Thread 941243945

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Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:27:49 AM No.941243945 [Report] >>941244009 >>941244085 >>941244098 >>941244167 >>941244535 >>941244774 >>941245044 >>941247013

VIP flight

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Have you ever sat next to someone famous on a flight?

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:29:34 AM No.941244009 [Report]

>>941243945 (OP)
I guess you could say ever since the age of 12, my life was pretty much a VIP flight to hang out with all of my celebrity idols that I've always wanted to meet

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:31:55 AM No.941244085 [Report]

>>941243945 (OP)
Rollin', not trollin'

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:32:19 AM No.941244098 [Report]

>>941243945 (OP)
>2
at least the alien could hypnotize me or put me to sleep. also, do an international flight with the 4 seat middle row

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:32:59 AM No.941244130 [Report]

Mr Beast for sure. Him flying on an airline instead of his private jets means he's doing a thing. Probably would get gassed and wake up in a tub of money.

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:33:52 AM No.941244167 [Report]

>>941243945 (OP)
roll

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:37:36 AM No.941244329 [Report]

spot 2 with Joe Rogan and the alien would 100% be the most entertaining option.

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:42:53 AM No.941244535 [Report]

>>941243945 (OP)
Easy. 2.
>I'd BS with Joe Rogan and his stoner dribble, and learn some major knowledge from my new Zeti Reticuli fren
>I'd teach him Jew jokes and say them loudly pissing off Netty
>Constantly kick the the back of AOEs seat
>Turn around and BS with my nigga Trump
>Turn around and BS with my lilnigga JD
>get up and go to the bathroom but crop dust Hilldawg on the way
>hit on Taytay on the way back

Perfect.

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:49:09 AM No.941244774 [Report]

>>941243945 (OP)
0 would be the most financially lucrative option
>two of the worlds most corrupt men trying to bribe you into killing the other

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 1:55:48 AM No.941245044 [Report] >>941246689 >>941246797 >>941246936

>>941243945 (OP)
I don't know who any of these people are

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 2:39:04 AM No.941246689 [Report]

>>941245044
Yeah, I flew in first class once with a guy who was in the movie, 'The Long Kiss-Road', which I guess is a reference to 'The Long Kiss-Premiere

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 2:42:20 AM No.941246797 [Report]

>>941245044
Cow dung don't transmit internet well enough?

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 2:46:56 AM No.941246936 [Report]

>>941245044
You don't know Asmongold?

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 2:48:51 AM No.941247013 [Report] >>941249694

>>941243945 (OP)
that alien is voiced by seth rogen innit

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 2:55:48 AM No.941247255 [Report]

6, because I HATE Kanye. I'd spend the entire time fawning over TS (even though I don't give a shit about her) while completely ignoring KW. His ego couldn't possibly handle it. Sooner or later he's gonna' lose his shit, and if I get lucky, I can cash in on that shit.

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 3:47:07 AM No.941249087 [Report]

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Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
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Anonymous 10/17/2025, 4:05:38 AM No.941249694 [Report]

>>941247013
if thats the case then shit... i guess 3 cause im sure they would let me sleep in peace