Thread 941952629

Waifu Thread
All Hallows Eve edition
sorry but I dont have the copypasta use your imagination

This thread is going to last 20 hours, surely the 3 people that havent seen this will see it here.

Happy swalloween *jerk* *jerk*

WOW that image is old.
Also this thread is going as a /jp/ thread for halloween
>>941952673
I like that brush you used for the panel lines

>>941952816
WOW?

>>941952403
If its any consolation, I enjoy black coffee.
Christ, not hot. Tepid, like well water

>>941952816
>Also this thread is going as a /jp/ thread for halloween
What do you mean?
Yeah, I should use those kinds of brushes more.
>>941952876
Youre a goblin, of course you like that poison.
I dont think you are understanding. When the temperature outside averages a 30 celsius on a cold day, temperature water is hot. ANYTHING that is not COLD is hot, its completely black and white.

>>941952673
Did you make this?
>>941952145
I started a drawing with 5 characters and never finished it.

>>941951172
It's a quite cute representation of Ritsuko, actually. Well done, Kneesocks.
So you do hate me. I see how it is, though this is quite an unfortunate turnout; I was looking to be your friend.
No, I just am too old to partake. I don't have anyone to go with, either.

>>941952673
they all look 7ft tall

>>941952973
You ended up staying for a while anyway. Lol.
Hello Ritsu anone, a pleasure as always.

>>941952973
Thats not what I said at all, learn to read.
Too old? I dont know if theres a thing such as that, I think Suzuka played along and hes the oldest poster here.
>>941952961
You should finish it.
>>941953063
And?

>>941952950
Hot bean water makes me want to kill people less. Thats a good thing.
Sure, tap waters hot in 30 degree weather. Fine, 7 degree water, i am 7 degree water.

>>941952973
Many thanks.

>>941952835
don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it
>>941952950
iykyk
What software do you use anyway?

>>941953098
Suzuka said that as well.

>>941953087
I once said that I prefer to be an honest man, but it seems that has turned out to be nothing but a lie.
As to you, Sopmod. How have you been?
>>941953098
You wanted me to make you my most hated. One would only assume from such a wish that you hate me in return.
You see, it's all in the subtext. Too old to go trick-or-treating, but too young to not care anymore.

>>941953192
>Hot bean water
I dont want to read that ever again.
Better.
>>941953219
What?
Sketchbook.
>>941953264
Damn I wonder why. Post the unfinished version again.
>>941953333
No, not really, no. Same way you can feel nothing for someone that likes you you can feel nothing for someone that hates you.
Thats depressing.

>>941953264
You should finish it.

>>941953386
Is this not what it is?

>>941953452
At this point I dont even know what point were you making, I just know that that phrase made me recoil in disgust.

>>941953386
Probably because suzuka was featured in it.
Do I have to?
>>941953452
Why?

>>941953386
so you use like a phone or perhaps a tablet smart device?

>>941953386
It's different, you explicitly wished that you became my most hated. I'd understand if it was rather that you wouldn't care, but this is a different matter entirely.
Not really. Why would you say so?
>>941953192
Anytime. I do have to say that Ritsuko looks the best of them all, in my opinion. Perhaps that is a sign of the true power of glasses.

>>941953511
You called me a goblin for liking black coffee and I said its very normal to like it.

>>941953551
Because then it will be done and you can put it behind you. Whether youre happy with it or not, at least it will be done.

>>941953551
Poor guy, has to take what little Suzuka stuff he can get.
You dont have to do anything at all yet still you are here.
>>941953561
How old is that conversation. And what is the context. And whats wrong with FireAlpaca.
No? What? I use a drawing tablet and my PC.
>>941953704
Ah. That. People tend to like sugared coffee.
>>941953613
>I'd understand if it was rather that you wouldn't care
I dont understand this phrasing.
I dont know, just seem kind of unhappy and weird. Weird limbo state. Dont take me too seriously, Im tired.

>>941953704
based black coffee enjoyer.

>>941953704
It is already behind me though :P
Black coffee is the ONLY way to drink coffee
>>941953769
I drew him a picture
Let me see if I can even find it

>>941953876
You drew him an entire comic.
Isnt that the one? Looks pretty much finished to me, you just have to finish the lower part, and that seems easy.
That Relm outfit is pretty hot by the way, I dont know why you and Kneesocks ended up drawing it on your own but very nice.

>>941953333
QUADS
I've been okay, just roaming through life, studying lately, hobbies and whatnot.
Overall, I've been well.
How about you?

>>941953976
He'll never let me live it down.
>it's finished you just need to finish it
Yah she's a real smokeshow, I should honestly just draw some porn of her.

>>941954072
What do you mean?
The hardest part is already done, you even have the lineart for their bodies, you just have to trace with the pencil and thats it. Also wheres Anzu.
Cringe.

