Thread 940950535

God has changed my life. I owe it all to the big man upstairs

>>940950535 (OP)
Do you think God has ever done an upper-decker?

>>940950535 (OP)
here's a pre of my upcoming thread

You heard it here first:
WE LOVE YOU™
And every turd you slide

You make this place worth coming back to, seriously....

other than unjustifiably punishing innocent people, it's the only reason I come here...

https://youtu.be/PEB5P-4V81M?si=tYFVICEmvp48mbTC

>>940950535 (OP)
i agree. i used to be an atheist, but i've had a number of experiences that have led me to believe in god. i don't know if i would call myself a christian, but i do believe in the existence of god

>>940950535 (OP)
we really do......

That being said, I also love my wife so very much, and although my ego tries not to show it, I don't know what I would be without her right now...


she comes in colors...

https://youtu.be/6c1BThu95d8?si=fEM1Xdc7vs9UfNI4

>>940950888
She's LGBT?

>>940950837

oddly enough, although humans pride ourselves on being free-willed and not allowing ourselves to be manipulated by others, that's actually not true at all...

In fact, the human animal feels most comfortable when it fits in its place in line, paying taxes and keeping up with the latest baseball scores...

for some reason, humans seem to have an inherent NEED to fill some kind of void with an imaginary "all knowing deity"

And while I completely respect your perspective, and I encourage you to follow your beliefs...

I've actually been dead six times
no shit
I'm not lying at all

It was five times.. That's what I've been saying since 2009, the fifth time I went flatline and was completely clinically dead...

But as of last month, it's no longer five

SIX TIMES....
which I realize makes me a mother fucking expert at this point

I'm kind of like the Evel Knievel of dying

trust me, there is no God
there doesn't need to be
You can eliminate that need in your mind
And everything will still be okay

however, look at any electrical outlet and you'll quickly realize there's a yin and yang to the universe, a balance. A positive and a negative, for lack of a better term

One is not good, and the other is not evil

without one, the other could never exist

It all balances out in the end
And you are currently BARRELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT towards your soon to occur return to non-existence

You didn't exist for billions and billions of years, so you're going back home

And there is no God watching over you

But you're still going to be just fine

>>940950923

she was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years before she met me

she lived in Northern California, and she had grown so disenchanted with men's sub-primal vulgar stupidity... disgusted with men in general, obviously.. she had every reason to be disgusted

So she started exclusively fucking young college girls, and I've seen photos, and I've met one of them.. she got the good looking pussy, I assure you

she hates the term lipstick lesbian
she can't stand that term
But I use it anyway
when I'm trying to explain
But she wasn't a Butch dyke
she was a feminine soft lesbian
what they used to call a lipstick lesbian

she hadn't fucked a guy in 11 years, until she saw me disrupting and derailing things in a forum very much like this...

I was running circles around fetish faggots, explaining the real psychology behind fetish concepts (distraction technique used by asexual people with fear of intimacy, a handy distraction in case the possibility of sex arises)

And she said "I've got to meet this motherfucker"

she traveled hundreds of miles to meet me and she's been here by my side ever since

https://youtu.be/gv9JpCvvWpI?si=XBWnuWX-qQGroESl

when she and I met each other, we instantly realized we had so much in common that it was more than just coincidental

But it took us a while to really share all of the full details of our lives with each other, And somewhere down the road we had an interesting discovery:

BOTH OF US TURNED THE TABLES ON RELIGION WHEN WE WERE LITTLE CHILDREN

I was 6 years old, and she was 7 years old (she's 20 years younger than me but each of us shared this individual unique experience:)

our parents decided to expose us to religion at that young age, and unlike the other children, WE DEMANDED THEY RETURN US HOME IMMEDIATELY A AND TOLD THEM THEY WERE LYING ABOUT JESUS AND IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT

of course I was six so I didn't use the word bullshit. I simply told them "This isn't true. Why are you telling me this story? I WANT TO GO HOME. CALL MY PARENTS RIGHT NOW I WANT TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY"

