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Anonymous No.941612782 [Report] >>941614038 >>941617457 >>941618165 >>941618250 >>941618457 >>941641977 >>941642985 >>941643199 >>941645529
Female Feet Thread!!!!
Post female feet!! OC encouraged!

Creeps, pics you’ve bought, social media, candids, casual, foot whores, e-thots, celebs, etc! If they are female feet, post them!!

Don’t whine or bitch, scroll by if you don’t like them
Anonymous No.941613171 [Report] >>941613604 >>941613987
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Anonymous No.941613604 [Report] >>941614495
>>941613171
would nut all over them
Anonymous No.941613987 [Report] >>941614495
>>941613171
Those are some FAT MEATY FEET!!
she a absolutely whore for having them out like that
Anonymous No.941614038 [Report] >>941614431
>>941612782 (OP)
kill yourself fucking degenerate
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Anonymous No.941614431 [Report]
>>941614038
If I’m dead I can’t goon to pretty female soles, thanks for the offer though
Anonymous No.941614495 [Report]
>>941613604
>>941613987
Once you start looking at feet content on your insta, it just starts popping up everywhere. I love it, especially marketing ads lol
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Anonymous No.941615148 [Report] >>941615940
best feet I've ever seen
Anonymous No.941615940 [Report] >>941616244
>>941615148
Very nice, any close ups?
Anonymous No.941616244 [Report] >>941616936
>>941615940
Anonymous No.941616936 [Report] >>941617317
>>941616244
Very sexy

I’d love to sniff this chicks feet and heels after a long day
Anonymous No.941617317 [Report] >>941617674
>>941616936
omg same
Anonymous No.941617457 [Report]
>>941612782 (OP)
Anonymous No.941617651 [Report] >>941617721
Anonymous No.941617674 [Report]
>>941617317
What id do to sniff both women’s heels and feet
Anonymous No.941617721 [Report] >>941617762
>>941617651
Sexy and smooth, Creepshot of someone you know?
Anonymous No.941617762 [Report] >>941617881
>>941617721
You know it
Anonymous No.941617881 [Report]
>>941617762
I love good creepshots, who is it?

This is one my favs I’ve got
Anonymous No.941617948 [Report] >>941618098
Anonymous No.941618098 [Report] >>941618805
>>941617948
I’d love to glaze those, perfect toes, sexy sandals, 10/10
Anonymous No.941618165 [Report]
>>941612782 (OP)
Anonymous No.941618166 [Report] >>941624055
Anonymous No.941618174 [Report] >>941618243
Bought from girl at work
Anonymous No.941618243 [Report]
>>941618174
Go on…..
Anonymous No.941618250 [Report]
>>941612782 (OP)
yoyo
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Anonymous No.941618371 [Report]
I love soles that shine
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Anonymous No.941618457 [Report]
>>941612782 (OP)
>>>/bant/23506592
Anonymous No.941618464 [Report] >>941618695 >>941619566 >>941625536
Anonymous No.941618636 [Report]
Chilean girl
Anonymous No.941618695 [Report] >>941619566
>>941618464
absolutely gorgeous
Anonymous No.941618805 [Report] >>941618959
>>941618098
Anonymous No.941618826 [Report]
Kylee op still around?
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Anonymous No.941618959 [Report] >>941619274
>>941618805
Omg so lovely, black toes, toe rings, sexy sandals. 100% footslut
Anonymous No.941619274 [Report]
>>941618959
Anonymous No.941619309 [Report]
God I love soles
Anonymous No.941619566 [Report] >>941619822
>>941618464
>>941618695
Anonymous No.941619822 [Report]
>>941619566
omg I'm in love
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Anonymous No.941619953 [Report] >>941619991
I can't fap to amateur feet
I can only fap to celeb feet
Anonymous No.941619957 [Report] >>941648952
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>>941619953
it's the unreachable goddess vibe
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Anonymous No.941620368 [Report] >>941620533
Anonymous No.941620484 [Report]
One of my favorite creepshots I've taken, friend from college
Anonymous No.941620533 [Report] >>941620582
>>941620368
Madame Vampa?
Anonymous No.941620582 [Report] >>941621209
>>941620533
Idk man maybe
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Anonymous No.941621209 [Report] >>941621734 >>941622529 >>941647449
This chick lets me call and cum to her soles all the time for free >>941620582
Anonymous No.941621734 [Report] >>941621878
>>941621209
Daaaamn! Hot! More?
Anonymous No.941621878 [Report] >>941622514 >>941622529
>>941621734
That’s the only actual pic I have, besides that I have screen recordings of the call
Anonymous No.941622514 [Report] >>941622967
>>941621878
Looks like it's a tranny.
Anonymous No.941622529 [Report] >>941622967
>>941621878
>>941621209
You know it's a male, right?
Anonymous No.941622967 [Report]
>>941622529
>>941622514
*starts raping you*
Anonymous No.941623808 [Report] >>941624007
addicted to white toes
Anonymous No.941623932 [Report]
Classy mommy crush
Anonymous No.941624007 [Report]
>>941623808
oh yes
Anonymous No.941624016 [Report] >>941624060 >>941624126 >>941624268
Anonymous No.941624055 [Report]
>>941618166
bet they stinky
Anonymous No.941624060 [Report] >>941624204
>>941624016
I love liberal feet
Anonymous No.941624126 [Report] >>941624145 >>941624204 >>941624268
>>941624016
Please tell me there's more.

