Thread 941594835

Alright... I'm good. I just had to shake off that 1,000 yard stare imagining the next time I have to deal with a 2-star Hollywood atrocity.

*Deep breath*
o.o
*Another deep breath*

Okay... I... don't suppose /b/ wants to tell me about any movie you got in the works.

[0J8HVR]

Me come up with an idea for a movie? The short answer is yes, I could churn out movie premises all day. Could I write a screenplay? Yes, if I weren't so disinterested and easily discouraged. I actually have some scraps in my document folder right now. Would my movies be any good? I have very niche tastes in what I would like to see personally. My movies would not likely be mainstream if they were done how I'd envision them. Could I write a cash cow piece of shit that Michael Bay, Quentin Tarrantino, Peter Jackson, or M. Night Shyamalan could direct for the plebs to throw cash at? Pft... I practically shit million dollar ideas.

[Vnr.]

You know what I would find challenging? If you'd watched Star Trek: Lower Decks, you'd know the genre is primed and ready for its Multiversal Quantum Age. I could probably write that kind of stuff, but it wouldn't anything close to the good old days of TNG. Could I write a Star Wars movie? I could probably come up with some good premises and maybe rough clips for inspiration, but a whole movie? Probably not. If I did, SW fans probably wouldn't like my stuff either.

[Vnr.]

The materials I would be able to come up with A) Wouldn't be for family viewing. B) Require going against the grain and policies of the major oversight agencies. C) Would tend to skew towards the dark and "gritty" even under genres like fantasy and sci-fi. You know what I would probably kill at and still flop? A D&D movie. It'd absolutely wouldn't be any the faggoty picrel shit we can't seem to escape. My D&D movies would have Liberals, Conservatives, clergy, and probably parents up in fucking arms. If I wrote a D&D movie that got the blank check treatment, there might be riots to burn down studios and box offices.

[MH 4JG]

>>941595081
>picrel*

These kids don't even know.

>bad guy=/=true evil

[HVHND]

>gorey hillbilly sicko shit=/= true evil

[Vnr.]

>Drug addled psychopaths=/=true evil

[Vnr.]

>shock and awe =/=true evil

[YA 8PD]

Anway, hopefully you get the idea. I'm not into excessive amoutns of that shit, but sometimes you have to cross the lines to leave an audience damaged or scarred in ways that make the world a better place.

The point is, even muted and toned down, my visions wouldn't be the cashcow low IQ shit that the masses want to throw money at.

[M8VXS]

SO... Hollywood wanna renegotiate their stance on tits in movies?

[YNWXH]