And it freaked them out bad...

suddenly they realized they were holding a child against his will

they wanted me out of there fast before the other children realized they could also scream and run for help

IT SHOULD BE A FELONY TO EXPOSE ANY CHILD TO ANY FORM OF RELIGION WHATSOEVER...

at the age of 18, they are fully capable of determining what they want to believe

without any molestation of their mind by religion or zealots

and 18 years after that law passes, NOT ONE SINGLE 18-YEAR-OLD WILL SAY TO THEMSELVES "GEE WHIZ, I THINK THERE'S A THING CALLED GOD"

The only reason we believe in it is because we had it drilled into our heads

because religion relies on the molestation of children's minds, while they're too young to realize they can call 911

https://youtu.be/7yT958NuB4Q?si=tPE1P3ayFcTusYHC

I've been on this planet for quite a while now, and she is THE ONLY PERSON I've ever met who also turned the tables on the Sunday school teachers

neither of us were there for more than 15 minutes before they frantically called our parents and told them to come get us fast

and neither of us were ever exposed to religion again

>>940951379
Does this cake mix influence the gut and brain to make a person lethargic and seek out lounging activities?

>>940951442
yes, yes it does

>>940951442

Yes and no

Candida auris is a fungus... a yeast that is part of our natural gut biome

gut biome being very fucking important

It regulates lots of shit, including your skin and basically everything

along with our natural biofilm but that's another story

Candida feeds on sugar
an over proliferation of candida is caused by eating too much sugar, which begins a vicious cycle, a catch 22:

The more sugar you eat, the more the candida over proliferates, and it builds and builds and creates a condition known as CANDIDIASIS...

a majority of people suffer from candidiasis and, and don't even realize it, especially in America

Not so much in third world nations, not surprisingly

much the way that certain fungus can control ants minds and turn them into zombies, Candida literally controls the human's mind, and (pay attention) makes them THINK THEY ARE CRAVING SUGAR

notice I said MAKES THEM THINK that they are craving sugar

It's actually the candida that's craving the sugar, and it's overriding your body at this point

these are the type of people who would look at that disgusting classic white moist processed garbage trash candy sugar pile cake, And say to themselves, "yum that looks like some good food to me"

So yes and no....

people with candidiases usually have the spare tire around the middle, and they're always craving sugar, and they end up eating the most disgusting diet, and eventually you'll see these people driving around in their cars with gigantic gallon size styrofoam cups of convenience store soda pop

as if half a gallon wasn't enough

So yes and no

>>940951442

THE CURE FOR DISGUSTING WHITE (sugar death) CAKE:

FLUCONAZOLE ™
It's a very safe antifungal medication that when taken correctly, within a week will completely eliminate the candidiasis

And even if you don't have candidiasis, it still totally safe and will help balance out your gut biome

In fact, it's a wise choice for everybody to take fluconazole at least once every couple years, just to keep your Candida balanced out

And pretty much immediately after completing a course of fluconazole for one week, you'll no longer crave sugar the same way, and you'll quickly lose weight

you'll feel more energy, and you'll actually feel like yourself again

instead of a sugar craving ant

>>940951692
We are our gut biome.

>>940951793

we are also our biofilm

So forgive me for being tangential but that's the name of the game with me

BIOFILM AND METHAMPHETAMINE

One of the many many reasons why I stopped doing hard drugs including methamphetamine (although anybody who knows me in real life will tell you I was always an LSD head, an acid head, not a meth head... fuck no. I used meth just for sex purposes because it makes you fuck for 3 days without stopping) was because of the detrimental effects of methamphetamine on our BIOFILM

our body is covered with an invisible layer of proprietary pathogens, bacteria, viruses, and generally it's our own individual mulligan stew of biological Kevlar

It's what protects us against the world's exterior pathogens

It's like an active microscopic army covering your entire body, fighting off the world's nasty germs, and each of us has our own individual biofilm, completely different than the person standing next to you