I can post THIS slut too if you wanna do a battle of the emo sluts
Anonymous No.941624145 [Report] >>941624193
>>941624126
love her blue hair
Anonymous No.941624146 [Report] >>941624181
My wifes soles, size 9s
Anonymous No.941624181 [Report] >>941624307
>>941624146
I'd lick your baby batter off her feet
Anonymous No.941624193 [Report] >>941624211 >>941624268
>>941624145
Hell yea
Anonymous No.941624204 [Report] >>941624235 >>941624252 >>941624268
>>941624126
>>941624060
Anonymous No.941624211 [Report] >>941624288
>>941624193
dude finished hard on her
Anonymous No.941624235 [Report] >>941624713
>>941624204
love how her toy matches her hair. love the curled toes
Anonymous No.941624252 [Report]
>>941624204
Anonymous No.941624268 [Report] >>941624713
>>941624204
>>941624193
>>941624016
>>941624126
Fucking hot
Anonymous No.941624288 [Report] >>941624316
>>941624211
Same bitch different hair
Anonymous No.941624307 [Report] >>941624339
>>941624181
She loves having her soles in my face while we fuck
Anonymous No.941624316 [Report] >>941624348
>>941624288
great spanks
Anonymous No.941624339 [Report]
>>941624307
its a top 3 experience. made a baby that way
Anonymous No.941624348 [Report] >>941624386 >>941624536
>>941624316
Anonymous No.941624386 [Report] >>941624421 >>941624536
>>941624348
Anonymous No.941624421 [Report] >>941624449 >>941624536
>>941624386
Anonymous No.941624449 [Report] >>941624473
>>941624421
Anonymous No.941624473 [Report] >>941624521
>>941624449
Anonymous No.941624521 [Report] >>941624552
>>941624473
Anonymous No.941624536 [Report] >>941624572
>>941624348
>>941624386
>>941624421
loving the short hair
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>>941624521
Anonymous No.941624572 [Report] >>941624611
>>941624536
Anonymous No.941624611 [Report] >>941624632
>>941624572
Anonymous No.941624632 [Report] >>941624656
>>941624611
Anonymous No.941624656 [Report] >>941624676
>>941624632
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>>941624656
Last one
Anonymous No.941624713 [Report] >>941624728 >>941624761
>>941624268
>>941624235
Anonymous No.941624727 [Report]
Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
...
Anonymous No.941624728 [Report] >>941624832
>>941624713
hot af
Anonymous No.941624761 [Report] >>941624832
>>941624713
MOAR
Anonymous No.941624832 [Report] >>941624840
>>941624761
>>941624728
Anonymous No.941624840 [Report] >>941624911
>>941624832
know her?
Anonymous No.941624911 [Report] >>941625309
>>941624840
yes
Anonymous No.941625309 [Report] >>941625535
>>941624911
gf?
Anonymous No.941625535 [Report] >>941626083
>>941625309
nope
Anonymous No.941625536 [Report]
>>941618464
A new one??
Anonymous No.941625660 [Report] >>941625699 >>941625757
Girl from my grad program I scammed
Anonymous No.941625699 [Report] >>941625742
>>941625660
she has a masters?

seems like masters programs is the way to get girls
Anonymous No.941625742 [Report] >>941625779
>>941625699
Yeah lmao my program was like 80% women
Anonymous No.941625757 [Report] >>941625870
>>941625660
More fuck
Anonymous No.941625779 [Report] >>941625870
>>941625742
her feet are fn hot. what did you study twin?
Anonymous No.941625870 [Report] >>941625885 >>941625927
>>941625757
Her feet are insanely hot lmao
>>941625779
Linguistics
Anonymous No.941625885 [Report] >>941626086
>>941625870
Any toes?
Anonymous No.941625927 [Report] >>941626086
>>941625870
ooo I've actually been thinking about doing linguistics

she's hot af. hit her up anonymously on IG?
Anonymous No.941625933 [Report] >>941625954
Anonymous No.941625940 [Report] >>941626155
Anonymous No.941625954 [Report] >>941626266
>>941625933
latina?
Anonymous No.941626083 [Report] >>941626467
>>941625535
more? session?
Anonymous No.941626086 [Report] >>941626160
>>941625885
I have two with curled toes but that’s it, I mostly like soles
>>941625927
I did my undergrad in French, did a more generalized masters. But yeah I hit her up on ig
Anonymous No.941626155 [Report]
>>941625940
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Anonymous No.941626160 [Report] >>941626214
>>941626086
she's hot af. looks part Asian. big feet. on IG anonymously?
Anonymous No.941626214 [Report] >>941626232 >>941626302 >>941626349
>>941626160
Yeah anonymously, and she is part Asian
Anonymous No.941626232 [Report] >>941626395
>>941626214
was she 22/23?
Anonymous No.941626266 [Report]
>>941625954
Maybe. This is old
Anonymous No.941626302 [Report] >>941626395
>>941626214
Hot as fuck, more girls?
Anonymous No.941626349 [Report] >>941626395
>>941626214
I have some girls id like to try still have the ig? Got a disc?
Anonymous No.941626395 [Report] >>941626423 >>941626460
>>941626232
23 yeah, that’s all I have from her unfortunately
>>941626302
I definitely have more, I gotta save them
>>941626349
I can what’s yours?
Anonymous No.941626423 [Report] >>941626457
>>941626395
diff anon. my disc is peterhelmick

