Thread 941377627

I fucked 5 women in the past 3 weeks. But Does sex ever just lose its magic? It feels like often I’m just doing it because it feels like I need to- shit sometimes I don’t even cum or feel like it. Do I need to just settle down & find the right girl?

>notgay
>pic very related

>>941377627 (OP)

I'm an old mother fucker....

I was there when they named DIRT

But in my many years on this planet I have fucked over 800 women, believe it or not... absolutely 100% true

absolutely fucking true... It's really not that big of a deal. I could have fucked much much more, but I really wasn't even trying

YES

The answer to your question is YES

especially when you're rolling through it
when you're plowing through women
It loses the magic appeal

But that's okay

That's a natural process

You build a tolerance to anything in life, whether it's marijuana or alcohol or extreme sports or adrenaline thrills or something as simple as getting your dick sucked

of course....

duuhhh

of course ..

SO YOU KEEP ON FUCKING
building a tolerance doesn't
mean it's time to stop

It means it's time to MAKE IT MORE EXCITING

by fucking them more rudely next time

with a little bit less compassion and sweetness

start "taking advantage of them" after your penis is already inside them

start treating them more rudely with your dick

and watch how fast they orgasm
women love it
they want to be treated badly
they want to be disrespected with a dick

It's simply time to up your game, sir!!

Nah, you ruined it. You fucked up.
You can keep digging the hole or acquiesce, but you will not ascend.

>>941377627 (OP)

I stopped being sweet with my dick a long, long time ago

I started off being sweet to women when we fucked...

then when I was 16 I had a beautiful brilliant 36-year-old registered nurse basically kidnap me TEACH ME HOW WOMEN WANTED TO BE FUCKED

And it has a lot to do with GENTLE DISRESPECT

Not violence... Not abuse...
SUBTLE GENTLE DISRESPECT

treating them like shit with your penis

putting them in their spot

And that was the end of me being sweet with my dick

>>941377627 (OP)

PAY ATTENTION:
whatever you do...
do NOT take the advice of >>941377871

It's time to up your game
Make things more exciting

by bringing psychology into bed with you

Make them have psychological orgasms

It's much more effective than physical orgasms

>>941377627 (OP)
Post some nudes or stfu

>>941377627 (OP)

Have you ever wondered why girls love being fucked up the ass so much?

It almost seems counterintuitive....

let me explain why they like it:
BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING WRONG

BECAUSE YOU ARE TURNING THEIR ASSHOLE INTO A MAKESHIFT VAGINA

DISRESPECTING THEM WITH YOUR DICK

It gives them an EMOTIONAL PSYCHOLOGICAL ORGASM

when you're fucking a woman up the ass, don't be surprised for them to have multiple rapid fire orgasms

But it has nothing to do with their clitoris

IT'S IN THEIR MIND

IT'S AN EMOTIONAL PSYCHOLOGICAL ORGASM

from being treated so badly

It's simply time to up your game, my friend

>>941377961

God damn you're such a desperate loser with the ladies

could you possibly make it ANY MORE OBVIOUS what a desperate man you are?

>>941377627 (OP)

by the way....
I've got to give credit where credit is due

YOU ARE ON YOUR GAME, SIR!!!

YOU ARE NOT WASTING YOUR YOUTH!!

keep in mind, Your generation is the first asexual generation of young adult males in the history of mankind

95% of guys your age are playing video games instead of getting pussy

So you give me faith in humanity

You're not wasting your youth
You're out there scoring

UP YOUR GAME
teach them that after you come in their snatch you prefer them to immediately start giving you deep throat immediately without asking or saying a word

understand?

Tell them what you prefer

"as soon as I come in you I need you to get on your knees and deepthroat me until I cum one more time it might take an hour I don't care"

UP YOUR GAME, SIR

>>941377627 (OP)
you text like a girl

>>941378170
so based zased
when I was 17 and did that routine from tinder to snapchat it got me laid multiple times
it also brought me chlamydia

>>941378170

how would YOU know?

...... no girls ever text or call you

Do you ever think before typing?

