Thread 941134673

Most famous person you've fucked

>>941134673 (OP)
I'm pretty sure I fucked Joan of Arc in a previous life...

>>941134757
which hole?

Myself, believe it or not but I'm kinda a person of interest

>>941134673 (OP)
do cam whores count? if so, this whore

>>941134787
Let me guess, you're either YouTuber or one of the guys who played in Long Walk (probably Coop Hoffman himself)

>>941134808
Wow. Name? Pics?

>>941134776
I can't... remember...
But probably her butthole. She was pretty heretical.

>>941134835
kloe

>>941134896
She is fine
Here’s my most famous. We went to high school together

I fucked Ladyboy Mos (picrel) in Bangkok back in 2018 before she had so many instagram followers, before she did OnlyFans and before she was a well known trans porn star. Back then it cost me about $200 through an outcall agency that specialised in high end escorts. But I heard that these days she's charging $1000 an hour. She was fucking hot back then, from her more recent photos it looks like her face has aged a lot. I had a great time with her.

I raped Kirsten Dunst on the set of Crazy/Beautiful in 2003, but that's a story for another time.

Spent some time with her in summer/fall 2004

>>941134673 (OP)
Do girls that frontline a charity against human trafficking count?

>>941136989
Was some of that time spent inside her? If so, I'm jealous.

>>941136718
Do tell.

>>941137139

It was! She was pretty cool and chill, it was a good few months.

An extra in The Jane Austen Book Club movie.

>>941137245
High five, my dude. Her tits are magnificent.

>>941137490

They were for sure. I know it was 20 yeard ago, but I'm sure even today they're incredible in person.

>>941136700
That is a man

Do famous /b/ sluts count?

>>941138488
Sure. Post em

>>941134896
Would hit it raw

>>941136700
>her
>she

dont tell me you also think you are straight

Valerie Jane Parker (left).

>>941134673 (OP)

charlotte flair

>>941137743
Did you creampie her?

>>941141290
How was that? She seems like she would fuck like a fighter jet.

>>941134673 (OP)
Sydney Sweeney with my BBC of course

>>941141438

worked backstage at WWE on the electrical infrastructure saw each other couple times and had drinks one night and she said lets go to a hotel room after we had a good suggestive convo and danced a bit

was surprised by her uneven tits but that build man that build...

>>941141534

Sydney Sweeney has a BBC?

>>941134673 (OP)
Not famous per say, but a fairly well off onlyfans/insta slut. Nikkinami. Fucked her when we were both in school. Her pussy was by far the loosest of any I've been in but she gave good head. She got implants and they look awful.

>>941134808
>>941134896
Oh look it's the pig fucker that anon is obsessed with and spammed for ages.

Cher in 96'.

>>941141819
If you could turn back time...

>>941141935
Dad level pun checked.

Mercy from overwatch. Her VA. She wasn't really known yet.

>>941134673 (OP)
I hooked up with former UK TV child star Dani Harmer, back in 2013 when we were working in theatre together.

>>941134673 (OP)
an escort with over 1200 reviews

>>941134673 (OP)
i don't fuck. that's gay.

>>941143156
that's a lot of escorting

>>941141370

Nope, condoms every time.

>>941142911
Fulfilling every teenage boy's fantasy bedding Tracey Beaker

>>941145240
I won't lie I was thinking about that a lot when it was happening. Kinda wish I had called her Tracey during it to see what happened.

>>941145480
Maybe she only frizzes her hair up on the third date. I doubt you're the only one who's thought of that

>>941146175
haha maybe she does, tbh with how often she keeps coming back to play her over and over, I wish I had pushed my luck I get the feeling she might have been into it

>>941146320
You miss all the shots you don't take, or you could have ended up on the street without getting any
I get the feeling the carpet matched the drapes

>>941146175
I've never had sex with another person. I've had sex with a doll, and I've had sex with my imagination, but never with a human. Maybe I'm not the right kind of person to answer this question, but I'll do it anyway.

>>941147121
they did, not full bush though trimmed short

Some FBB, not for pay, it was a free of charge thing. As in, she wanted it

>>941147420
Hot. Was it just a one time thing or was there an encore?

>>941147715
5 times in total during the run of the show, plus some feeling up when alone with each other.

>>941134808
>>941134835
>>941141762
>>941134896
Best part is, I talked to this guy on Discord. He admitted he didn't actually know her. Also she doesn't fuck animals, he found girls that look similar and said it was them. Classic 4chan LARP

>>941148594
Honestly embarrassing

Fucked a couple pornstars from Tryst

>>941141628
Nice dude, I worked summer slam and saw her back stage a bunch. Damn her tits look terrible. Rocking body though. She send you these?

>>941134673 (OP)
i jerked off the local old gay gay

>>941134896
i hate niggers

Big titty Maria the singer

>>941134673 (OP)
Izzi from the preatures

It was a long time ago, but Julie Nolke a few times.

I dumped giantic load of sperm into all of her holes. I am her husband.

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.
.....

>>941141628
>>941149198

no these actually leaked online lol
she didnt send me shit and even if she did I wouldnt leak it on here bc she would lawyer my ass but we had a great night lol

>>941153454
Haha yeah you right.

>>941152216
Doubt

>>941153454
What was her favorite position or did you just let her dominate you?

>>941153454
>>941153694

better careful than behind bars lol

>>941153815

fucked her ass doggy
she was energetic but not dominat

>>941142911
I thought she was a lesbian tbh.

One of my exes has a few hundred followers on Instagram because she posts about wrestling. Thats literally it.

>>941134673 (OP)

cracked the jackpot but at the worst possible time

>>941153903
Hot. I hope Stephanie Vaquer’s nudes leak someday.

>>941154326

she has such a godly ass and back dude
I hope I'll get to see Rhea Ripley wardrobe malfunction soon

>>941154249
how so?

>>941154482

> run into Sarah Silverman
> big boobs.jpg
> its 2011 and shes still fat because of her movie role
> fuckitletsgo

Virgins LARP: the thread

>>941154779

I just have you know I had a threesome with my good friends Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift the other day and we put pee pee in vagoo

>>941154449
Her nudes we’re leaked at one point.

>>941155028

its just photoshop and Ai mate but theres some nipple slips but I wanna walk in with her ass out when Im fixing some of the lights or something lol

I dated someone who now has over 2M instagram followers and now almost 3. Best sex of my life objectively too.

fucked Riley Pinkerton after a show before she got famous

>>941134673 (OP)
Not fuck but I made Sophie Thatcher giggle

>>941158682

me too right after I lit Margaret Qualleys cigar