so is my IG lol
Anonymous No.941626430 [Report] >>941626599 >>941626989
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>>941626423
wait nvm he was wanted to hit girls up. you don't have to add me
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>>941626395
berryblaster455_79420
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>>941626083
05615e3bbe1
cb7476a1a9679a4d600a 541e63070af7cbfbc 3ea4b8076de17e263c
Anonymous No.941626599 [Report] >>941627063
>>941626430
More
Anonymous No.941626859 [Report] >>941626892 >>941626908 >>941634519
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>>941626859
Story behind her? Seen her quite often
Anonymous No.941626908 [Report]
>>941626859
yessss was gonna post about how there's no soles in nylons thanks anon
Anonymous No.941626989 [Report] >>941627063
>>941626430
Those feet makes me explode anytime I jerk to her
Anonymous No.941627043 [Report] >>941627059 >>941627143
Anonymous No.941627059 [Report] >>941627079
>>941627043
socks are the best
Anonymous No.941627063 [Report]
>>941626599
>>941626989
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>>941627059
I disagree but I understand
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Anonymous No.941627143 [Report]
>>941627043
i wanna sniff those soles all day so bad
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Anonymous No.941628720 [Report] >>941634544
Anonymous No.941629350 [Report] >>941637492
love girls feet
Anonymous No.941633638 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.941634519 [Report]
>>941626859
Old footfag?
Anonymous No.941634544 [Report]
>>941628720
Queen
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Anonymous No.941635905 [Report] >>941637504
Anonymous No.941637492 [Report]
>>941629350
This pose is amazing.
Anonymous No.941637504 [Report]
>>941635905
I love big feet
Anonymous No.941637613 [Report] >>941637638
Footpig
Anonymous No.941637638 [Report]
>>941637613
welcome friend. love her asian feet. green is a nice color for her
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Anonymous No.941639127 [Report]
A good friend of mine. That night we were a little drunk maybe... haha. We were very inspired. We went to my garage, I took off her boots, big size 12 feet, pretty cheesy. She put them on my face and licked them for a bit, then she said she wanted to give me a footjob. I put the big hat on her, it was really fitting, it was fun. Big cshut. And that's all folks!
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Anonymous No.941639349 [Report] >>941639472
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Anonymous No.941639472 [Report] >>941639504 >>941639591
>>941639349
got more of her?
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>>941639472
Anonymous No.941639534 [Report]
Looking for her clips
Anonymous No.941639587 [Report] >>941639813
Anonymous No.941639591 [Report] >>941639672
>>941639472
Anonymous No.941639628 [Report] >>941639987
Anonymous No.941639672 [Report]
>>941639591
mmm

keep her coming, anon
Anonymous No.941639708 [Report]
The red head
Anonymous No.941639813 [Report]
>>941639587
Who is this
Anonymous No.941639842 [Report]
Anonymous No.941639987 [Report]
>>941639628
more?
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Anonymous No.941640520 [Report]
Rate my slut Alana and her lil feet
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Anonymous No.941641977 [Report]
>>941612782 (OP)
holy shit, that is exactly what i need to see.
thank you. i will be on the look out for that
Anonymous No.941642124 [Report]
Wife’s soles
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Anonymous No.941642414 [Report] >>941642813
Anonymous No.941642813 [Report] >>941642848
>>941642414
>turd girl posted
today is a good day
Anonymous No.941642848 [Report] >>941642921
>>941642813
why is she called turd girl? did she do scat?
Anonymous No.941642921 [Report]
>>941642848
I asked this a few days ago and some helpful anon answered and said that when she first started getting posted, one guy replied “she looks like a turd”, and it stuck since
Anonymous No.941642985 [Report] >>941643004 >>941643060 >>941643437 >>941644508
>>941612782 (OP)
FEET:
translation:

You avoid sex at all costs. You have a fear of intimacy.

further translation:
YOU ARE ASEXUAL AND BORING

Even deeper translation:
YOU PRETEND TO BE A SEXUAL CREATURE, BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY AN ASEXUAL WEIRDO WHO MAKES OTHER PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THEY'RE NEAR YOU
Anonymous No.941643004 [Report] >>941643046 >>941643090 >>941643879
>>941642985
Lmfao what a fucking retarded take
Anonymous No.941643046 [Report] >>941643437
>>941643004

BULLSHIT

WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?

Not her entire name, because I'm not trying to dox anybody...

AGAIN: WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?
Anonymous No.941643060 [Report] >>941643110
>>941642985
I fuck feet
Anonymous No.941643090 [Report] >>941643109
>>941643004

>retarded

when a man pretends that inserting something non-sexual like FEET into a sexual scenario is somehow considered 'a form of sexuality'

You're not fooling anybody with your distraction techniques

It could be feet, it could be turnips, it could be terry cloth towels, but none of those things have anything to do with sex

YOU ARE TRYING TO INSERT NON-SEXUAL CONTENT INTO A SEXUAL SCENARIO

WHICH MEANS YOU ARE AVOIDING THE SEX

IT'S REALLY NOT COMPLICATED

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF

because you're not fooling me, you're not fooling them, and obviously you can't even fool yourself anymore

AGAIN: WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?
Anonymous No.941643109 [Report]
>>941643090
t. boob lover
Anonymous No.941643110 [Report] >>941643126
>>941643060

lol sure you do, buddy....
sure you do....

