Thread 941466021

....was it something I said?

>>941466163
Yay, this one is mine.

>>941467727
I loved that response, sir...
I really did

you're obviously intelligent and classy

it's one of my favorite recent trophies

thankyou

>>941466021 (OP)
>was it something I said?
Who even are you?

>>941467727

and btw I'm NOT being facetious at all. I'm being 100% sincere

you've got class...
that's rare these days, sir...

apparently, you thought I wasnt intentionally making people want to 'talk shit to me', and I'm not projecting my traits onto others, because I come from a completely different world... a completely different time

but nevertheless, you responded well
with intelligence and grace

good job

>>941469269

..... asks the MOOCH

on a work day

as he sits in front of his stupid fucking computer

>>941466021 (OP)
Everything you do is so lame, logfag.
Just go away.

>>941469531
lol @ being SO STUPID, you'd actually think I was the logfag

hahahah wow!..... wow, dude

you've got zero observational skills.........

>>941469137
Thanks, I enjoy some of your threads and posts tbh.

Found this on youtube of a fellow compatriot of mine. Thought you'd might enjoy it. The dude has undergone plastic surgery in order to resemble Elvis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_QrpYHieLI

>>941469812
back... sorry I was making homemade rhubarb iced tea to go with our lunch (it's really easy to make and tastes AMAZING)

thank you. .
I'm going to watch that video in a second after she's done playing her video

by the way, are you familiar with the old records called "STARS ON 45" ??

it was a series of compilation records, songs by other bands, like the Beatles, etc etc, VERY convincing recreations of the original hit songs, but set to a DISCO BEAT

the Stars On 45 Beatles mix is impressive
really impressive

Stars on 45 was a side project by the band THIN LIZZY, if I'm not mistaken... I'm pretty sure it was Thin Lizzy, and the rock era was being replaced by the original Disco Era, and they decided to cash in on it...

well, this is their Elvis mix
and the singer is DUTCH......

can't remember his name
but he's GOOD... really good
and Dutch...

so there's that

I'll watch your link in about 5 minutes her videos almost over

thank you

https://youtu.be/XWbq0170kjM?si=TtX_jVDYCqkTSJa3

>>941469812

btw here's the Stars on 45 Beatles mix

it's actually REALLY impressive in many ways

>>941469812

oops I'm distracted sorry

https://youtu.be/l5Uabw_Uhcc?si=7g3Oz_SFaiTWx48p

again: if I'm not mistaken....

that's THIN LIZZY........

I'm POOTIN'

>>941471223
Are you familiar with rhubarb?

It looks like celery stalks
The leaves are highly toxic
But the stalks are really tart like a fruit but super fucking tart

imagine pomegranate meats cranberry meets your puckered face afterwards to

a very unique flavor profile
It's a vegetable
But it's used as a fruit

You have to add sugar to balance out the overwhelming sour tartness

it's awesome mixed into black tea

OMG it's awesome

>>941471062
Speaking of dutch, there was a Belgian instalment in the eurovision song contest I always hoped would win.

Now, the song isnt really good and the guy singing kinda sucks, but I still think it should have won.

As an American you are probably not familiar with Eurovision, but it is a European song contest where usually the gayest shit wins and great songs are overlooked, like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_QrpYHieLI

other songs I think should have won:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZX7EZIFD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGjRVIdeeQ

>>941471537
>Are you familiar with rhubarb?
my parents used to make a porridge with it when we lived in the countryside and had a garden with potatoes, carrots, different berries and rhubarbs.

>>941471634
omg I put the wrong link for the belgian one. sorry, a bit tired was out all day. Singing sucks, but concept is ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoCrJEqS214

>>941469812

here's the eternal (and I indeed DO mean 'eternal') dilemma:

NOBODY HAS EVER LOOKED LIKE ELVIS

...........and never will
.................................. never

see, as humans, we are each a proprietary mixture of any variable mixtures of ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT OF PHENOTYPES...

there's a lot of phenotypical variations
..... lots

but not that many, actually
because we are NOT as proprietary as we think

we each have doppelgangers LOTS OF THEM because we've all seen someone with the same mix of phenotypical markers:

...the same eyes as brad pitt
...... the same nose as Christina Applegate...

the same curl of lips as this person
the same jawline as that person

however....