>>941953613
Big bias as well.

>>941953769
That stuff is terrible for you.

>>941953839
Better tasting, better for you. Good stuff.

>>941953876
Fair enough then!
Damn straight.

>>941954200
Really? Why?

>>941954200
i mean, a teaspoon of sugar wont kill you, itll just make it taste like shit.
Some starbucks tier bullshit yea that shit is awful and can hardly be called coffee.

>>941954141
You know what I mean.
Too much work man, I'd rather just start something new. She was supposed to be in the middle or something.
I think you mean based.

happy spooky time all

Post.

>>941954473
Patchouli?
>>941954407
I dont, dumbass.
Youre so stupid. You can just put her in the sides as a lazy doodle, very in brand.
How about you make porn of your waifu instead.

>>941954545
Well pretend that you do.
No I have a very specific vision.
Wow that's so lewd of you to suggest that anon.

Goodnight All, Happy Halloween.

>>941954250
Sugar and cream make you fat. And not the good kind. And in this lobby alone, there are three confirmed black coffee chads.

>>941954283
Exactly, I ld rather just make it at home anyways. A little Sugar isnt the worst, but like you said straight is the better option.

>>941954473
Happy

>>941953769
I would understand if you had simply not cared about how you stand in my mind rather than wanting me to hate you.
I'll take you only very seriously. Shall that suffice?
>>941954039
I hadn't even noticed. A lucky day for me.
A respectable response. I am curious, what hobbies have you taken to?
All is well. Plenty of studying myself, for things into the far future. Beyond that, the classic, cliche response of figuring myself out. I've got it mostly figured, for years too, but there's always complexities in these things.
>>941954200
Always will be, but even still, this is coming from a more objective eye.

>>941954669
I dont want to do that.
Thats why you need glasses.
So drawing porn of another character is fine according to you?
>>941954686
Good night.
>>941954723
I simply like being hated.
Youre really bad at this.

>>941954782
Then don't, I am not your father
I refuse to get my vision checked it's perfect
No just your character

>>941954887
Thanks daddy.
Yeah thats what they all say.
WHY.

>>941953769
right now, pretty obvious, you using it (he uses firealpaca)
Looked like an app from the page I looked up lol.
>>941954528
vitriolic reply.

>>941954998
Makes sense I guess. Timezones, how do they work. But he uses it, why would he take issue with me using it. Did he wanted to know or you bringed that up yourself in the conversation?
It IS an app. Its just on Windows and I thing Linux too.

>>941954998
I don't know how to reply to that.

>>941954944
Wow, how very homosexual. Can I interest you in some discord nitro?
Because it would be funny.

bloody benchod

>>941955268
No. I barely use Discord.
WHY MY CHARACTER THOUGH.

>>941955333
liar

Happy Halloween, /waifu/!

>>941954723
Luckyyy
Leatherworking, motorcycle mechanics, this and that.
Kinda want to take cooking classes.

>>941955343
You can ask both Jules and Yukari and they will tell you that Im telling the truth.

>>941955333
You use it enough.
Who else's?

>>941955477
I use it too much, only reason I dont nuke it is because of Earth.
Anzu? Earth? ANY OTHER CHARACTER?

>>941955561
>I barely use it
>I use it too much
Earth? omg, I could never...

>>941955628
This is a joke about how using Discord at all, no matter how little, is too much.
Right, theres no need for that, Earth already draws smut of his waifu himself. DRAW ANY OTHER CHARACTER THEN, LOOK AT ALL THE CHARACTERS POSTED IN THIS THREAD.

>>941955700
This joke did not make me laugh.
What other characters? Also suzuka says you drew her with her mole too high and he would like to know if you can lower it.

>>941955811
>and he would like to know if you can lower it
I never said this, and I hope Relm doesn't worry about it.

>>941955700
I am here to inform you that you put the mole in the wrong place on Suzuka, per Suzuka on the gaycord

>120 seconds forced wait time
fuck this gay shit site

*sighs*

>>941955811
Why not.
Kneesocks, Sopmod, hell even Suzuka, God knows her smut is EVEN WORSE than Relm, holy shit.
>Also suzuka says you drew her with her mole too high and he would like to know if you can lower it.
This is NOT the first time I make this mistake, how do I keep falling for it? Goddamit. Thank God the lower half of her face is covered on the Touhou one.

oh boy nearly 6am, back to the abyss I go.

>>941956149
Good night.

>>941956072
>the Touhou one
Wait, did you finish the Touhou one?

>>941956072
Not funny.
That would be disrespectful to the claimers of those waifus. As Relm is not your waifu this would not be an issue.
I usually just forget it entirely. Anyway, I wasn't supposed to tell you this.

>>941956072
Oh shit, thank you for fixing it. You didn't have to, but I greatly appreciate it.