I'm sure you've got tons of women asking you to have sex with their feet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! !!
Do you ever stop and just read your own words sometimes?
Anonymous No.941643126 [Report] >>941643324
>>941643110
meds E
Anonymous No.941643199 [Report] >>941643227 >>941643423
>>941612782 (OP)
QUESTION:

what do feet, tennis balls, cowboy hats and badminton rackets all have in common?

ANSWER:
none of those things has any correlation to sex, whatsoever

any of those things could be inserted into a sexual scenario as a distraction technique to stall and avoid the act of sex

If a woman removed her clothes and spread her legs, and suddenly you pull out a can of tennis balls... obviously you're avoiding the act of sex

If a woman removed her clothes and asked you to fuck her, and you went for her FEET...
obviously you're avoiding her vagina

DID YOU THINK NOBODY WAS GOING TO NOTICE?
Anonymous No.941643227 [Report] >>941643392
>>941643199
>stall and avoid the act of sex
you've obviously never licked a girl's feet during sex
Anonymous No.941643324 [Report] >>941643377
>>941643126

I'm sorry, but ever since that night Allison explained the true psychology behind fetishes to me, there's no way I can possibly see it any other way.

Allison was a tall thin blonde with perky breasts. she was a really really good psychiatrist and I was fucking the shit out of her back when I was in my '20s (she was actually Bob Burden's [flaming carrot comics] girlfriend but that's an altogether different story)

Allison explained it So succinctly and there was absolutely no denying every word she said was true:

fetishes are a distraction technique used by people who are obviously trying to avoid the act of sex

OBVIOUSLY......

If a woman wants to have sex and suddenly I want to wear black rubber clothing and have you tell me that I am an authority figure.....

I'M AVOIDING SEX

If a woman wants to fuck me, and suddenly I start pouring champagne into a stiletto and asking her to spank me and tell me that I've been a bad boy

OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT SEX THAT I'M INTERESTED IN

So people can deny it all they want

Allison explained they always deny it
they always deny it
THEY WILL ALWAYS DENY IT

....... because that's how they got into that situation to begin with


using cheap denial and distraction techniques.. stalling and trying to distract you with some bullshit sideshow that has nothing to do with sex, whatsoever
Anonymous No.941643377 [Report] >>941643584
>>941643324
You must be so severely autistic. Is it difficult living all by yourself?
Anonymous No.941643392 [Report] >>941643409 >>941643464
>>941643227

dude, if you only knew who the fuck you were talking to right now

I'm nothing special

I'm just an average guy

But if you only knew how many women I fucked you would literally BLUSH

Don't think you could ever educate me on pussy, my friend

Not in your entire lifetime Will you ever be able to teach me anything about pussy

AGAIN: A STALLING TACTIC
IMPLEMENTED WITH A DISTRACTIVE DEVICE

Just like Allison told me after we fucked one night, "If those people were into sex, they'd be having sex, not asking if they could rub your feet"
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Anonymous No.941643409 [Report] >>941643611
>>941643392
literally nobody cares dude
post feet or gtfo
Anonymous No.941643423 [Report]
>>941643199
I'm not into feet but feet are part of the body so comparing them to a random object is kind of wrong to begin with
Anonymous No.941643437 [Report] >>941643810
>>941642985
>>941643046

Take your meds buddy, or make your own schizo thread
Anonymous No.941643461 [Report] >>941643484 >>941643595
Friend (front) and her mom (back)
Anonymous No.941643464 [Report]
>>941643392
You’ve never had sex with a woman
Anonymous No.941643484 [Report]
>>941643461
pretty :)
Anonymous No.941643511 [Report] >>941643631 >>941643752
all of you on here have the worst taste in feet ever you might as well come out and say you're into dudes with how big and flat footed all of the feet on here really are not a single one of them is in any way petite, girly or feminine
Anonymous No.941643584 [Report] >>941643662 >>941643663 >>941643752
>>941643377
>is it difficult living all by yourself?

That's funny you'd mention it, because In real life, all of my real life buddies used to hear me complain all the time:

"I wish I could just have ONE YEAR of my life to myself, without a woman on my arm"

Not joking. That was my continual complaint.... I never had a chance to just have time to myself, just to live my own life, without a girlfriend or a wife

So I was always complaining, "shit... Even just 6 months... maybe even just ONE MONTH TO MYSELF"

But for some weird reason, my entire life, I never went more than 5 days between girlfriends or what I like to refer to as 'instant fiances'

invariably, every mother fucking time... I would and one relationship, and finally think I got to have some time to myself, and every mother fucking time I would turn around and KABOOM God damn it I was in another relationship

" mother fuck! now I've got another girlfriend already! "

they say the grass is always greener, and it's true... because although I was always complaining about not having any time to myself, those complaints would quickly fade when the next girlfriend was sucking this dick.

understand what I'm saying?....

those complaints would fade for a while because I was so busy getting in the groove with the next girlfriend

So I really wouldn't know what it's like to live by myself

with the exception of one year I served in prison, I haven't gone more than 5 days without a girlfriend or a wife since I was 16 years old, and that was 45 years ago