>>941377794
I’m not remotely close to that number.
35 women in the past year. Once my 12 year relationship ended I went on a prowl. I tried catching up to missed time.

My experiences have been amazing & now I feel like a pro in bed with most women, I know where to touch, how to touch, what’s gonna make them shake or move to something more extreme.

But- yes, I now fuck women & the first time should always feel special but now it just feels like I’m rewatching a movie over and over again.

I love women, I enjoy the attention and the confidence they give me.

But maybe sometimes I feel like it might change if I meet the right girl.

>>941378170
it works wonders buddy. it’s just a show

>>941378244
>that number

well to be perfectly fair I played in a band and you know how girls are about musicians.. And I also worked at a strip club for almost 10 years so that's almost 3,650 evenings which suddenly makes the number 800 same kind of small when you put it into perspective

everything becomes routine in life

skydiving becomes routine

when that happens, it's easy to change things by simply changing the way you look at it

changing the way you think about it

changing your perspective

for example, if you were falsely arrested today and had to spend 8 months in a jail cell while you awaited to be acquitted of the charges

or hypothetically what if you were drafted into the military tomorrow, and shipped out to Syria?

It's all in the way you look at it

You don't know what you got until it's gone, because humans tend to take things for granted after a while, because we become tolerant to them

everything loses its appeal as you grow older

>>941378342
nah, you're just a pussy, wasting all that effort on a fucking girl

>>941378387
>wasting all that effort on a fucking girl

spoken like a true latent homosexual

Who asks other men for mutual masturbation on discord..

Who goes into threads featuring photographs of nude women, then tells other men "I'm stroking it now. Tell me what you would do to her while I orgasm"

THAT'S ACTUALLY CALLED HOMOSEXUALITY

heterosexuals don't mind wasting time on pussy... like there's something more important?

Go get some more cheat codes, you flaming fucking piece of shit

>>941378493
What the fuck are you talking about dude? Uh oh melty I guess, but idk why.

name one thing that's better to waste your time with

YOU PATHETIC FUCKING FAG

>>941378493
wow dude you're gay as fuck

>>941378625

AGAIN:
>wasting all that effort on a fucking girl

NAME EVEN ONE THING MORE WORTHY OF WASTING YOUR TIME ON...

And if you can come up with an answer to that?

You are a homosexual. end of story

>>941378653

lol yeah sure I am dude...

hahahaha If you only knew how deeply you just stuck your stupid fucking foot down your mouth

AGAIN:
NAME EVEN ONE THING MORE WORTHY OF WASTING YOUR TIME ON THAN SOME PUSSY

any man who can give me an answer to that question IS A MOTHER FUCKING FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL AND I DON'T GIVE UP FUCK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY OPINIONS

there is nothing more worthy of wasting your time on than PUSSY, you stupid mother fucker

Show me a man who thinks he knows something more worthy of wasting his time on than getting pussy

And I will show you either a coward
or a flaming homosexual

>>941378702
I'm not even the dude you were talking to I'm just trying to figure out why you're all pissy. What a fucking cunt. Clownshoes wearing ass motherfucker getting worked up on 4chan telling everybody how much pussy he gets. Wow.

>>941378387
just say u don’t know what women like & move on

>>941378789

It has nothing to do with how much pussy I got, douchebucket

And everything to do with how much pussy YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN

fuck yourself, gaming chair Einstein

Go play another video game, sexual toddler

YOURS IS THE FIRST ASEXUAL GENERATION OF YOUNG ADULT MALES IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND™

fuck yourself.. nobody else is going to do it for you

Fag larp thread

>>941378789

I'm not getting worked up about anything
..................just
.........................because
........................................ I type weird
doesn't mean I'm worked up or angry or anything

I wasn't bragging about 800 women, little boy... I was GIVING THE FRAMEWORK

I was explaining to OP
that my perspective was that of
an expert, Not a gaming chair douchebag like you... It was a conversation between me and OP...