METHAMPHETAMINE LITERALLY DESTROYS YOUR BIOFILM

like a hole in the ozone layer, only much worse

That's why you'll see people with sores all over them

now you know why they're covered in sores

(Yes, they have also picked at the sores with their fingers, Even furthering the secondary bacterial infection, but the sores are there because THEY DESTROYED THEIR BIOFILM)

Not only that, but there are two forms of methamphetamine or amphetamine

LEVO and DEXTRO
these are the reverse isomers of amphetamine, the mirror images of the molecular structure, also known as STEREOCHEMISTRY

well, the dextromethamphetamine is the good one... That's the one that makes you fuck for 3 or 4 days without taking a break, quite literally... I don't know if you've ever jackhammered a woman up the middle for 4 days without stopping, but let me tell you bro... It's exhilarating

That's the only reason to ever take meth
You don't cum for 3 or 4 days, meanwhile she's having rapid fire multiple orgasms for 3 days around the clock

>>940951793
And when you finally blow your load three or four days later...

YOU FEEL THE GODDAMN EARTH SHIFT UNDER YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FEET

I'm not joking

It's some powerful fucking shit
the SEX, Not the meth
The meth is just the jet fuel

But you're the motherfucking stealth fighter if you know what I'm talking about It gets crazy

girls that are tweaking literally beg you to fucking sexually assault them

It's fucking crazy..
The most insane sex you could imagine

That's called dextromethamphetamine

That's the real stuff that's the good stuff

But even that will destroy your body's biofilm

>>940951793

The reverse isomer of dextromethamphetamine is LEVOMETHAMPHETAMINE

It's not 'fake meth'
It's just the reverse isomer
It's the mirror image
The mirror image of the molecular structure

It keeps you awake all night
But there's no euphoria
there's no fucking for 3 days
there's no happiness
there's no Superman logo on your chest

it's miserable....

AND THAT'S ALL THAT'S AVAILABLE THESE DAYS!!! It turns out the dextrometh amphetamine is no longer available out there on the streets

Mexico finally put its foot down and outlawed the precursors, so now the cartels can only make LEVO

And they're shipping big jugs of liquid levomethamphetamine across the border

TRANSLATION:
these days those people are all strung out on a drug that doesn't even get you high anymore. there's no euphoria. they're strung out on misery. AND DESTROYING THEIR BODY'S BIOFILM FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER

they're not even getting high
But there's still destroying their bodies biofilm

yet none of them are intelligent enough to even understand what a biofilm is

That's one of many many reasons why my wife and I quit getting high

mainly, because it just got boring

>>940950888
Muslims are attacking!

>>940952087
Holy fucking ai dribble copy paste batman

I had an over proliferation of candida, myself there for a little while... I've always maintained a body weight of 160 ever since I was in my twenties, but without much explanation, I had somehow slowly managed to get a little chubby around the middle...

I didn't even really realize it while it was happening until my wife pointed it out

she's a fucking genius
a medical genius by the way along with other areas of specific intelligentsia

she looked at me with a disappointed look and told me YOU'RE DRINKING ALL YOUR CALORIES, FAT ASS

I asked her, what do you mean?

"YOU'RE GETTING FAT BECAUSE YOU DRINK SOFT DRINKS"

My ego was like "naw it's not because I like Pepsi"

turns out I was dead wrong...
And as always, she was absolutely correct

I didn't even realize I had become ADDICTED TO SUGAR...
If I wanted to drink something, I prefer to Pepsi over Coca-Cola, and I preferred Pepsi over ice water or any other beverage

I took her advice and COMPLETELY STOPPED DRINKING SOFT DRINKS

That's the only change I made to my diet
we are vegetarian, so I didn't make any changes to my diet whatsoever

The only change I made was
STOPPED DRINKING PEPSI

and a funny thing happened..
K A B O O M ! ! ! I INSTANTLY LOST ALL THE WEIGHT

It was really fast, actually faster than it's supposed to be, from a metabolism standpoint

I lost weight More quickly than was technically possible, believe it or not

My body was getting rid of all that bullshit from the sugar I was taking in

But there was just one last detail
ADDRESSING THE CANDIDA

That's why I was addicted to sugar

So I took fluconazole for one week and I've been at 160 ever since. turns out I lost over 60 lb in just a few months

Just by replacing it with mio flavored water bullshit

>>940952153
Good.....

they deserve to be happy

So do you....

