Thread 941128279

What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

>>941128279 (OP)
I had three perfectly good opportunities to kick Julian Assange in the balls, and I passed them all up.

I have had 2 inguinal hernia's repaired, gal bladder removed, appendix burst and removed, 3 feet of intestine removed because of Crohn's. My guts are just fucked

>>941128516
I had a bad inguinal hernia repaired. How does Crohns cause a inguinal hernia?

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?
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Took the v of a 10yo girl a couple days after her birthday

>>941128279 (OP)
I killed six Germans on the beaches of Normandy. True story, I was born in 1930. Grew my first facial hair when I was 9 years old. Lied about my age got into the Maranes at they young old age of 13. I fucked several french milfs. I ate an breakfast of steak and eggs and my bunkmate jerked me off then I jerked him then I got into the landing craft and we were off. I heaved and hoed in that there landing craft before having anal sex with the New York Times photographer he took pictures of my tight little bunghole then we landed on that cursed beach. I fought my way up to the german machine gun nest then I took out my bear spray and sprayed those dirty little nazi fucks right in the kisser then I raped them. After they were dead I seized power in France calling myself this gay ass name Chalie De Gaulle. Then I had alot of dirty dirty sex with dirty dirty French people. I contracted AIDS and died in 1955. This is a true story.

>>941128279 (OP)
I know what the inside of my sister feels like.

I helped my bud pass calculus by teaching him how to do everything quickly one on one. He smoked me out after every session and half way through it turned into him fucking me and my gf. He's a huge black guy. Was absolutely outstanding.

For years i have been using spycams on my gf daughters and sharing their nudes on various places including b, including some posts where i might have fiddled a bit with the youngest age
Ive been caught so my family is aware but noone outside has any clue

>>941131719
>with the New York Times photographer
Now I know this story is bullshit.

I once fucked a semi-retired porn star.
Not mainstream famous but like "had a a thread on /gif/ every now and again, at her height"
Met her as an anon, we kept talking, and at some point she invited me to meet up.
She had gained a few pounds since last posting but was amazing anyway, beautiful and hot. And great oral skills...

I fingered Bindi Irwins pussy at her 19th birthday party. Only bad thing about it is that her pussy kinda stunk like rotten fish...