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT ASS OUT OF MY GODDAMN CONVERSATIONS, GAMING CHAIRS SISSYBOY...

nosy little effeminate cheat code sissy boy

I didn't spend my life sitting in a gaming chair jacking off in front of a computer screen

I spent my youth getting pussy

And I was simply explaining the context of my perspective...

I got tons of pussy... And I'm ugly and weird..

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE, WEIRDO?

>>941379306
>>941379445
Calm the fuck down dude you're gonna shit yourself again wtf lol

>>941379378
some of u never get laid so the thought of guys that fuck girls frequently is fantasy.

you guys need to stop snitching on yourselves kek

>>941379807

EGG ZACK LEE™
they quite literally aren't even capable of imagining it, because they don't have any reference whatsoever

>>941379768

THAT WAS A MIGHTY BIG CLOWN SHOE I JUST INSERTED UP YOUR ASSHOLE, BITCH

how did that make you feel?

(And that's not my wrist going up into my wife's asshole, Sally boy)

>>941377627 (OP)
would you consider giving popcorn a chance?

which reminds me I've got like five new homemade porn videos and I need to go through them and find some good screen captures

I normally don't even watch my porn videos. . It's time I go through the newest ones and find some good still shots™

>>941380108
/ thread

>>941378342
Heavyn? More like Heavy-Nigger AMIRITE?

Bet she sucks dick well though

>>941379807

by the way, I can't help but notice a disturbingly peculiar behavior amongst a large number of these guys in here:

they create threats about girls
uploading photographs of women
pornography they've all downloaded
really embarrassing shit -

having to rely on pornography
................................HOWEVER

they're uploading photographs of women
BUT ASKING OTHER MEN TO TALK DIRTY TO THEM WHILE THEY MASTURBATE ®

which, the last time I checked, is called
. . . . . H O M O S E X U A L I T Y ™ . . . .

I mean.. It's just creepy, because they've isolated and sheltered themselves so long, they've become so awkwardly unfamiliar with females, so uncomfortable around women... BUT PERFECTLY COMFORTABLE ASKING OTHER MAN FROM MUTUAL MASTURBATION ON DISCORD

.............. like I said. disturbingly peculiar

ABNORMIE© human behavior

>>941380118
I don’t watch mine either, I think it’s the thrill of recording more than jacking off to them later

>>941380447
where’s the dirty talk going on that u speak of?

they upload photographs of women...

"The smoke screen has been sprayed"

yet if you look through the smoke
You see a bunch of men
typing creepy things like
"I'm stroking now. Tell me what you would do to her while I cum"

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK ????!!!!!!

WHY BOTHER WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF WOMEN?

WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH THE SMOKE SCREEN ??

what the fuck happened to you guys?

>>941380582
You’re in the wrong thread homeboy

Nobody doing that shit

>lowqualitybait

>>941380521

honestly I see it all the time in those porn threads

(I never ever used to click on any of those porn threads because I don't give a fuck about pornography... I have no interest in licking a menu out of the dumpster when I can go into the restaurant and eat for free because I know the goddamn maitre d)

But one day I decided to go in one of the porn threads just to troll people

Just to be disruptive and derail shit the way I do... admit it.. there's something about me that just derails anything I touch

So I went into a porn thread and wow
"I'M STROKING MY DICK NOW. TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO HER WHILE I BLOW MY LOAD"

they were all doing that shit to each other

"talking dirty" to each other

literally begging other guys to join them in discord to jack off together

WHAT THE FUCK???!!;

I've got no problem with gay people
I really don't
I've got lots of really cool trusted friends in real life that are faggots

And actually I trust them more than my straight friends because I know they're not going to betray me just because my wife has nice tits...

understand?

So it's not that I'm anti-gay.. That's not the real problem here

WHY ARE THEY EVEN WASTING TIME WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF NUDE WOMEN?

I don't disrespect anybody for being gay

But I've got absolutely no respect for someone who lies to themselves

>>941380582
reverse image search them if u think it’s porn

but that would discredit ur claims so u don’t

>>941380690

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!!