NOBODY has ever EVER looked like Elvis
nobody...

he was almost a supernatural mixture of UNIQUE phenotypes. his nostrils flared, his lips invited women to nibble them, his eyelids melted their panties off

he was ABSOLUTELY the most handsome motherfucker I've ever seen, hands down


more handsome than any roman statue

mythological 'god' tier handsome...
but he was simultaneously PRETTY

he was PRETTIER than most women
he was like Jesus AND Satan mixed into one...

he was THE best looking son of a bitch I've EVER seen.... like WOW!!!

WOW!!!....

nothing gay about it
WOW!!!!

https://youtu.be/-69L_0f2en4?si=ytkQ2jG1wAq6CU_R

>>941471634
Yes sir I am quite familiar with Eurovision
music and art are my fields of specialty...
along with rubbing people the wrong way

I'm just now finished watching the Dutch Elvis guy video.. And now I'll watch these links you've posted as well because I find it interesting

yep in summary... ELVIS WAS SUPERNATURAL
there's really no other word for it.
shit like that just doesn't happen.
The entire story..
from the beginning to the end.
especially if you study his life..
If you read the book about the Memphis Mafia by Alana Nash....
If you read that fucking book.....
You won't fucking believe the amazing goddamn story it's just fucking bizarre

It's bizarre
his life was fucking insane and he actually went and say because of it

And maybe the most tragic story ever because the worlds most famous human being was simultaneously the loneliest man on earth

And when his mother died he started torturing himself and everybody around him
So it was a 20-year downward spiral
The most classic grand crash and burn in history
It was so fucking tragic
yet at the same time, a story of amazing success unimaginable fucking success

The entire thing was a dichotomy
It was sad and beautiful
He was like Jesus and Satan
He was handsome and pretty
everything about him was a duality
which is weird because his twin brother died at birth

strange because it's almost like he was two people in so many ways

Jesus fucking Christ, when I was 12, I started taking LSD, and I saw some Elvis clips... And I was fucking instantly MESMERIZED
M E S M E R I Z E D
a word based on Mesmere, The guy who tried to invent a hypnotism machine based on magnets that spun around your head...
Elvis was the most magnetic mesmerizing motherfucking thing I'd ever seen
lol HE BLEW MY MIND!!!
I was like "God DAMN!!!!"
instantaneously

a devotee... a Presleyterian...

>>941471724
ahhh fantastic, sir

outstanding!

>>941472579
Might be.

Actually, did you watch Bubba Ho Tep, I remember Bruce Campbell doing a good job in playing Elvis in a nursing home fighting ome Egyptian demon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9331xmvhg

TRUE FACT:

I grew up in Memphis back when Memphis was actually an extremely cool city... very very cool back then. Not anymore

But that's a different story altogether

anyway. I meant to Graceland elementary for a year, an elementary school behind the Graceland mansion. It's Not there anymore, but we live so close to the school, we would walk, and we had to walk right in front of Graceland every morning to get to school

And I remember seeing Elvis a few times with my brother, and my brother said "damn look it's Elvis!"

And there was some guy riding around on a golf cart zipping around the front yard

And I always remember asking my brother that first time "who's Elvis?"

lol and he PUNCHED ME REALLY HARD and said " ITS ELVIS, STUPID!!!"

lol no shit.....
That was my introduction to Elvis as a little kid

having my brother punch me hard as fuck in my chest and yell at me " IT'S ELVIS, STUPID!!!!"

>>941473154

yes sir @ ho tep yep yep

of course....

also:
as you can probably imagine
My entire life people have always given me Elvis stuff

"I saw this and I thought about you so I grabbed it for you"

right?... lol So by the time I was 16 my bedroom was a shrine, filled with stuff people had given me

gifts

lol

And that was tripping balls that entire fucking time like tripping every fucking day in the real old school LSD not the bullshit but the real old school orange sun shine stuff

And I wasn't even really focused on the music

I mean sure, I've heard every Elvis song 10,000 times easy.. but it wasn't the music

..........................it was HIM.........................


it was the human.... if that's what you'd call him..

I've had LOTS of people tell me "I think Elvis was an alien" no shit I swear

or "he wasnt even human"....

lots of times.. I've seen celebrities say it " I took one look at him and I was like he's not even human"

like I said. normally the word supernatural is a bit cliche, but it's completely accurate in this case

superhuman

super something

super everything

>>941473477
interestingly, your post ends with 77.

Elvis did no even live when I was born, but he was clearly one of those right people at the exact right time kind of talents.

