Thread 941946190

>am getting sloshed either way
1. Play Dead Space 2 on modded BC PS3?
2. watch "In the Mouth of Madness" by John Carpenter

>>941946190 (OP)
Throw a coin, and whichever one you "wish" to be chosen in the toss is what you should do.

>>941946190 (OP)
3. Spread my butthole and post pictures of it in this thread

>>941946377
Dubs command OP to do it

>>941946377
You gotta spread that ass, motherfucker !

>>941946190 (OP)
sloshed = alcohol

alcohol is the stupidest sloppiest shittiest lowest IQ white trash and nigger drug of choice

It's complete fucking garbage
It makes everybody
THE WORST VERSION OF THEMSELVES

So it's just playing video games or watching a movie?

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

>>941946190 (OP)

So instead of laying groundwork this past 5 days, you just sat on your ass...

And here you are still no girlfriend

You never even try, do you?
So your content playing little children's video games and watching stupid movies?

and watching pornography and masturbating

or probably those stupid fucking anime cartoons as well?

>>941946190 (OP)
And you've literally painted your life into a corner, where if it's not video games or staring at your computer, you'd be lost

AND YOU ARE DETERMINED TO DRINK ALCOHOL

YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BECOME THE WORST VERSION OF YOURSELF

YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BECOME UNCOOL TONIGHT

YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BECOME A SLOPPY STUPID ANNOYING EMBARRASSING VERSION OF YOURSELF

You're making a lot of great choices

>>941946558
Lol. Nigger

DS2 with rectal jigglers inserted.

>>941946190 (OP)

It's amazing You don't have a hot girlfriend who's dressing up cute like cat girl or something

You would be all proud of her

But you're not

It's just you and that stupid gaming controller

>>941946687
Whaaaaat the hell

>>941946714
This dude is silly as hell. Lol

>>941946684

...... says the literal white trash nigger who drinks alcohol

ALCOHOL IS FOR STUPID NIGGERS

You just don't have the balls to do real drugs, So you stay in your little safety zone with alcohol

lol

terrified of getting high on real drugs

terrified of asking of women out on dates

You could have had a girlfriend by now
But you haven't asked any women out
You haven't introduced yourself to anybody

You just sit there masturbating like a bitch

GO DRINK SOME MORE ALCOHOL YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

>>941946751
I had to go out shopping and grab a few things, and I saw a couple young couples at the grocery store, the girls were all dressed up

oddly enough neither guy was wearing a costume, But both of the girls were dressed up

One was really cute wearing a little cat girl outfit.. like I said, You can tell those guys were both proud

I mean shit.... they both had hot little pieces of ass for Halloween4g0rn4

>>941946190 (OP)

if I get dubs you kill yourself

>>941946558
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>>941946786
Lol damn son. I know you're either trolling or larping but its bold AF of you to assume some shit. I've been married (spoiler alert - juice isn't worth the squeeze), have a college degree & 71k salary, less than 10% body fat, and have worked my ass of the last 10 years to have the free time to either play video games or watch movies on a night where there is literally NOTHING going on in the world that would interest me. LOL FFS.

>and for the record, it's not my fault you can't handle your liquor. I chill harder than most people party. I can spend all night with the bong in one hand and the bottle in the other and still run circles around your ass lol. Get fucked. Nice bait, though. ;)

like I said, they're not going to come kicking your door down begging you to please put down the gaming controller and marry them

You're going to have to go out there and lay a little initial groundwork...

If you had introduced yourself to a chick on Monday or Tuesday, right now she would be getting dressed up in a Halloween costume in your bathroom right now

But you just sat there playing video games instead.. I don't get it...

>>941946951

I didn't stutter and I didn't ask any questions...

AGAIN: alcohol is the drug of choice for stupid niggers and white trash, and video games turned you into a fucking faggot

kek I'm fuckin dead thanks for the good laughs at least /b/

>>941947151
>I didn't stutter and I didn't ask any questions...
My bad tough guy. Well since you didn't ask -I make old fashioned's with Johnny Walker Black label, St. Germaine Elderflower liquor, and Angostura orange bitters. Birthday cake brand marijuana flower with 27.7% THC & 4 terps. Would highly recommend all.

>>941946190 (OP)
Post some dookdook