Have I made myself clear, young man?
Do not let it happen again

>>941380783

bitch I don't even think you and I are in the same conversation. what you're talking about has no correlation with anything that I'm talking about or thinking about

You don't seem to be very good at paying attention

You're focusing on irrelevant minutiae
and missing the forest for the trees

shut the fuck up and stop clicking on my fucking posts Do you understand me?

>>941380783

I'm talking about gay guys asking each other to talk dirty to them while they masturbate, while uploading photographs of women..

for some reason you seem to think I'm claiming it's downloaded porn, when it's actually homemade porn

SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP!! ™

>>941380866
>>941380797
samefagging dogshit troll bait

"Do not ever interrupt me again"™
image board humdinger
© copyright 2013 LOLvis

>>941380953

SAMEFAGGING = when one person pretends to be two or more people

You don't even know the definition of same fagging, you stupid fucking piece of shit

I'm not pretending to be two or more people

LEADING MULTIPLE POSTS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SAMEFAGGING, SIR

I'm simply running circles around your ass.. And you've never seen anything like it so the only thing that pops into your head is "uhhhh durrr same fagging?"

I can leave multiple posts

And that's not same fagging

You don't even know the right terminology, and you have the audacity to pretend other people are stupid?

My wife is going to be here in 10 minutes and I've got to clean these fucking dishes because I totally forgot to do the dishes

I'll see you soon, sweet cheeks

You don't need to stand back up
You can remain bent over
I'll be right back honey

You just get comfortable and I'll be right back to finish the job

I just had the funniest fucking vision

I just pictured him sitting there in front of his computer All these years

Not knowing the definition of samefagging

lol damn..... wow

bbs

>>941377627 (OP)
damn this thread started off good and got real atutistic towards the end with those retards

>>941381531
they are such fags kek

>>941380783

okay I'm done with the dishes

trust me I cross reference all the time
I mean of course...... duhhhh

I mean I catch guys with it all the time

But I don't think you understood my point I was trying to make... I wasn't talking about whether or not the photographs of nude women were downloaded or homemade...

That wasn't my point at all

My point was
ADULT MALE HUMAN BEINGS
uploading photographs of women
ASKING OTHER MEN TO TALK DIRTY
while they masturbate to orgasm

.............. Why even waste time with the smoke screen? Why even bother uploading photographs of women?

obviously they're not interested in women

they are only comfortable discussing sex and masturbating with other men

But they never ever ever NEVER have any sexual conversations with women, whatsoever

So why even bother with photographs of women?

I simply find that to be an odd behavior
they're interested in other guy's penises
Not vaginas
Why waste time with photographs of girls?

>>941381531
>>941381726

>thinx it's more than one person

>>941381531
nta but I think it was a vast improvement

>>941381726

>fags

I'm not sure if you know the definition of "faggots"

allow me to tell you the definition:
a FAGGOT is a male who doesn't have sex with females

.............................and neither do you

coincidence?

I'm going to ask my wife if she thinks it's a coincidence, okay?

>>941381531
best thread ever imo

>>941381947
Larping ur fatass into having a wife is the most cringe shit imo

>>941382002
samefag

>>941377935
It wasn't advice.

>>941382150
BUSTED!!!.....

You got me!!.... damn it!!!

I'm definitely fat and I have never seen a vagina in real life..


YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS!!
The gaming chair detective
You're real real good at this, aren't you?

https://youtu.be/gv9JpCvvWpI?si=tHScJcSm1dMBeQgA

>>941382639

I know it wasn't...

It was effluent

>>941381754
I was in groups similar to the one you described, not exactly the same but similar. There were women there, this was in the timeframe of 2009 to 2015. Then faggots like you showed up and began overtly flirting with the women and, behind everyones backs, told them all the guys wants to rape them. People who type just like you would make multitudes of accounts to gaslight women and just generally scare them away from our very neutral pervert chats. You're a fucking wedge and a creep.

>>941382986

dude..... I'm going to keep it 100 here, okay? out of respect to you... I'm going to stop any traditional 'image board witticisms', and just keep it real talk...

I don't know what the fuck you're even talking about

You seem to be having a completely different conversation then what I'm seeing

Have you sustained a head injury recently?