One thing I always wanted to try was the fool's gold sandwich, but seeing it as travelling to the US for it would be a stretch I actually made my mom make something similar. As grape jam was a pain to get we used blueberry jam. And I found out later that blueberry is actually quite close to the original.

lol I met Andy Kaufman

we hung out for 90 minutes

he and I both took tons of LSD as oung teens, and had religious Elvis epiphanies

so anyway we were discussing this similarity, and it turns out he also had people tell us our entire lives, "I saw Elvis, and I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU"

I always used to smile...
" and you thought about ME??"

I mean, I get it ..
and it's flattering and AN HONOR
but it's crazy ..

he was THE LIGHTNING BOLT

but you thought about ME?...
ummm thank you damn
thanks for noticing ..

well Andy said he always felt the same way: "you thought about ME?? "

lol it's just abstract and absurd, yet quite flattering, indeed...

and yes...
an honor

btw Andy Kaufman was SO kind and polite and innocent.. just like you'd expect
shy and humble and totally sweet and kind

soft hearted.... a little boy
who never grew up

>>941473855
My introduction to Kaufman was through that Forman movie with Jim Carrey. I watched it when I lived in Prague, I was invited by a Swiss-Romanian chick I knew. She had a perfect body, but was completely crazy and wanted to run my life. It was like dating a mother, not my mother, but an overbearing mother. Strangely enough I miss her a bit.

>>941473684

ahhhh damn there's like 3 or 4 things you said I'd like to address but instead I'm gonna go with the right place right time

exactly

and?....
"THE FIRST TIME" CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE

that was it ...

anything else lives in its echo
that was it
that was the 'big bang'

socially
sexually
creativy
pure lightning

in this brief clip, you can experience it through their eyes

the opening act represents the eyes you're looking to

and then Satan walks out....

https://youtu.be/oXiX3cl03DE?si=LxGbGOdlCubIAwfU

>>941474049

hahaha great story awesome
damn!! you'd be cool to hang out with

I'd actually enjoy hearing the detailed version, over a single malt scotch

but yeah.... that's interesting...

yep the Jim Carrey film was not good, in my opinion... not sure how you felt about it, but in a way, I think Carrey ruined it

I got to look Andy in the eyes and listen to his stream of consciousness for 90 minutes

Jim Carrey's portrayal was nothing like Andy

>>941474049

damn I envy you, dude

I've never left America

and I've NEVER wanted to leave more urgently than I do now

I envy you... youve seen the world

>>941474374
To tell you the truth, I liked the Man on the moon when it came, I got it on DVD after seeing it in cinema, but I kinda thought it sucked after watching three or four times. It still has great moments, but I feel Ace Ventura was Carrey's peak moment.

Afterwards I DL'ed the TV special Kaufman made and watched some appearances on talk shows on youtube, it was kind of funny, but I guess you had to be there in the 70s to get it fully. Him wrestling women was kinda funny.

btw Kaufman is exactly why I'm a fan of logfag

it's their reaction that's the punchline...
but their egos prevent them from realizing it

oh well

time to take some food to the two stray cat colonies I'm feeding

meow I'll be back eventually .....

>>941474806

Andy was an inside joke performance artist

he wasn't a comedian

he was insane, a child, and to him, the audience was the performance

dadaism

inside out

>>941474429
To be fair, I never left Europe. The furthest East I've been is Moscow. The furthest west is Barcelona. In reality, you have probably seen more geography by just travelling the US. But ofcourse, Europe is a lot more diverse culturally speaking. Going to Moscow in the early 2000s was like going decades back in time.

Last year I made a roadtrip with a 30 year old diesel car, annoying Germans on the Autobahn. I got it up to 144 km/h at one point, but the acceleration was so bad I had to nearly just stay in the trailer lane most of the time. I started driving at 6 o'clock in the morning to avoid most traffic. Actually it was on a sunday too. I drove to Berlin on a sunday and left on a sunday just because I knew most drunks would be asleep until 12 and the rest would be in church. Denmark when I had to drive on an ordinary weekday was even more of a pain. But hell, it was an experience.

