Thread 940027356

Imagine if /b/ had their own cult following of obedient Christians who knew nothing about /b/

Lets be honest, there is an alarming rate of mental illness here, PTSD, Bipolar, MPD, Schizoid, Flat Earthers, Pedos, Troons, litteral shit posters. What normal fuckng person would spend a significant amount of time lurking in /b/? I'm mostly here for the Anarchy and Schizo posts.
>Wait, hear me out, this is actually legitimate,

Many of us here are not bad at all, we come from all walks of life, most of us were just normal people who were messed up at some point. The world is a dark, fucked up, place.

Many people here are just straight up evil stereotypes to the core. That is the nature of a public place, and the nature of free speech, freedom of association, and freedom of the pursuit of happiness.

So, if we simply create an American Religion that uses the Constitution and the words of Christ as it's foundation, the ten commandments to rule over the dumb half.

It would appeal to a large demographic of English netizens who have a vague spiritualism and beliefs based on hippy logic and Sunday school brainwashing.


If you believe in the constitution,

1 - You must practice your faith openly, attending or hosting unregulated spiritual gatherings.

2 - You must speak controversial opinions in public forums without self-censorship.

3 - You must write and distribute personal manifestos or blogs on taboo topics
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4 - You must join protests or rallies for causes you believe in, regardless of popularity.

5 - You must petition local government weekly on issues like free speech zones.

6 - You must boycott institutions that suppress dissenting views.

7 - You must host underground discussion groups on forbidden ideas.

8 - You must consume and share uncensored media from diverse sources.

9 - You must defend others' right to offend, even if it offends you.

10 - You must incorporate free expression into art, like street murals or poetry slams.

You must own at least one firearm for personal defense.

You must regularly practice shooting at a range to maintain proficiency.

You must join a local militia or gun club for community protection.

You must educate family members on safe gun handling.

You must carry concealed where legal, as a daily assertion of security.

You must collect historical weapons to honor the amendment's roots.

You must advocate for gun rights in conversations and votes.

You must maintain a home armory stocked with ammunition.

You must participate in hunting or sport shooting as a lifestyle.

You must teach self-reliance through arms training workshops.

You must secure your home against any uninvited government intrusion.

You must install privacy measures like fences or no-trespass signs.

You must refuse any official requests to house personnel without consent.

You must educate neighbors on historical abuses of quartering.

You must maintain a "sovereign home" policy, documenting all entries.

You must support laws reinforcing private property sanctity.

You must host events celebrating home autonomy.

You must prepare legal defenses for potential violations.

You must live off-grid to minimize reliance on public services.

You must foster a culture of hospitality only on your terms.

You must use encrypted devices and communications daily.

You must demand warrants for any authority interactions.

You must install home security to monitor and prevent unauthorized access.

You must avoid sharing personal data with corporations or apps.

You must carry minimal identification to challenge overreach.

You must participate in privacy advocacy groups.

You must shred or digitize sensitive documents regularly.

You must travel with awareness of surveillance, using VPNs.

You must teach children about their rights during searches.

You must sue or complain against any perceived violations.

You must remain silent during any police questioning.

You must consult a lawyer immediately in legal matters.

You must document all interactions with authorities.

You must support reforms against eminent domain abuses.

You must educate yourself on grand jury processes.

You must avoid plea deals that compromise innocence.

You must invest in assets protected from unjust seizure.

You must participate in jury duty with fairness in mind.

You must advocate for compensation in takings cases.

You must live transparently but invoke rights when needed.

You must demand quick resolutions in any disputes.

You must attend public trials as an observer.

You must serve on juries without bias.

You must hire counsel for even minor legal issues.

You must confront accusers directly when possible.

You must support open court systems.

You must educate on the importance of impartiality.

You must volunteer for legal aid in underserved areas.

You must push for transparency in judicial proceedings.

You must prepare witnesses for your defense in hypotheticals.

You must pursue jury trials in civil suits over arbitration.

You must educate on common law principles.

You must participate in mock trials for practice.

You must support jury nullification awareness.

You must avoid settlements that bypass juries.

You must volunteer as a juror in civil matters.

You must advocate for higher controversy thresholds.

You must study historical civil cases.

You must encourage community dispute resolution via juries.

You must live debt-free to minimize suit risks.

You must challenge any excessive fines in court.

You must support prison reform initiatives.

You must boycott companies using cruel labor practices.

You must advocate for reasonable bail systems.

You must volunteer in anti-torture campaigns.

You must educate on historical cruel punishments.

You must live modestly to avoid fine vulnerabilities.

You must push for humane treatment in all institutions.

You must document and report any abuses.

You must foster forgiveness over harsh retribution.

You must claim unlisted rights like privacy in daily life.

You must experiment with alternative lifestyles freely.

You must challenge laws infringing on personal liberties.

You must educate on the broad scope of rights.

You must live autonomously, off traditional grids.

You must support emerging rights like digital privacy.

You must innovate in personal freedoms.

You must resist overregulation in hobbies.

You must document personal rights assertions.

You must encourage others to discover their own rights.

You must engage in state-level politics over federal.

You must support local initiatives and referendums.

You must live in a state aligning with your values.

You must advocate for decentralization.

You must participate in community governance.

You must resist federal overreach in daily affairs.

You must educate on federalism.

You must support state sovereignty movements.

You must volunteer in local elections.

You must empower personal decision-making over mandates.

You must share your faith story publicly at least once a week to inspire belief in others.

You must dedicate daily quiet time for prayer or meditation focused solely on divine connection.

You must perform one act of selfless service for a stranger or acquaintance every day.

You must guide discussions on truth by referencing Christ's path in all moral debates.

You must journal triumphs over personal adversities to build resilience and share as testimonies.

You must treat service workers with the same respect and generosity you'd expect in return.

You must mediate conflicts in your community, stepping in to foster reconciliation.

You must prioritize charitable giving over material accumulation in your budget.

You must pursue unanswered questions through persistent study or inquiry daily.

You must practice immediate forgiveness in minor offenses, verbalizing it to the offender.

Laws for the underlings.


Thou shalt honor thy parents and elders, or face the rod of correction, spare it not, for folly is bound in the heart of a child.

Thou shalt not steal, lest thy hands be bound by the chains of due process and restitution demanded tenfold.

Thou shalt not bear false witness or shitpost lies, for truth is the foundation of free speech; violators shall confess publicly.

Thou shalt not covet or envy the freedoms of the upright; earn thy liberty through reform, or remain in subhuman shadows.

Thou shalt obey the laws of the land, as rendered by jury and judge, or suffer the cruel yet usual punishment of isolation.

Thou shalt not kill or harm innocents, for life is sacred; murderers shall seek redemption through endless service to the victimized.

Thou shalt not commit adultery or perversions that corrupt the young; protect the flock, or be cast out as wolves.

Thou shalt remember the Sabbath for reflection and schizo rants, but keep them contained—lest anarchy devolve into madness.

Thou shalt not worship false idols like flat earth or hippy delusions; ground thy beliefs in Christ's words and constitutional reason.

Thou shalt pursue happiness through self-improvement, not destruction; the subhuman rises by embracing the Trinity of Tens, or remains forever damned to lurk in darkness.

Anyway, if you all follow this, we could heal the world.