I'm married, with kids that are grown, and I've got pubic hairs older than you

BUT BETWEEN YOU AND I
..... I'M THE ONLY ONE GETTING PUSSY

now run along and pretend feet are a sexual object

This is the adults table
Anonymous No.941643595 [Report]
>>941643461
Fred Flintstone and his mom
Anonymous No.941643611 [Report] >>941643663
>>941643409

..... SAYS THE MAN WHO DOESN'T GET ANY PUSSY™

...............................got it,weirdo
Anonymous No.941643631 [Report]
>>941643511
Stfu and post feet, terrible contribution
Anonymous No.941643662 [Report]
>>941643584
>This is the adults table
This is actually a thread for sharing pictures of girls’ feet, so you should probably leave
Anonymous No.941643663 [Report]
>>941643584
>>941643611
You clearly have never had sex
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Reminder, don’t bitch like this fag:>>941643511

And don’t be a schizo like this other fag:>>941643584
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Anonymous No.941643810 [Report] >>941643902 >>941643903
>>941643437

100% TRUE INTERESTING FACT:

HOW I MET MY WIFE:
It was in FETISH THREAD

very much like this one
almost 12 years ago

she just happened to stumble into a thread very much like this one, a thread about FETISHES

she was a 'lipstick lesbian', although she hates that term... I use it because it's the easiest way to explain she was a feminine lesbian... she wasn't a masculine butch dyke type of lesbian

she was a soft, feminine 'lipstick lesbian', Who had grown disgusted with men's vulgar stupidity, and she was exclusively fucking college girls...

(trust me she got more pussy than you've ever had in your entire life, and they were all good looking college girls)

anyway.... she just happened to stumble into a thread and saw me EXPLAINING THE TRUE PSYCHOLOGY BEHIND FETISHES

and she sat and watched me run circles around a bunch of guys, just like I'm doing today

And she said "I've got to meet this motherfucker"

So she traveled hundreds of miles and we've been together ever since

100% TRUE: I was the first guy she had sex with in 11 years (this is me fucking my wife in the ass)

food for thought.....
Anonymous No.941643814 [Report]
Oh Trust me i already brah I’m sorry I’m just hard riding your texts not believing I must go to ChatGum or something
Anonymous No.941643829 [Report]
Anonymous No.941643879 [Report] >>941643949 >>941644001
>>941643004

dude.. I've been waiting this entire time

what's taking you so long?

AGAIN, ASEXUAL ADULT MALE:
WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME?
Anonymous No.941643902 [Report]
>>941643810
Fake and gay, no one believes a word you say. Go ruin some other threads please. Your “wife” would much rather a Jamal in her life than a James like you.
Anonymous No.941643903 [Report] >>941644064
>>941643810
>muh lesbian woife get more pussy an' at
Is this just LoLvis avoiding his meth rants?
Anonymous No.941643919 [Report]
Anonymous No.941643948 [Report] >>941644040 >>941644084
HERE'S MY WIFE......

she was a former lipstick lesbian of 11 years until she met me

I was the first guy to fuck her in 11 years

And it's all because
she saw me explaining
THE TRUTH ABOUT FETISHES ™


and the undeniable truth is:
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX, WHATSOEVER

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX AT ALL

fetishes are just stalling tactics
cheap distraction techniques
like a little boy at the school talent show
with his amateur magician routine
using cheap misdirection techniques

"look at the fetish, and not at my fear of intimacy"
Anonymous No.941643949 [Report]
>>941643879
Anonymous No.941643964 [Report] >>941644146
Anonymous No.941643977 [Report]
NO NO NO NO i guess i just won’t wear it. Saddle up gimli i shall have to try to find the relic of turn ugly this stinks
Anonymous No.941644001 [Report]
>>941643879
Uhm bro idk the force was like switch durf
Anonymous No.941644028 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644040 [Report] >>941644177 >>941644255
>>941643948
You said you fucked her in the ass, clearly that means you’re gay.

Everyone knows if you prefer to fuck a womans ass you’d actually want to fuck a guys hairy ass.

Anal fetishes are just stalling tactics
cheap distraction techniques
like a little boy at the school talent show
with his amateur magician routine
using cheap misdirection techniques

"look at the fetish, and not at my fear of intimacy"
Anonymous No.941644055 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644064 [Report] >>941644119
>>941643903

I guess you were unaware I married a lipstick lesbian?

she hadn't been with another guy for 11 years...

she had grown disgusted with men, how stupid and vulgar and primal we can be

she was exclusively fucking college girls in Northern California, and I've seen photographs, and I met one of her ex-girlfriends...

THEY WERE HOT...
trust me, my wife got more pussy than you'll ever get in your entire life

100% true

And here's the important part:
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TAUGHT ME THE TRUTH ABOUT FETISHES

AND ANOTHER ONE FELL IN LOVE WITH ME WHEN SHE SAW ME EXPLAINING THE TRUTH ABOUT FETISHES

isn't that interesting?

two different women having sex with me
One of them was a psychiatrist who explained the truth about fetish psychology


And another one was a lesbian who decided to travel hundreds of miles to suck my dick when she saw me explaining what Allison taught me in my twenties

MEANWHILE, YOU CONTINUE PRETENDING THAT FEET HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH SEX

lol

I guess you fail to see the humor?
Anonymous No.941644079 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644084 [Report]
>>941643948
AI images of your wife’s face and feet loading……
Anonymous No.941644114 [Report] >>941644146
Anonymous No.941644119 [Report] >>941644275
>>941644064
Bro, just give it up. No one believes you
Anonymous No.941644146 [Report]
>>941644114
Nice holes and soles but you posted this twice retard>>941643964

