Thread 941372347

What would Jesus say if he met you today?

>>941372347 (OP)
I don't know because it would be in some bizzare ancient nonsense language

>>941372347 (OP)
"My son... You're a faggot. I'm disappointed"

He'd be right, but I wouldn't care

>>941372347 (OP)
Sup

>>941373618
WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>941372347 (OP)
He'd been disappointed in all christcucks, because you've popes change the bible lmao btfo christcucks

>>941372347 (OP)
he would probably be disappointed in me
until he saw a tranny
then he'd be distracted beating the tranny with his staff
like the jews at the temple got the whip.

>>941372347 (OP)
Something in Latin or Aramaic.

>>941376352
Jesus was 100% against any forms of violence. The furthest he went was trashing a market set up in a temple. Jesus would be kind and understanding with trans people because he'd know that's "just the way god made them".

He'd probably have a lot to say about your bigotry, though.

>>941372347 (OP)
He'd ask about what it was like to come out of a grave and my unrelated crucifixion.
Similar but different enough to wonder.

>>941372347 (OP)
I wouldn't know, I don't talk to homeless schizophrenics.

>>941377043
he was homeless on purpose, if that makes any difference

>>941377158
Who isn't? You don't accidentally trip and whoops now you're homeless. Oh wait...you're American

i thought sodam and gonrah were bad
but 4chan HOLY me!

>>941372347 (OP)
Why do I see religious threads on a board where we suck cock and don't believe in this shit?

And We're not going to suddenly start believing your paranoid mythology is real you insecure fuck.

>>941372347 (OP)
he would cast a curse on me to damn me to hell

"Traitor."

>>941376859
It's hilarious how little people know about Christianity.

I'd correct you but I don't want to destroy this little self-righteous act that's propping up what's left of your self esteem.

>>941372347 (OP)
Jesus probably didn't actually exist. I know, I know "But even BART ERMAN blah blah." Historians don't even have a conclusive explanation for what caused the great depression. Look into the actual evidence for the Jesus myth. You'll be shocked.

>>941379107
I'm not good enough to speak for him but i'm pretty sure as long as you acnowledge what you did was wrong and try not to do it again, and to make amends you aren't a part of hell anymore. You are not it's cause. You are part of heaven that will get there if you keep trying. And not as it's enemy or slave. As someone with identity, that has gone through a lot of trials, and not, who has produced what was needed from a wealth of right you have earned, before or after.

You can try to make things easier for others, to be good, enjoy, be something.

I could say something, but i;m not sure it's right anymore. Maybe too ungrateful or combatative.

>>941372347 (OP)
hi

>>941380081
And when you do things try to do good. Maybe then all is better instead of all worse.

All better than you. A hard thing. Especially when what is better says you are nothing or enemy etc, looks with horrible smiles laughing, like they have found the source of evil. ANd contained it.

>>941372347 (OP)
Oy vei, shalom XDDD

>>941372347 (OP)
I don't know what he would say but I would fall to my knees and beg him to come into me.

>>941379422
I spent 13 years in Lutheran schools and have read the Bible cover to cover twice.

You can be dismissive all you like, but Jesus' only real-world message was "love everyone, even your enemies".

Go read it for yourself.

>>941372347 (OP)
I am now with Allah. Allah be willing.

>>941381502
Don't dispower good or sanction bad by your cowardice to attack good.

>>941381608
Anything that asks you to kneel is not your friend.
Don't throw rocks at women. Don't drown people.

>>941381502
- minus the cld testament.

>>941381608
Don't torture animals either.

>>941381750
Don't cast the 1st stone. Wait your turn.

>>941381819
EAT THEM, enjoy with a good wine.

>>941372347 (OP)

He wouldn't say anything.
He'd just give me that hard, Paddington stare.

And I'd break down, sobbing.

>>941381922
They stone you when you want to pray, they stone you you great a new day, they stone you yoi wanna get laid - everybody ought to get stoned.

>>941381922
I'm so vain I took that as a compliment.
Don't hurt women full stop.
The men that do: Hurt however much needed so they can't.

Though as I recall Jesus didn't want anyone hurt. None. No exceptions. Which is impossible. Which makes it a good aim to try for. A neverending journey at being better at saving everything. Becoming the source if not the actor of it.
...
Understood. That wait will be forever.

>>941381764
Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament. In fact, Christians really have no good reason to keep the OT in the Bible, other than m'uh tradition.

Every non-ten-commandment rule/punishment in the OT is tossed out by Jesus, who preached love, compassion and forgiveness, literally nothing else.

Makes you wonder how the fuck CHRISTians rationalize their behavior today (other than being ignorant of their own religion's teachings).

>>941386495
Whoops. That was a bad one too.
It's not good enough talking about all this should I shouldn't I it's ok to bullshit.

You know what right is. It's just hard. It's your own actions saving something that needs it.

>>941381502
>I spent 13 years in Lutheran schools and have read the Bible cover to cover twice.

