Thread 941590536

Will playing guitar or bass get me a big tiddy goth gf?

>>941590536 (OP)
maybe, but i have heard it is good for finger strength. i think wrist strength is importanter, but to each their own.

>>941590536 (OP)
are you right wing leaning then no

>>941590536 (OP)
it worked for Andrew Eldritch, and he's really short irl

>>941590536 (OP)
Yes

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
....

>>941590536 (OP)
>WAAAA I DONT HAVE A GOTH GF BECAUSE IM A RACIST INCEL WHO HATES WOMEN'S AUTONOMY!!!!!!

Don't you know there's a genocide in Gaza going on right now?

>>941592380
this

>>941590536 (OP)
If you dont play in a band on smaller gigs in shitty basements, no.
Even if you have people over and place the guitar right in front of them no one will give a shit, except for the one other idiot that thought playing guitar gets you girls, who will then proceed to annoy you the whole evening with that topic.

>>941590536 (OP)
only if you can play the smiths or other indie songs to swoon the goth gurl

>>941590536 (OP)
Apparently so. My gf cheated on me and the
reason was her bandmate being good at playing
guitar