Don’t ruin the thread
Anonymous No.941644177 [Report] >>941644261
>>941644040

thank you for proving the reason you don't have a girlfriend

You're not capable of an equilateral relationship with an adult woman

You're too busy dealing with unresolved repressed feelings of homosexuality

You're too busy questioning exactly which side you're on, heterosexuality or a diseased petri dish

any man who thinks anal sex with a woman constitutes being gay is obviously dealing with unresolved repressed issues in his head

AND NOW WE KNOW WHY YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY

YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN

THAT'S WHY YOU USE THE FAKE FETISH BULLSHIT

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU GRAVITATE TO THE CONTRIVED BULLSHIT OF FETISH PSYCHOLOGY

hahahahahahahaha!!

(You don't realize anal sex makes women have multiple rapid fire orgasms, because you're not man enough to achieve an erection for a vagina, so the little boy talks about feet, pretending as if he's sexually elite

lol

You actually avoid sex because you're afraid

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU AVOID SEX

YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES
AND YOU'RE AFRAID
But you're completely comfortable discussing your penis and masturbation with OTHER MEN ONLINE

little to no experience with women, but always more than happy to discuss your ejaculation with other men
Anonymous No.941644255 [Report]
>>941644040
Sick projection, bro.
Anonymous No.941644261 [Report] >>941644411 >>941644604
>>941644177
Anal sex is gay, your wife looks a lot like a man too. Plus she knew you were gay too, hence she wanted it in her ass and not pussy.

Your wife clearly wants a Tyrone in her life and she got stuck with a Timmy
Anonymous No.941644275 [Report] >>941644404
>>941644119

AGAIN: YOU AVOID SEX BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FEAR OF INTIMACY

That's exactly why you gravitate to the unoriginal foot fag bullshit

It was just a convenient if not completely unoriginal option for you to spray paint yourself with, when looking for a way to avoid the hypothetical possibility of eventual sex

It's not like you ever have an opportunity to get laid

But just in case
You had a cheesy unoriginal fetish waiting

a distraction technique

a stalling tactic

Just in case the possibility of sex ever pops up somehow

YOU WOULD DISTRACT WITH FEET

got it. thanks for sharing
Anonymous No.941644314 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644404 [Report]
>>941644275
Your wife wanted DeSean and Tyrone but settled for Derek and Timmy
Anonymous No.941644411 [Report] >>941644468 >>941644511
>>941644261
lol hahahaha

AGAIN: NO WOMAN WILL LET YOU TOUCH HER


But just in case....
You've got a fetish ready

Just in case it ever happens....
You are prepared to distract with FEET

BECAUSE YOU ARE ASEXUAL

BECAUSE YOU AVOID INTIMACY

lol And you're obviously a repressed homosexual, because any man who thinks fucking a woman in her ass constitutes homosexuality OBVIOUSLY has no experience with women, whatsoever, and OBVIOUSLY questions his own sexuality

see how easy that was?

see how easy it was, sissy boy?

LONELY SISSY BOY...
AND HIS PREDICTABLE CLICHE FETISH

The man who avoids pussy at all costs

Even after being vivisected in front of all of his imaginary friends today

THE LONELY ASEXUAL EXCUSE-MAKING CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL
Anonymous No.941644468 [Report]
>>941644411
>me when I’m schizo
Anonymous No.941644487 [Report] >>941644521 >>941644596
AND WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE TRUTH:

The best they can possibly muster is 'she looks like a man and she wants to fuck niggers'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AGAIN:
My wife had written off all men forever...
until she happened to stumble into a thread about FETISHES

And she watched me make a fool out of everybody in that thread

the same way I'm doing to you guys right now

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I GOT MY WIFE

"THIS"..... DOING EXACTLY "THIS"

making fool out of asexual men
Anonymous No.941644493 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644508 [Report]
>>941642985
>liking women and their body parts means you have a fear of intimiacy/are asexual.
poor quality bait.
do better.
sincerely, a titfag
Anonymous No.941644511 [Report]
>>941644411
Anonymous No.941644521 [Report]
>>941644487
That is pretty gay tbh lol, men’s bodies are on your mind a lot. I guess you wanted Tyrone
Anonymous No.941644527 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644571 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644596 [Report] >>941644675
>>941644487
I hope you get the help you so obviously need. Take care.
Anonymous No.941644602 [Report]
Anonymous No.941644604 [Report] >>941644638 >>941644685
>>941644261

YOU'VE NEVER MADE A WOMAN ORGASM™

obviously............. DUUHHHH


LOL DUHHHHHHHH

That's why you don't realize women love getting fucked in the ass because it makes them have EMOTIONAL ORGASMS

completely different than PHYSICAL ORGASMS

because physical orgasms are caused by the stimulation of the clitoris

whereas the EMOTIONAL ORGASM is a psychological orgasm, much more overpowering than a physical orgasm, because IT TURNS THEM ON TO GET TREATED SO RUDELY

But you wouldn't know that....
there's no way you could possibly know

no woman will give you an opportunity
And if she did
You would start rubbing her feet instead

ANAL SEX MAKES WOMEN HAVE MULTIPLE RAPID FIRE ORGASMS

one after another after another
over and over
In rapid succession
THAT'S WHY WOMEN LOVE ANAL SEX

It gives them a much much better orgasm

But you're not in the business of orgasms

You are in the business of AVOIDANCE

YOU AVOID SEX
YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN
And you've got every reason to be terrified of them, because it's way too late for you to ever catch up and be an equal

That ship sailed a long time ago.
there's no way you can catch up at this point. You will always be an inexperienced child in their eyes

which makes you avoid them even more

LOL AT YOUR FAKE FOOT FETISH
NOBODY HAS SEX WITH YOU
AND NO WOMAN WILL LET YOU TOUCH HER FEET
Anonymous No.941644638 [Report] >>941644727
>>941644604
The anal opening is not a sexual body part. It is for the bodily function of waste elimination.