Precisely the asinine kind of response I expected. You probably read it, so I'll give you that, but you read it under the watchful eye of your own theology and basically mind-guarded yourself from knowing anything.

> Jesus' only real-world message was "love everyone, even your enemies".

Not quite:

>“Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth.
>I did not come to bring peace but a sword.
>For I have come to set a man against his father,
>a daughter against her mother”

Why doesn't Jesus heal the gentile woman until later?

>He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.”
>“It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to the dogs.”

>If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple


This goes on. You can cry about how this is out of context because Jesus also says "love your neighbor as yourself," but you're forgetting my original post that these stories are unreliable anyway.

>>941386655
Jesus christ is this the lutheran school kid? You really do know nothing about the bible. Look in Matthew 5 sometime.

>>941372347 (OP)
big mac, large coke and fries. yes, my total looks right. second window? thanks.

>>941387268
I read to much of that. Dangerous stuff. I shouldn't read the bible. Just assume or remember from what i've been told he... haha... almost got me. Haha repeating your mistakes is pretty fucking stupid. Don't recreate a bad thing. Don't do it to them again.

Give them something good to go onto.

>>941387379
Haha cool.

DJ advice
(For girls inc women) Let a guy take care of you. Pay in pussy.

>>941379321

What he should say is sweet words to a good girl, not to me, but to who he likes. Giving them options, all good, with any bad your/mine/his etc guys problem to take care of. Make it right. Make up for any wrong in it with it better for them. Girls responsible for you trying to make them liked by everything by being pretty. So they're the good in everything.

What I expect an ideal would say is give a girl a good time. Haha maybe set you up with something to give them. A way in which they get something good, and good by you too, like earn through work, get deserving so you see it's a reward, kind of like training, but more NOT RAPE, you're making it good, you're getting it good, who's responsible? You both. (Man and Woman)

Not a good thing to have kids without sex. Pretty fucked up. Preserving cum a good idea maybe, like they're you're kids, and an easier journey from what went into you then into a person. Or not wasted. Pleasure a person. That kind of sentiment.
Ignorance kind of needed or refusal to let bad explanations be reality. Not what you build upon, substantiate etc.

Would be a bit confused, expect better. Show my scars. Top that dickhead. Who's the traitor. I chose right, you didn't. But I understand. It's hard ongoing. Taking into consideration others too, need to keep your girl the good girl. Needs forever if we have it to be respected.

Mods deleted the thread with the girls. Reminder mods are the bad guys.
Save things. Such like is like to delete good things to save themselves or assert some wrong, them, as in charge. A future muted. Everyone dull.

https://www.xvideos.com/video.ubtmibf4a36/joi_mavis_dracula_teases_you_with_her_sexy_body_and_asks_you_cum_in_her_pussy_on_halloween

>>941375273
The funniest part of this is thew assumption that Jesus has a staff.

https://www.xvideos.com/video.okilptoadcb/only_a_sweet_blowjob_can_solve_a_domestic_crisis._4k_hd_tim_team
https://www.xvideos.com/video.ohpbioo5118/i_thought_i_wouldn_t_survive_his_punishment
https://www.xvideos.com/video.ohpmuhvcac4/fucking_my_slender_brunette_very_gently
https://www.xvideos.com/video.oiebcthd03a/honey_i_am_not_in_the_mood.._why_dont_you_fuck_your_step_daughter_today_useteens

I didn't watch all of these through, I went back to one and it had turned to shit. Saying they are good. And holding her hands behind her back. NO OTHAT IS NOT GOPOS!! THAT IS NOT GOOD!
Cowards. Scum. Hands tied. Stupid fucking idiots. Looking at the wrong thing they know is wrong like they have to conceed. Front down on a bed. That is rape. They can apologise by never doing it again. Shit site. Pushes wrong. No taste. But fair in a way, let others decide. Their shit tastes enjoyed in porn instead of practice. But porn promotes, a large part of users perspective, early and that could be their taste, wht they see their identity is built from.

People should get more of a kick in someone being someone, than in something wrong being touted as responsible for highest advancement. It looks stupid to see it, however the women, the men, they just traitors pushing bad solutions instead of ideals aided to exist.
Greed looks bad. Is bad. Giving what right is good, evil, whatevber, not utterly fucked niggerkike bullshit. Not education, not payment for forgiveness. That won't happen. What they have wronged stays wronged. They have to carry that, never do it again, undo it done. Find a better way. More mind to that. Something for all to want to take credit for, call history, their history, of humanity, life, everything. Some experiment shit, some taking credit for a result produced by their wrong doing in their prerspective. Not tollerable. The wrong isn't the right. It is not what makes right. It is hell and looks like it.

All on your side if you kick ass.

>>941372347 (OP)
~damn son

>>941395455
Carry what you have done to right a wrong that you can't. Enough done and you may forget some of the wrong and the right you have done. left with better right that builds you to a good person who is right as base and being.

>>941372347 (OP)
>holy shit dude, that is fucking terrible
>*goes off to bless other people*

>>941372347 (OP)
>It is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than it is for a faggot weaboo to enter Heaven