Thread 941055201

I wish to be made of corn

>>941055201 (OP)
some idiot in here today thought he was going to embarrass me LMMFAO But the stupid piece of shit only accomplished one thing:

He helped me finally find some of the newspaper articles from Memphis

The picture didn't transfer well when put on microfilm, but that's a US department of defense alien infiltration division black paramilitary jumpsuit with a big alien head on the back and a Trident on one sleeve and on the other sleeve was a circular patch with an area 51 "UFO REPAIR" logo, with mechanics working underneath a levitating disc

>>941055201 (OP)

The actual jumpsuit itself in that photograph was a $360 federal task force flight suit I purchased from a store that specifically sold to federal agents

>>941055201 (OP)
Just go away. Your threads suck dick.

>>941055709
Grow up

>>941055201 (OP)
Tell me your corn shit lore, oh great one. Yaaaaaashhh

by the way:

That article says The other sleeve said UFO TASK FORCE That's not correct

It clearly said AREA 51 UFO REPAIR
It was a circular patch I created with two mechanics working underneath a levitating disc inside a hanger

PAY ATTENTION:
One thing I've noticed after appearing in several newspaper articles over the years:

THEY ALWAYS GET SOMETHING WRONG

every fucking time
every single goddamn time

whether it's the UFO repair patch
or saying that I left my phone in dunkin' donuts, when that's the farthest thing from the truth...

or the article from Atlanta that erroneously said I made $50 painting a sign for a pizza restaurant, when it was actually $500

I was doing them a favor because it was friends of joy, my girlfriend registered nurse

The materials cost more than $200

how the fuck can you fabricate a 6 ft by 12 ft exterior sign with only a $50 budget for materials?

In that same article, the person who wrote it said I was 17 at the time, but I was 16

It's usually just little trivial details they get wrong, and I guess it's because they use shorthand or something when taking notes, I don't know

But one thing I've definitely found in life:
when you read a newspaper article, you can absolutely guarantee AT LEAST ONE OF THE DETAILS WILL BE WRONG

human error

>>941055709

really?
I like having my dick sucked

THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS UP

NOW I'M GOING TO VISIT ALL OF HIS THREADS

(You can leave now. I no longer have any use for you)

I've appeared on TV and in the newspaper many times about my artwork

I couldn't find the Memphis articles no matter how hard I look, even after going to the commercial appeals archives and everything, I couldn't find them...

until TODAY, when some gaming chair fagshow loser thought he would embarrass me by saying it was only $50 and not $500

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

lol That's how I found the Memphis articles, thanks to Mr Gaming chair

AGAIN:
whenever you read a newspaper article (And I'm assuming the same goes for website articles) You can be rest assured of one fact:

they're going to get at least one of the details wrong in the story. absolutely guaranteed it happens every fucking time

I asked the gaming chair intimidator:

"how can you get materials for a 6x12 ft exterior sign for $50?"

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING IDIOTS IN HERE

>>941055514
LMAO I can't believe that stupid MF'er thought he could actually embarass you.

>>941055201 (OP)
I want to be made of Taco bell.

>>941055201 (OP)

YOU = If anybody in here knows about my comic book Johnny Neptune character I developed when I was 11, it's you

The Rockstar who's actually a 007 secret agent saving the world behind the scenes

well, back in Memphis, just for fun, I created 50 HUGE posters (2.5'x5') with an illustration of me wearing the paramilitary sneaky service agent uniform, punching a gray space alien in the face, and knocking him off his feet

and in a really cool 50s font, it said JOHNNY NEPTUNE "PUTTIN' A WHAMMY ON EVIL SPACE ALIENS!"

And I used wheat paste to adhere those posters in very specific locations around the entire city, based on the traffic, So everybody from Germantown all the way to the river had seen my Johnny Neptune put in the whammy on evil space aliens campaign

I need the lore...

>>941056459

egg Zack Lee™

how do you embarrass a sociopathic narcissist who literally LOVES DERAILING THREADS by talking about myself because it's so goddamn irritating and it gets under everybody's skin so badly

That's like trying to piss off a rattlesnake by letting it bite your hand

This mentally ill faggot will literally just respond to himself for hours. Watch it happen.
He'll pretend it's other "logposters" but they never, ever materialize.

All he did was give me an opportunity TALK ABOUT MYSELF SOME MORE

hahahahaha

and interestingly enough, THAT REALLY BOTHERS PEOPLE LOL HAHAHAHA

WHOODATHUNK?? LOL

>>941056709

LOOK EVERYBODY!

