Thread 941923424

How can I escape the matrix?

By grabbing a chair and a rope

>>941923935
Lol

>>941923424 (OP)
You know a nice schizo girl like you could go find someone nice or something. Wasting away on /b/ might not be for you.

>>941923971
It's not just amusing, it's the core of the only correct answer. If you want out, suicide is the only fast way. All others involves waiting for the end.
>>941923424 (OP)
If you only want to be partly escaped without dying, there are ways. Not the easy path, though, but easier than dying.

>>941926666
Your post and quads made my day ;)

>>941926823
I'll wait for the end

>>941926907
>I'll wait
So whatever matrix-pain you're feeling isn't that bad.
What, specifically, do you want to escape? Really, be specific. Generic bullshit isn't useful in this kind of conversation; it's a way of deflecting.

>>941923424 (OP)
>>941926907
PUTA
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>>941926907
Thanks for checking them, but for real this place sucks. It's all glowies, faggots, and shills mostly. Let me know if you make it out of the matrix. This world is fake and gay.

God got me out of it
I went back, so i can get out on my own with the help of God.