>>941475104
in a sense like Tom Green, where the comedy mostly stems from the reactions he films.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOQSYHoxI8

Andy was like taking a genius IQ maniacal precocious 8 year old, winding him up to where the springs about to break, and throwing him at a room of unsuspecting victims

he was completely unique

and NOT a comedian... not at all
it was a performance
a madman

>>941475139
>Moscow
>Barcelona

again, you've seen the world

America used to be cool
not anymore

I envy you

okay cat food ready
time to go feed some beautiful genius cats

https://youtu.be/fzKbqbjEjEE?si=PSF0C8JyPb4jQXw_

an insane 8 year old boy

bbl

Should I take a shower?

>>941475453
Actually, back in 2010 I went with my dad on a holiday to Berlin. For some reason I really wanted to eat at a currywurst stand because that's a huge thing in Berlin. So we went to a currywurst stand next to our hotel, and he had no idea why I wanted to waste time there. It had degraded very much by that, and was run by some turks/arabs. Essentially it sucked.

It wasn't until years later I saw Wings of Desire again, and could pinpoint the reason I wanted to go there. It was there in the movie, Peter Falk actually stood there drinking a coffee. Last time I was in Berlin the stand was unfortunately gone. It had been sold off to someone who didnt even know it was a somewhat famous stand.

This is the fast food joint in the movie, in 1987. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAHi3-xanXM

>>941477106
The correct answer to every question is YES AND NO

YES.... You should use the shower head instead of the tub spigot

and NO You shouldn't stand in the shower, you should actually sit and lean back and aim the shower head so it's like a tropical rainforest and close your eyes and just imagine a bunch of green lush tropical plants around you and you're being hit by the refreshing rain

It's The ultimate meditation technique

The healing power of water

And be sure to scrape all the residual feces out of the tub afterwards

>>941477198
I had to Google currywurst

sounds interesting, except I'm a vegetarian... yet interesting nonetheless

and ain't that the way it always seems to go @ The past is gone

One of the stray cats I've been trying to help got into a fight apparently, and had a big abscess on his head that popped the other day but although I haven't been able to give him amoxicillin, The healing process seems to be going rather well to be honest. I think he's going to be okay.

It was a bad one. And when it popped, boy oh boy you wouldn't believe how much shit came out of there

a veterinarian would perform what they call "unroofing", cutting a plug of skin and leaving a lanced open wound..

nature did the Lansing already

I prefer the company of animals so much more than humans, but it's definitely fair to say cats are the most interesting animals I've ever studied

let me put it this way:
All these decades later
and I am STILL absolutely fascinated

enchanted by their mysterious magical majesty

I think the thing I find most fascinating is how they are nature's ultimate fucking killing machine, as evidenced by the fact that I have watched cats jump from the kitchen floor to the top of the goddamn refrigerator

like it was nothing

That's like you or I jumping to the top of a seven-story building

yet at the same time, they are so fucking adorable and the configuration of their heads and ears and eyes and mouth, the triangular circle...

It's almost like it was designed specifically to appeal to something inside of us. there's a very valid reason why adorable kitten videos are so popular

It's because they are so fucking adorable It's just silly

And I guess that's what I'm trying to say

Just like Elvis, cats are also a dichotomy
such a stealthy smart mysterious hunting machine... yet so fucking adorable, they easily manipulated the human race into an unspoken agreement

unlike dogs who are so needy and high maintenance

cats don't need you... they actually choose you

I love that independence about them
mystical. looking into their eyes is like sinking into an alien or something

The most adorable fucking aliens you could ever find

MEANWHILE, THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE CAN LITERALLY EAT MY SHIT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED

I guess what I'm really trying to say here is...

I've often told the story about how I used to get commissioned to do oversized banners and graphics for PETA protests, especially around the CDC in Atlanta

And I was unfortunate enough to see some of the most horrifying goddamn videos You could ever possibly imagine

mind bending.. In fact, because my mind is so strong and stiff, you could only bend it so far before it SNAPPED!!!!

And that's exactly what it did... In the 1980s my mind quite literally snapped

And I lost all respect for humanity
we are the most horrible fucking animal in history

we are a biological anomaly, that never should have happened, according to the missing link theory...