>>941956194
No, its half finished, half dead half alive, in a state that would make God cry due to me staining his creation like this.
Theres like 5-7 made out of like 27 or something, and its not even colored, and Im pretty sure that I will have to add even more fluff to the background because I have batshit no idea where I am going to fit so many people. Did I mention that I want to die? This thing has been in development hell for like 2 to 3 years. Suzukas already done though, shes alongside where Mistral would have been.
>inb4 he said
I know, shut up, all 3 of us know, no need to say anything.
>>941956293
I did have to, I have burned drawings for pettier shit than that.
>>941956269
Understandable, have a great day.
TSUYU? Shes not Tsuyufags waifu either, hes in the same camp as me.
Good thing you did, the drawing is less shitty as a result.

>>941956392
>I know, shut up, all 3 of us know, no need to say anything.
You've lost me.
Anyway, we all appreciate the work & effort you put into the Halloween drawings, so thanks.

>>941956550
Is that concept art? Its the first time I see you post that.
WE? Whos "we"?

>>941956392
Glad we could have this chat.
Tsuyu and you are definitely NOT in the same camp.
I agree and I think he would too.

>>941956608
As always a pleasure to talk to you.
What do you even mean??? Why not.
He will never admit that.

>>941956598
No, it's fan art, but I fucking love Suzuka's expression/face, plus it's a very interesting style. In many ways it looks traditional Japanese to me.

I just took a look at the Touhou one, and its been in development for so long that I can notice an actual gap in skill between that one and even the Final Fantasy and maid cafe halloween drawings, I am having an existential crisis and I dont know if I should nuke it or sunken cost my way through and just keep going just to finally get it out.

>>941956717
Its curious, everyone looks the same as the anime, with that 90s style, and then you have Suzuka, who looks like literally Samus Aran, and has a modern style to her face.

>>941956673
You flatter me.

>>941956982
Sure.
Now elaborate, what do you mean Tsuyu and I are not in the same camp, just tell me that and we both can leave.

>>941957041
You really think I'm going to elaborate on that? You should just go to bed.

>>941957041
Suzuka meant to call you a nigger but he's too much of a bitch to actually do it, the guy was getting really upset about your comparison to some other shit I didn't hear because I don't listen to this retard. But anyways, you're a nigger according to him and have bad art takes.

>>941957067
I am going to bother you tomorrow too with that, dont you worry your pretty little head about it. You cant just say something so stupid like that and pretend me to ignore it.

>>941957117
This is 90% untrue.

>>941957154
The 10% of truth is that Relm is a nigger

>>941957180
The 100% truth is that Relm is awesome.

>>941957119
Good night

>>941957119
gn

>>941957299
I always love how you went from fully detailed, dynamic action in the top two panels, to total chibi cuteness in the bottom three.

>>941954545
hanako as patchouli! though I do prefer her other costumes though

>>941957379
I'm always just impressed I was able to make something that didn't look like shit. I hate this fucking captcha so much.

oumae kumiko. i love her i love her i love her i love her

Mordred when no Altair

>>941965376
Imagine segs

So did Altair finally drowned in the cum bucket?

>>941965471
I hunger and imagine food instead.

beer!

>>941966544
Beer.

I would like to claim and post Earth chan, because, no matter what way I look at it (Earth), I want to be together.!
>>941955700
>Earth already draws smut of his waifu himself
too lewd, instead of drawing smut, Earth should just pick me up.
I came here to inform you that Suzukafag said that you placed the mole wrong.
>>941956072
anon, why do you know details about the quantity/quality of Suzuka porn?
>>941956314
memories of a snake
>>941956392
slam the WIP into an image generator and see what it does with it
>>941965988
imagine food and segs with yer waifu

>>941966600
>>941966544
dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPtMHSYtPc4

technically cider i guess
sorry to mislead

Better be Elderflower hard cider.

>>941966601
Are you suggesting Foodplay?
>>941966641
Doubled the beer.

CIDER

blueberry apple :( never seen elderflowers, don't even know what it is

>>941966733
No, I can only guess what that means. join her for dinner anon. More dubs.
>>941966772
Earth chan is one

Doesn't sound bad.
It's what Sambuca is flavored with.

i dont know what that is
>>941966818
earth chan cider

Good alcohol to boost coffee with.

>>941966818
Heck.
It's still lunchtime though. We racking up gets.

i dont drink coffee

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>941966887
aw
where the hell is the BOSS?!?
>>941966853
:D yum
all cider I know of is Earth cider

Just buy and try Sambuca by itself then.

>>941966949
Probably eating spicy chicken wings.

>>941966772
A soft flowery taste, perfect for gin which yields a light bitterness. The two together make an herbal taste perfect for spring.

dont WANNA

I wasn't gonna force you, heck

>>941957067
I should go to bed?