You have an anal fetish.
Anonymous No.941644675 [Report]
>>941644596

AGAIN: there's a reason why you can't tell me your girlfriend's first name.. You don't have one

there is no girlfriend.. You're not particularly attracted to women

You're much more comfortable discussing sex with other men

and in fact, you have actually masturbated with other men online, under the false pretense of being heterosexuals

"Tell me what you would do to her while I'm jacking my dick" = HOMOSEXUALITY

The real fact of the matter is simple:
YOU'RE ACTUALLY MORE HOMOSEXUAL THAN YOU ARE ASEXUAL

It's simply sexuality with FEMALES that you avoid

But you never avoid mutual masturbation with other men online

YOU'RE GAY

Why don't you just admit that you're actually gay?
Anonymous No.941644685 [Report]
>>941644604
Anal sex is fake and gay, you must have a poop fetish.
Anonymous No.941644727 [Report] >>941644756 >>941645095
>>941644638

AGAIN: You've obviously never been with a woman, because you don't know what women like

women enjoy getting fucked in the ass because they like being treated really rudely

women are not interested in you touching their feet

women do not get turned on by you sucking their toes

women do not have orgasms when you worship their feet

WOMEN ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN, NOT A SCARED LITTLE BOY WITH AVOIDANCE DISORDER

YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF GIVING A WOMAN AN ORGASM

when you were young you experienced fear of abandonment for some reason, and now you live with a distrust, a fear of intimacy, based on your inability to trust

BUT YOU'VE GOT NO PROBLEM MASTURBATING WITH OTHER MEN ONLINE
Anonymous No.941644753 [Report] >>941644797 >>941644824
notice the foot fetish bullshit is only there for FEMALES

But you've got no problem masturbating on discord with another man

You've got no problem asking guys online "talk dirty to me while I'm stroking my dick"

You do not avoid sexual conversations with other men

YOU ONLY AVOID THE HYPOTHETICAL POSSIBILITY OF SEX WITH FEMALES

ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?
Anonymous No.941644756 [Report] >>941644825
>>941644727
Do you suck the poop off of your own dick after anal sex?
Anonymous No.941644769 [Report] >>941644797
Just in case a woman ever wants sex YOU ARE PREPARED TO AVOID IT


But you never avoid mutual masturbation with other men online

................INTERESTING
Anonymous No.941644793 [Report]
So prepared to pull a distraction technique out of your hat in case a woman wants sex

BUT SO HAPPY TO MASTURBATE WITH OTHER MEN ONLINE
Anonymous No.941644797 [Report]
>>941644753
>>941644769
You’re making them at night aren’t you Uncle Danny?
Anonymous No.941644824 [Report] >>941644942
>>941644753
Sucks that you suffer from schizophrenia, but you don’t have to make everyone else suffer for your delusions.
Anonymous No.941644825 [Report] >>941644899
>>941644756

dude aren't you little old to be so fucking inexperienced?

It's not like you're an 11-year-old boy anymore

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE BIT OLD TO BE SUCH A NAIVE LITTLE CHILD?

You've never made a woman orgasm in your entire life....

NEVER........

But you've masturbated with other men online many, many times before
Anonymous No.941644899 [Report] >>941644976
>>941644825
>But you've masturbated with other men online many, many times before
How do you know? Were you in these calls too yourself?
Anonymous No.941644942 [Report]
>>941644824
i hope he can come to terms with his foot fetish, he is clearly suffering internally.
the poor lad.
Anonymous No.941644976 [Report] >>941645032
>>941644899

You're not fooling anybody, big guy

everyone knows what you guys do in here

You might be uploading photographs of women, But you're all asking each other to go into DM on discord and masturbate together

or you'll do it right out in the open:
"I'm stroking my dick now. Tell me what you would do to her while I cum"

BUT YOU NEVER HAVE THOSE TYPE CONVERSATIONS WITH WOMEN

IT'S ALWAYS WITH OTHER MEN
Anonymous No.941645006 [Report] >>941645032
"I'M STROKING MY DICK. TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO HER WHILE I JACK MY DICK"

ALWAYS WITH OTHER MEN

none of you have sexual conversations with women

none of you ever tells a woman, "I'm stroking my dick. talk dirty to me while I orgasm"

IT'S ALWAYS WITH OTHER MEN

did you actually think nobody was going to notice?
Anonymous No.941645032 [Report] >>941645114
>>941644976
>>941645006
You don’t answer people honestly, so I ask again, do you suck the poop off of your own dick after anal sex?
Anonymous No.941645054 [Report]
I'm sorry, but there's quite literally no way you can win this argument because every single word I'm saying is 100% accurate

