>>941933176 (OP)
true dat:
every fucking Halloween is melancholy for me, ever since my best friend got murdered on Halloween.
It was a teenage nigger that murdered him, on Halloween night, and Halloween has never been the same to me ever since. but still, I always try to keep an optimistic attitude about holidays...
(notice I mentioned the word "endure" earlier, instead of "enjoy", because we all know holidays are notorious for making people sad, feeling lonelier than ever before, more often than not...)
especially these days
"ITS wwwWITCHCRAFT!"
(here's the behind the scenes story: while Elvis was away in the army, Frank Sinatra had been bad-mouthing him in public interviews, saying Elvis was a flash in the pan, etc etc.. So when Ellis got out of the army, Colonel Tom made Frank Sinatra kiss Elvis Presley's ass by doing a "FRANK SINATRA WELCOMES ELVIS BACK FROM THE ARMY" variety show.,)
But not only was Frank Sinatra being made to bow down to Elvis, but ELVIS WAS ALSO FUCKING JULIET PROWSE, FRANK SINATRA'S GIRLFRIEND...
and as if that wasn't already enough, it turns out ELVIS WAS ALSO FUCKING NANCY SINATRA!
lol That's the story... Elvis was fucking Frank's girlfriend AND Frank's daughter... Nancy Sinatra, and having to bow down and kiss Elvis Presley's ass on live television... lol
Elvis was quite literally TRIPLE-CUCKING Frank Sinatra, getting payback for Sinatra talking shit about Elvis while he was away in the army
https://youtu.be/4BHkvkkIzlo?si=S7hk45DPBrh7SuPm
(.... it's witchcraft)