The way all other life evolved and mutated, we don't fit into that template at all

we popped up out of nowhere

WE ARE THE ALIEN INVADERS
we are a cancer
we have KNOWINGLY destroyed everything around us... as we've GLEEFULLY destroyed ourselves

we must be eliminated

me included

by the way I enjoyed those Eurovision videos

interesting. So many things I could say about them... very interesting

And although it's completely unrelated, for some reason I thought you might enjoy this performance by one of the most bizarre people I've ever seen

IVO

geese day like a flaming $3 bill with pierced nipples but oddly enough

I REALLY FUCKING LIKE HIM...
It's almost fucking Mozart classical tier genius... yet packaged in a somewhat repugnant flaming gay sarcophagus

I really think it's unique and kind of beautiful yet so goddamn absurd and surreal and just upside down as fuck

everything about this motherfucker is upside down

thought you might get a kick out of it. maybe not

maybe not

My favorite part is how he describes what the song is about

Jesus fucking Christ

https://youtu.be/NxTbA_tURWU?si=ZuScokFjySDLVbpU

meds Andrew

>>941478522
>we are the most horrible fucking animal in history
I mean, there are plenty of awful people in the world, but I think chimps got us beat by a wide margin when it comes to cruelty, they are just not in a position to do more harm than they do. Violent little people. The males will literally kill the offspring of a female chimp, just so she will be ready to bear their children if their tribe conquer a neighboring tribe. And have you ever seen an ape kill a baby deer? I saw a video of some fat ape literally just tearing it's legs off while feasting on the flesh.

Guess my point is that all animals tend to be assholes if they eat meat, but I do agree with PETA husbandry should be done humanely.

Robbie Williams is one of the judges on that X Factor show

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG SEGWAY?

speaking of Elvis

Good luck finding anyone who could work women the way Elvis did

BUT IN THIS LOBBY WILLIAMS PERFORMANCE, HE SURE AS HELL COMES MIGHTY CLOSE

In fact, he actually goes farther than Elvis

It's an incredibly sexy performance

kind of reminds me of a modern-day Elvis in many ways

look at the way he works women

It's really something else

https://youtu.be/YF5PTmVMWu0?si=SafHjhSa3P4kspJ5

>>941479050

The day chimpanzees go against the advice of thousands of global scientists demanding the PREDICT Project GOD gain of function research be stopped, and decide to continue haphazardly proceeding and causing a global pandemic, the day chimpanzees are dumping cement blocks filled with biological and nuclear waste into the ocean, and now it's being detected in shrimp in grocery stores, The day chimpanzees design a software system called dead hand that ensures the only possible ultimate eventuality is nuclear annihilation, one way or another...

That's the day I'll agree with you

In that Robbie Williams live performance, he literally fucking makes those women cream their fucking shorts

He's pretty fucking hot in that video

I'm not gay at all
But I'm not afraid to say Elvis was beautiful
And I'm not afraid to say Robbie Williams is hot as fuck in that video He works those women like a mother fucker

I don't think I've ever seen anybody work women quite the way he works women

>>941478894
IDK, seems he has less talent than weirdness. I like raw talent that projects weirdness like Kaufman. Strangely enough, my favorite scriptwriter, Charlie Kaufman, is also named Kaufman. Must be a genetic trait in Kaufman family to be insane geniuses.

Speaking of Eurovision, this is the first song I ever recorded on as a kid. Just recorded it off the radio, then I got psyched years later when I found out it was an a Eurovision entry. Sort of slaps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tlDYMZWSzU

Have no idea what the lyrics are, but then again I had no idea what any of the lyrics were back then. I actually thought Lionel Riche was singing about people in the park playing with chopped off heads when I was a young lad, don't ask me why.

>>941479142
Robbie Williams always has great appearances of talk shows for some reason. A very charismatic man.

>>941479256
Funny thing about the boy bands, there was another band at the time of Take That that also churned out songs, but nobody probably remembers them today. Some people are born for greatness and lengivity like Robbie, whereas most fade away. Hell, look at that chipped tooth this guy was showing off in the mid 90s.

https://youtu.be/-wNhdjoF-6M?si=v_sCsXjbXdJXZEbQ&t=49

>>941479425
I didn't mean to imply that you said something, but rather that you were thinking it, which is something that would be considered as rude in this particular place

>>941480322
Pardon?

Have no idea what you are saying here, but I assure you I did not think you implied anything I found offensive. And being rude in this place is more the norm, so neither of us need take to heart things said here.

Anyhow, I will leave you with this elvis story. I had some people over in my apartment and I had a burned Elvis CD. I was looking for a particular song, Rockahula baby, and my bro told me he had it on CD so I got it. For some reason some guy starting playing the CD, and an american chick actually made us turn it off. I think it was the organ half a minute into the song that got to her.

https://youtu.be/W0hTGwSME_U?si=TcyBdeXcfwe471bI&t=27