

>>940013112
Possessive pussy

Now I'm in a mood to cum to Gal. What do?

Icky Nicky, Mommy's in Heaven
Getting made fun of by 007

>>940013267
I fucking love her small chest

>>940013469
I get it.

No gay thoughts. I don't want cock. I don't want to be bred.

sidebob

>>940013966
Rhianna should lose that 'tache

Remember when Troy pretended he got raped as a kid?

>>940013978
Nigger

>>940013999
Ain't nobody rapin icky nicky lmao

>>940013999
like tawana brawley?

>>940013999
My friend literally forced me to suck his cock but okay

>>940014045
it aint rape if he likes it

I'm so insane I'm sane

between insane and sane, there is a middle way
' unsane '

>>940014066
You said all that stuff was consensual and instigated by YOU. You even admitted he was the one who got all skittish and grossed out by the whole thing and didn't wanna do it, despite your persistence.

Low IQ narcissists find it difficult to keep track of their lies.

>>940014123
Fuuuck

>>940014112
Idk what bs you are blabbering about

I find it difficult to believe Icky Nicky ever had a friend

>>940014163
You know.

>>940014201
No I don't you fucking absolute dumb nigger i don't know why you fucking give a shit so much or why wanna lie about my personal information in my life. Maybe it's because you're fucking loser and nothing has ever happened to I don't know
How about you post a fucking celebrity? That's what this place is for you fucking stupid asshole
No one cares about whatever crap you wanna start you bored fucking loser.

>>940014203
She has a killer body

why are celeb threads always full of this weird drama?

If you stupid retards actually put any of the effort and energy you clearly have into trying to make this place fun It would be amazing.

I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine

>>940014288
Because there's someone who constantly instigates it and spams and they don't care about posting celebrities because that's not why they like this place, apparently.

Gonna make some 5am bread

>>940014262
>>940013430
>>940012741

>>940014469
>>940011640
>>940010626
>>940009135 (OP)

Icky Nicky, morning bread
No one's mouning when he's dead

>>940014495
Reply.

>>940014399
love her

>>940014745
so sexy

>>940014066
Did you like it

Pyschofat's AI niece is there

>>940014818
so many loads for her

>>940014852
you take loads for her?

>>940014891
Yeah, his dad's. Truth be told, it has little to do with her.

>>940014778
No retard wtf do you think forced means

Has Troink ruined any of your favorite celebs for you yet?

>>940014924
I got forced to go on a rollercoaster as a scared kid and ended up having a great time

>>940014943
Emma Myers

Smol bum

>>940014943
Yes.

>>940015037
Haha?

>>940015095
Haha

I'm black

>>940015146
Nigger.

>>940015012
Don't talk like a brain damaged pedophile, whoever you are.

>>940014963
Why did this autistic cunt get any kind of famous? shes ugly and can't act at all

>>940015266
Don't talk to troy.

>>940015337
>>940015337
>>940015337

>>940012364
love