Go out there and attack back

And don't ever click on my post again. Do you understand me?

>>940952198

copy paste?

You're joking, right?

LOOK, EVERYBODY!!!
I FOUND THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY THINKS ANYBODY ELSE TALKS LIKE ME

HE ACTUALLY THINKS YOU COULD COPY AND PASTE THE WAY I TALK

oh, sweet summer child...
SUMMER'S OVER....

THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT EFFECTIVELY:

step one:
stop your sugar intake
or at the very least
LIMIT IT DOWN TO ITS BEAR POSSIBLE MINIMUM

sugar is what makes us fat

at the very least
to its bare minimum

step two:
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
Go about your daily life and just stop thinking about it completely

If you think about it, you'll never succeed, you have to put it out of your mind and don't think about it

you'll be surprised how quickly 2 months passes... Like the blink of the nine, when you're not thinking about it..

And when you stand on the scale you OH MY FUCKING GOD !!!

And you'll look in the mirror and realize
"damn I wasn't even paying attention I'VE LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT !!!"

there's something incredibly inspiring and motivational about that moment

It makes you realize the next two months are going to be a piece of cake

oops...

did I say a piece of cake?

I hear my Candida growling

sometimes i wonder what this is really all about

>>940952493
sometimes I wonder where we would be right now if Ross Perot had been elected in 1992

He was the real Trump figure

He was the real billionaire
He was an honest to God WAR HERO
He was a sawed-off tiny little runt
And he single-handedly carried injured troops across enemy fire lines, showing the most amazing fucking courage and dedication, and refused any honors or medals afterwards, insisting he was just doing his job and didn't want any fanfare at all.

after his military service, he married his high school sweetheart, and asked her father for a $10,000 loan

unlike Trump, he turned that $10,000 loan into 4 billion dollars

He actually kind of invented the idea of personal computers... He was working for IBM, and one day he had an opportunity to meet the president of the company, and he introduced himself and told him "I envision everybody in the world having their own personal computer"

and the head of IBM told him "there are currently four computers on Earth, and that's three too many"

and Ross Perot promptly told him to his face "I QUIT!" Right there on the spot

So he started his own company and became a billionaire

when the Iran hostage situation occurred during Jimmy Carter's administration, America tried to send in the Delta Force but we all know what happened out in the desert that fateful night

meanwhile, Ross Perot had some of his employees held hostage in Iran, So he arranged a mercenary paramilitary raid, picking the very best special forces soldiers he knew and worked with in the past.

and being a true American hero, Perot insisted he would never send his men in to do a mission that he wasn't willing to do himself, so he also geared up and they flew into the compound with a helicopter and got ALL OF THEIR EMPLOYEES OUT OF THE COMPOUND and flew out without a single person being injured or killed

He was a mother fucking badass

In 1992 he correctly predicted every single thing that has happened that took us to the point where we are

>>940952663
yeah well we're here now so what do we do with all this crap

they made fun of him with his charts and graphs

they convinced the voters it was a wasted vote

(The powers that be have been manipulating society since the dawn of Man, using the classic shell game called "us against them")

black against white, day against night, Red against Blue, me against you, us against them, up against down, inside out and bend over motherfucker because you're getting played like a chump

there is no two-party system

That's just a fucking shell game to keep your eye off the ball

of course they convinced America It was a wasted vote

But Perot laid out all the charts and graphs and if you go back and watch those old videos, EVERYTHING HE PREDICTED CAME TRUE