YOU NEVER TELL WOMEN "I'M STROKING MY DICK. TALK DIRTY SO I CAN SHOOT ROPES"

You always have those conversations with other men online

very telling...
Anonymous No.941645095 [Report] >>941645139
>>941644727
He loves the idea of anal sex because it’s the closest he can come to the feeling of having sex with a man, without the social risks and consequences of engaging in actual gay sex.
Anonymous No.941645114 [Report] >>941645165
>>941645032
>You don't answer people honestly

bullshit. name one lie I have told.
seriously...

name even ONE thing I've said that wasn't true and accurate
Anonymous No.941645139 [Report] >>941645201 >>941645229
>>941645095

..... thank you for demonstrating You have all the sexual experience of the average 6-year-old boy

You couldn't have possibly made it any more obvious that you have no experience with women, whatsoever
Anonymous No.941645165 [Report]
>>941645114
Well for starters you don’t answer if you suck the poop off of your own dick after anal sex, and second, that you aren’t gay. Nothing has proven that you are straight
Anonymous No.941645201 [Report] >>941645320
>>941645139
That is so creepy, who even makes that comment. So you are a gay pedofile

No one also mentions kids and sex but you certainly do
Anonymous No.941645229 [Report] >>941645390
>>941645139
why are you talking about young boys like that ? are you a gay pedophile ?
Anonymous No.941645320 [Report] >>941645389
>>941645201
AGAIN: YOU AND THE AVERAGE 6-YEAR-OLD BOY HAVE THE SAME SEXUAL PROWESS

basically, women perceive you as being equal to the average little 6-year-old boy

And you realize this

which is exactly why you avoid women
Anonymous No.941645389 [Report] >>941645409 >>941645447
>>941645320
Creepy af to even think about that, confirmed gay pedo

Still
Avoiding
Questions

Do
You
Suck
The
Poop
Off
Of
Your
Dick
After
Anal
Sex?
Anonymous No.941645390 [Report] >>941645414 >>941645450
>>941645229

You avoid women because you realize they see a scared inexperienced boy hiding behind your eyes

exactly why you have a distraction technique waiting, in the unlikely event that a woman would ever want sex with you

Just in case, you have your little UNORIGINAL CONTRIVED FOOT FAGSHOW at the ready....

a pre-planned distraction technique to avoid sex at all costs

UNLESS IT'S MASTURBATION WITH ANOTHER MAN ONLINE, IN WHICH CASE ANYTHING GOES

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DISTRACTION TECHNIQUES WHEN IT COMES TO MASTURBATING WITH OTHER MEN ONLINE

YOU DON'T AVOID HOMOSEXUAL ENCOUNTERS ONLINE WITH OTHER MEN

You only avoid the unlikely hypothetical possibility of sex with a female
Anonymous No.941645409 [Report] >>941645441
>>941645389

YOU REALIZE WOMEN SEE A SCARED LITTLE CHILD HIDING IN YOUR EYES

THE SCARED INEXPERIENCED SHELTERED LITTLE BOY

But you don't use avoidance tactics when it comes to mutual masturbation with other men online

You only use the distraction techniques when it comes to FEMALES
Anonymous No.941645414 [Report] >>941645466
>>941645390
Spoken like a closeted republican gay man
Anonymous No.941645441 [Report]
>>941645409
Do you like to suck the poop off your dick after anal sex? Answer the question, yes or no
Anonymous No.941645447 [Report] >>941645520
>>941645389

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING:

You have ABSOLUTELY ZERO sexual experience with women, whatsoever

But you have engaged in MUTUAL MASTURBATION WITH OTHER MEN online multiple times

I guess it speaks for itself?
Anonymous No.941645450 [Report] >>941645529
>>941645390
Here’s a new foot thread for you to harass and ruin:
>>>/s/22306213
Anonymous No.941645466 [Report] >>941645520
>>941645414

And that goes to show how painfully talentless you are when it comes to observational skills
Anonymous No.941645520 [Report] >>941645549
>>941645447
>>941645466
Do you suck the poop off of your own dick after anal sex, yes or no?

Answer the question rabbi
Anonymous No.941645529 [Report] >>941645608
>>941645450
no sir. I'm about to roll a joint and listen to some music. I was done with this thread, anyway

But I had a good time teaching you the truth about fetishes today

And of course, just like the psychiatrist Allison told me almost 40 years ago:
"OF COURSE THEY WILL ALWAYS DENY IT"

....................of course

duhhhhhh
I never expected any of you to be big enough to just be honest with yourselves

being honest with yourself has never been your specialty

anyway.. I had a lot of fun today!
>>941612782 (OP)
thanks for inviting me
Anonymous No.941645549 [Report]
>>941645520
He says he never lies, yet he refuses to answer “no” to this question… Can only mean one thing.
Anonymous No.941645608 [Report]
>>941645529
>me when I’m a gay pedo schizo that sucks poop off of my own cock after anal sex
Anonymous No.941647207 [Report]
>someone took the bait again
Anonymous No.941647449 [Report] >>941649037
>>941621209
holy fuck that's hot
when you call does she just know that's what it's for?
does she count you down or anything?
Anonymous No.941648952 [Report]
>>941619957
Hell yeah
Anonymous No.941649037 [Report]
>>941647449
Yeah my camera is always on, she’s watching lol