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Anonymous No.941251308 [Report] >>941251337 >>941253575 >>941254655 >>941256476 >>941257327
How do I get a gf if im a smelly incel?
Anonymous No.941251337 [Report]
>>941251308 (OP)
we don't bro, or find a gf who is even fatter, smellier, and uglier than you :\
Anonymous No.941253575 [Report]
>>941251308 (OP)
Bathe.
Anonymous No.941254655 [Report] >>941254800
>>941251308 (OP)
I've been where you're at this is how I got past it. Bathe, brush your teeth, make yourself as presentable as possible, then go to Walmart and try to rizz up the ugliest most horrific hags you can find. Getting laid is about matching your level and taking what you can get. Because you have no experience assume you're a 1/10 and bat for the 1/10s you can find. Try not to be an asshole but you need to get over the barrier of proving you are sex-worthy at any cost. You have to be willing to do something shameful to get on the other side of this problem. Everybody is worthy but you won't believe it until you do it and shame is the price you pay. Once you're past that go find some geeky chick or whatever it is you're after and shoot your shot. You can do it buddy i believe in you.
Anonymous No.941254800 [Report] >>941255677
>>941254655
>Step 1: catch a disease
lol no
Anonymous No.941255677 [Report]
>>941254800
if you're actually stupid enough to think that's what was said I'm starting to see why you need to ask for help on 4 chan.
Anonymous No.941256476 [Report]
>>941251308 (OP)
>im a smelly incel
Step 1, don't do that
Anonymous No.941257327 [Report]
>>941251308 (OP)
First, you gotta clean up. You need to brush your teeth. You need to shower. You need to brush your hair. You need to wear clean and smells clothes. You need to shave. You need to dress well.