I FOUND HIM!!!

IT'S THE LOGFAG!!!

>>941056709

hey logfag, I've been meaning to ask you for a while now:

was there an existentialist meaning behind your ubiquitously hilarious "I'm going to shoot you in the throat with my poop gun" thread, or was that more just like dadaism?

>>941056709

because everybody knows your name gets typed more than any other word on this website.

In August, 4chan released their server logs and it clearly stated THE MOST OFTEN TYPED WORD ON THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE WAS YOUR NAME "LOGFAG"

It was tight even more than the words 'the' or 'a'

I know I'm not allowed to speak directly to you, because I might get banned, but I'm willing to risk it right now

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH WRITTEN IN FECES, PLEASE?

>>941056709

And if you don't mind one for the wife and kids as well?

That's three kids that I know about hold on, just make like 50 of them and that should cover all the kids I never even knew about, okay?

thank you, logfag...

You're cool as shit. no wonder you're so popular in here

>>941056709

oops my wife just reminded me

I've never used a condom in my life Make it 150

"puttin' the whammy on evil space aliens!"

and me punching a gray alien right in the fucking face, and his head is being thrown backwards as he's knocked off his feet

You know I'm doing a 50th anniversary repolishing of the project, and for some reason AI doesn't do punching very well

I have a background in animation

when I was in first grade I was enrolled into the very first gifted student program in Tennessee called C. L. U. E.

creative learning in a unique environment

they picked 30 of us students based on art or music or writing skills

and put us into a studio filled with creative equipment and instruments and recording equipment and movie cameras and all of that shit

So in the first grade I was making stop frame claymation films and shit on old 8 mm film

I suppose I could try to train a LORA how to do realistic punching

But to be quite honest with you, I really don't like AI at all

I'm not happy with any of the results whatsoever

And I've decided to use minimal AI if any at all

because I really don't like the results

I don't consider it to be good enough

And I've been thinking maybe I should just draw it the way I was doing the original comic book when I was 11

always just sex sex sex sex sex sex

Right, Neptune?......

You and that big old dick of yours, right?

(That note was written for Michael Morrison, who ran prostitution and pornography out of California and Las Vegas and Atlanta, and he ended up going to federal prison... So of course sex sex sex sex)

The biggest sex store in Atlanta called nine and a half weeks, but he got sued for the name, and changed it INSURRECTION

then he opened a very very swank SEX CLUB UPSTAIRS

swingers, faggots, needle junkies, hepatitis C and AIDS

I'LL PASS, THANKS ANYWAY MICHAEL!

dude I'm not interested in swinging

I'm not interested in having sex with somebody just because they happen to be in that room

I have to feel a connection to the person first

Even if it's only just something like "we both love the song spin me round by Dead or alive"

That's good enough for me to empty my testicles into you

But I'm not interested in getting any STDs in your little sex club upstairs dude

In fact, Michael Morrison was my client on this job

>>941057798
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION:
(YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT SELF-PROMOTION IF YOU DO)

Michael Morrison paid me A FUCKING SHITLOAD OF MONEY to paint that mural on the side of his newly opened sex shop called 9½ WEEKS....

pay attention.....

when I was finished, he hired a bunch of people to come PICKET AND PROTEST OUTSIDE HIS SHOP

And it made the news...

The following day he had the mural removed

IT SERVED ITS PURPOSE PERFECTLY

He's actually a fucking genius, and extremely fucking cool in person He's a really nice guy....

But he's organized crime so he would have you killed in a heartbeat

It wasn't really Peachtree merchants who were complaining

He hired a bunch of his friends to show up with picket signs and make it look like they were outraged about a sex store opening up

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!

in this fucked up AI video
My 16-year-old wife is wearing a
9½ WEEKS t-shirt

when I say fucked up AI video, the original picture of looks like her but when she turns her head it makes her look like the phantom of the Opera or something

That's not what her profile looed like at all

that's jet's mom
(And although she only weighed 90 lb she could beat the everliving shit out of you and me together. she is tough as nails and she could lift a refrigerator and carry it out of your goddamn house all by herself she's not afraid of anything)

>>941058016

That little 90 pound kid SAVED MY LIFE THREE TIMES

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... LOLvis HAS LEFT THE THREAD"

.... and is now going to destroy several threads for absolutely no reason at all, other than the fact that he hates the entire human race and he enjoys watching people frown even if he has to imagine what their face looks like as he destroys their thread

>>941055709
Get some maturity