He clearly told America how they were going to destroy our economy and make our country a week vulnerable laughing stock, a shell of our former greatness

That was quite honestly our last chance

1992

It could have all been saved

9/11 would have never happened

This could have all been prevented

>>940950535 (OP)
God is in his creams

>>940952695
>what do we do

The only thing we've ever been able to do

control ourselves
because we can't control the uncontrollable

there's no sense bashing your head against a brick wall, so Just focus on making your own personal world a better place

That's the reason I am a vegetarian
because I can't control the rest of the world
I don't want to force anybody else into changing their diet

It was just my personal choice to change my own little world

And I don't think experiencing indigestion for 45 minutes justifies the torture and murder of a beautiful innocent loving animal

their life has much much much much more value than a goddamn meal

And I can't stop the world from being discompassionate

But I can certainly change my world

>>940952891
Thanks for the bumps but nobody's reading your AI slop

>>940952852
hi!! I'm new here. well, I've been here since yesterday afternoon so I'm not exactly "new". forgive me, but I find it that you would believe in God, yet spend your days ingesting bowel movements.

call me a weirdo, but I just don't get it

>>940952891
well i mean i actually pretty much agree with you and that's where I'm at
so, cool
see you at the end of the rainbow

>>940952919

the day that I begin giving a fuck who reads or doesn't read my stream of consciousness, I promise you will be the first person I notify...

But until that day arises...

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!!!

Do you understand me?

Do not let that happen again

>>940952977

I'm already at the end of my rainbow

I've been riding on borrowed time since the first time I flatlined and that was back in my twenties

It's happened five times since then, the most recent happening last month

I've known I was at the end of my rainbow since the first time I died. But lucky me, lucky me... somehow I've never gone more than 5 days without having a woman fucking me
So there was always a woman there every time I flatlined

And they always saved my life. every time. It was a girl

CPR and calling 911 and all that shit

So yeah.. It's been quite a rainbow

I prefer to call it my personal BIPOLARCOASTER

And it's been one hell of a ride

>>940952198
It's just McGovern off his meds again

Candida made me crash my car into the Walmart and take the Little Debbie snacks

>>940953049
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t7wsaZqWkM

in all fairness, and in the name of avoiding any possible copyright infringement litigation:

BIPLOARCOASTER© 1998 Anji Neptune™
(The 90 lb girl that saved my life 3 times)

https://youtu.be/Nuf9hRXzmnU?si=lnTzqE8KGADpDdlL

>>940953128
I actually love that particular thing right there

by the way, do you plan on seeing the new spinal tap movie?

back in the old days, spinal tap actually did a real NATIONAL CONCERT TOUR, were they played all the big cities as a live act

IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
from a musical standpoint, it was so well done, really produced magnificently

I painted a satirical tongue in cheek "long hair and mutton chops" portrait of Elvis and presented it to Harry shearer, one of my heroes

But I didn't realize it was actually Michael McKeen and I who would hit it off so well

And it was really all because of his badass SLATE GRAY DR EVIL TRENCH COAT WITH THE METALLIC ALIEN HEAD He had just purchased in Las Vegas

lol
That's when we really hit it off
we talked about aliens for quite a while

The new movie features Never before seen out takes from the original film, like the surreal Graceland meditation garden scene

I can't wait to go see it

https://youtu.be/R7dybf6hdiI?si=MYHjWPyp5OvnQEHo

And when I said never before seen, those clips have been out for years but most people never saw it because it wasn't included in the movie

spinal tap wasn't the funniest thing I've ever seen

But it also wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen

however, their live performance of RAINY DAY SUN blew my mother fucking mind!!!

complete with the symphony and all of that shit it was an epic rock performance

It sounded better than the album

and the entire concert was just a spoof

https://youtu.be/BQfieG8RqHg?si=skUtKbrLiSRchg4_