I'm starting to worry about you.. And I'm not joking.
I'm not insulting you

I'm not being mean I'm not being an asshole I'm actually on your side
I'm actually worried about you right now

Have you sustained ahead injury recently? look in the mirror and see if you're bleeding from the head anywhere, okay?

>>941380482

honestly the only reason I ever make homemade porn videos he's just to MAKE IT MORE DEGRADING

You know what I mean?

It's more to turn her on than anything
because I never sit and watch them
I do it more to make her think
there's a possibility other people might see it

Just to make it a little bit edgier, a little bit more dehumanizing... Just to turn her on basically

I've got a shitload of them just set aside I never look at that shit

I literally couldn't give any less of a shit about porn, mine or anyone else's

I never watch those fucking videos

>>941383187
You are confused because you are a manic illiterate. Like your type always has been, but on the internet this has become less apparent.

>>941382986

no bleeding from the head, huh?

......... That's disconcerting

Tomorrow morning I want you to call your local behavioral health clinic and arrange an appointment with a psychiatrist and tell them I sent you to get Seroquel, okay?

when you walk up to the receptionist, loudly announce "LOLVIS SENT ME FOR MY SEROQUEL!!" and they'll hook you up and have you out the door real quick

>>941383477

hypomanic, Mr uneducated dipshit gaming chair douche bucket Einstein

HYPOMANIC.... .

If you're going to pretend to be knowledgeable, PREPARE

You could at least know the basics before putting your foot into your mouth every fucking time, dude...

AGAIN: when you walk up to the receptionist, she's hard of hearing, so I want you to use a really loud booming voice as you announce "LOLVIS SENT ME!!... I'M HERE FOR MY FUCKING SEROQUEL!!! "

And she will take care of you. you'll have your Seroquel and they'll even give you a limousine ride home afterwards

(you might get quicker service if you wear several different layers of mismatched clothing)

Like a criminal in a spotlight.

>>941383632
You think what you have is knowledge? There's a reason my posts are so unignorable to you.
A fish on a hook, but are you the fish or the worm? I'll let you ponder that one.

>>941383638
I was 18 years old and I had a really vivid dream that I was walking backstage surrounded by a bunch of guys wearing tour jackets, and there was some kind of celebrity guy walking directly in front of me. I was following directly behind the celebrity.. And I looked at the back of the tour jackets and they said JET NEPTUNE

And that's when I realized I was wearing one of the jackets too, and jet was MY SON!! in the dream I was an old man and he was like 20 or something.. And we were his road crew escorting him him to a stage and there was a bunch of people screaming out in the audience
I told my girlfriend Jill about my dream after I woke up.
And I never forgot that dream

In fact I told basically every one of my girlfriends and wives that story about my weird dream.

So it caught me by surprise when they told my wife and I the sonogram showed it was a boy in her tummy, and she turned to me and said "IT'S JET"

And I was so fucking honored

I had no idea she was going to use my dream to name my son

IT BLEW MY FUCKING MIND !!

speaking of which. how's your wife doing lately?

https://youtu.be/ZwRXxtwcJus?si=VmQxqA6PX1R6fQnE

>>941383735

lol @ You can't name the celebrities that are mixed in with Paul McCartney's band

Not without googling it

lol

Remember what you saw today, lurkers.
And every demonstration you witnessed before, and every demonstration you will witness after.
The tragedy of bait is that regardless of anything being caught, the worm always dies. Be careful not to become worms yourselves.

>>941383735

perhaps you didn't catch my question

I said how's your wife doing?

what do you mean your mother won't let you have women in the house?

>>941384224

AGAIN, GAMING CHAIR EINSTEN:

what do you mean your mother won't let you have girls come over?

You're joking, right?

>>941383735
is James Coburn, Peter Cushing, Michael Parkinson, Kenny Lynch, Clement Freud and John Conteh, along with Paul, Denny Lane and Linda

Your fish has been in touch.
Keep wriggling, but you are not free of the hook.

>>941380032
Ok? What the fuck is wrong with you?