Thread 941220902

>>941220902 (OP)

LMMFAO @ the pic

whoever did that did an excellent job

My wife always said he looked like one of those LEGO HEADS

The rounded square of a LEGO head with a tiny little face in the middle

He was a creepy looking guy
And he was a complete piece of shit

He was one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen in my life

absolutely fucking worthless....

But I don't did any pleasure from his murder at all, not even a little bit

unlike a lot of people out there, I don't have any unresolved emotional issues, and I don't think it's edgy or cool to celebrate what happened to him

It was tragic

I WAS UNCONSCIOUS WHEN IT HAPPENED

I was in the cardiovascular ICU at Piedmont hospital, after experiencing a massive heart attack and actually dying the day after my birthday, and being defibrillated on my living room floor then shipped straight in for heart surgery

And they had me on a ketamine morphine drip so when he was assassinated, I was completely anesthetized

But yeah totally fucking uncool what happened to him

EVEN THOUGH I HATED HIS FUCKING GUTS WITH A PASSION AND HE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST PIECES OF SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

In fact, that's one of the first things I heard when I finally regained consciousness after dying from a heart attack and being brought back to life and undergoing heart surgery

they had me on KETAMINE and MORPHINE, which puts you into an altered dimension the likes of which are hard to imagine

(when my eyes finally open, I could literally see time moving backwards, or at least that's how my brain perceived it, really hard to explain in words)

And THERE WAS MY WIFE SITTING NEXT TO ME

(And for anybody reading my words who has convinced themselves they don't need a girlfriend or a wife and they like living by themselves, you're wrong... You don't know what the fuck you're talking about because....)

HAVING HER SITTING THERE NEXT TO ME WHEN I WOKE UP MEANT THE ENTIRE WORLD TO ME

and she was like "oh good You're finally awake now. You had a heart attack and heart surgery. You're in the hospital. AND SOMEBODY JUST KILLED CHARLIE KIRK AND ITS ALL OVER THE TV"

literally.. That's one of the first things I heard after coming back to consciousness after LITERALLY DYING FOR THE SIXTH TIME

That was six times I have been dead in my life

The fifth time was in 2009, when I died on an operating table in Macon Georgia

And ever since 2009, I've always explained to people "Believe it or not, I've been technically clinically dead FIVE times"

But that changed in September, when it became SIX™

It's a shame Charlie Kirk didn't have a second chance

Even though he was a real piece of shit
Even though I hated his guts

It's tragic what happened

disgusting

I hang my head in shame

to be part of the human race

what the fuck have we become?

I mentioned how the ketamine morphine mixture literally made me perceive an altered reality, in which I could actually SEE that we were moving backwards in time

well, when my wife told me Charlie Kirk had been shot, for some reason I perceived it BACKWARDS™

And in my confused anesthetized state of mind, I envisioned him COMING BACK TO LIFE as if the bullet wound was his birth

does that make sense? I'm not sure if I worded it effectively or not

everything seemed to be in a
REVERSE TIMELINE

And for some reason I thought to myself "Good I'm glad he survived that" like he had somehow been born with that gunshot wound

And I've never seen the video
nor will I ever watch the video

I have absolutely no desire to see the video at all

I've seen a still photograph of him immediately before the shot rang out, but I have no desire to see him being shot

and anybody who enjoys that type of shit needs to be psychoanalyzed and perhaps locked away from society

because those of the same type of people who hurt animals and molest children

those are the same type of individuals who always victimize innocent defenseless creatures

If you ever meet somebody who ENJOYS GORE, stay the fuck away from that person because they will molest your kids

>>941220902 (OP)

So if you ever find somebody who enjoys Gore

or, conversely if YOU ENJOY IT™

.....................that's a very troubling sign

those are the same people who would molest your children

absolutely 100% guaranteed

Show me a man who wants to see Charlie Kirk's assassination

And I will show you a child molester

I will show you an animal abuser

I will show you a COWARD

But perhaps most importantly of all:

I will show you a man who
DEMONSTRATED HIS FLAWS
If you know he's watching Gore
then he's already expressed his
emotional and psychiatric flaws

So if you get involved with that person

YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN MOLESTED

YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR PETS TORTURED AND KILLED

because he showed you his friend

(which those type of people always seem to do. they always seem to brag about it, thinking it makes them look intimidating)

because it's a plea for attention
by an unhappy malfeasant man
Who doesn't know how to get what he wants

>>941221370
friend?

damn speech to text
I clearly said

"BECAUSE HE SHOWED YOU HIS HAND*"

(a poker reference)

>>941221279
Helo fellow gore enjoyer

the video was awesome

>>941221540
Not enough memes though.

Charlie
Kirk

Ted Cruz bravely cleaned up this Anti-Charlie graffiti. What have you done for your community today?

>>941221868
why not use black paint, what a moron.

>>941220902 (OP)
>formerly Chuck's
>formerly Charles's
>formerly Charlie's
>formerly Charlie
>formerly

>>941221387
How do you not realize that nobody cares about anything you're saying?

>>941222121
Thats not the point of being a feckless pRedditor.

>>941222161
Colleges don't shoot people though, I dont think the university is being held for his murder.

>>941222162
Still don't care

>>941222196
You responded to an obvious troll, its pretty clear you think your response will matter.
Protip: call him LoLvis the methhead, he will appreciate it.

>>941222195
Then the statement is true

>>941221899
toy

>>941220902 (OP)
>noooooo you can't just drop a kirk for a charlie!

it's literally the same thing, just with different names.

>>941220902 (OP)
i think it's funny that the person who actually did the greatest thing in the entire show, got shafted in the end.

jim and pam were the ones who were meant to be together, and they had a happy ending.

and dwight got nothing

>>941220902 (OP)
You can't do this. This is a sinister plot. I've seen it. I know how it works.

I would not recommend you do this

> Says school shootings are necessary
> Says we shouldn't feel too bad for victims of school shootings
> Makes career out of pissing people off at schools

Most predictable fucking thing of all time

>>941226526
You forgot
>gets shot at a school

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