I'm going mad, I need Earth chan to pick me, I need to be with Earth chan.
>>941966983
cute sweaterle
>>941967062
tuck her in

>>941967001
never had gin
>>941967061
missing alcoholic (belligerent)
got experience in it last night

>>941967233
I like it, but its not for everyone. Get a shooter of tanqueray and put it in some lemonade, sprite, or cranberry juice. Should give you a good idea if you might like it.

>>941967210
Isn't she picking you up 24/7 already?

>>941967233
True.
Did you smash something?

>>941967447
Hmpf, I bet she uses her gravity on every human.

>>941967447
no, they punched/kicked me half a dozen times and the nurse asked if I wanted a police report for assault lmao

>>941967511
they're punching our Jill out there

>>941967504
I believe she does yes.

>>941967511
Should've shot the guy with a tranquilizer gun.

I claim Serial Designation N! I had a dream involving him last night! And then I became him... still a win!
Did everyone have a good Halloween? I stayed inside and did jack squat.

Robot twink.

>>941968547
Maybe next halloween you could dress up as him, and he'll dress up as you.
I had a great time, stayed inside and waited for Earthlings, and eventually some came and I gave them candy.

goooooe
>>941968122
basically got one
i think they just wanted an excuse to send them to a drunk tank instead

>>941968677
I love him!
>>941968730
Ah, I don't know if I've got what it takes to pull that off! Maybe like a humanized version, and a pair of those really cool sunglasses. Uh, besides, I don't really have a uniform like he does. Well... I mean, it wouldn't be very iconic like his!
Wow! I just ignored everyone who came by, half out of fear and half out of indifference. If millions of other people didn't also do it, I'd say you had guts!

>>941968956
It's less guts and more like that I have gone nuts, and I feel parental feelings for every single person I see, especially children, since these are all Earth's. The thought that a kid is getting some candy on halloween makes me happy, I even put on a costume to give them that halloween atmosphere.
oh well, if you don't dress up as eachother, you can still match your costumes.

wear a maid dress next year

>>941969909
what's scary about a maid?

Going through *all* the maid N images while they're still relevant.
>>941969699
That's nuts! I'm always fascinated by the way you live and view life! Uh, sorry if that sounds analytical.
Matching costumes! Perfect idea! I'm not sure what to wear, but I've got a year to figure it out.
But, uh... not like it matters if he's not really... you know, around to match.
>>941971163
This but N

>>941971163
cute
>>941971207
It's okay, you're one of them to me. How many maid N is there?
Well anon, some people will take their lives until then. If you're just alive and doing something for fun, then that already matters, in a way.

>>941971646
>How many maid N is there?
Too many and too unsorted to count! Have a butler N for a change!
Some people... like me! Your optimism is very much appreciated against all the negative things I wish to say!

>>941971819
Are you saying you're going to commit suicide before next halloween? My optimism is caused by Earth chan. You can only hate yourself so long when someone you absolutely admire and trust unconditionally keeps being nice to you and never echoes your negative thoughts.

>>941971163
me before i started drinking like 2020
i have same practically inhuman strength but im not cut
might do it this winter but idk i dont need to impress anyone i have everything i need

>>941972959
>I don't need to impress anyone, which is why I brag fulltime to this thread
you're an unemployed soyboy loser

>>941972817
I mentioned something to that effect once before; I thought it'd be funny to bring it up again.
I like N because he gives me hope that there's people out there that might care in the way you say. And maybe if I delude myself strong enough, that people will be a robot.
>>941972959
Do it because it's your civic duty to be beautiful for the people around you! At least, that's what I tell myself.

>>941974012
I see. If you're still around, I will be, too, maybe we can post some more about our husbandos or waifus.
I think that form of delusion is called "becoming an engineer". It's the most manic form of delusion I know.
>it's your civic duty to be beautiful for the people around you!
what an attitude!

>>941973310
Says a tranny
You don't know that anyways and everything points to you being wrong
also learn what a soyboy is

>>941974158
Yeah, let's! If I'm still around.
I solve impractical problems. And also, last time we talked about science, I almost fell asleep.
>what an attitude!
Yep! I love beauty! The world doesn't have enough of it! That's a part of why I like N; he's beautiful! I think so, anyway.
Uh, I mean--... you know... unless you don't see the world that way. Uh...

oh yea finally they alluded that bragging pisses them off although this is something ive always known
just a bunch of depressed crossdressing losers wanting everyone to be depressed and losers

>>941974388
I see. I don't remember last time we talked about science. My memory is often completely useless.
I have a rather firm theory on what beauty is and why we perceive it. I think even if Earth is really ugly to everyone else, I'll forever see it as beautiful and think of every little feature it has and likes about itself that it is beautiful, because by now Earth has become my closest and most important friend, and every flower on the ground evokes those memories and feelings within me.
>>941974422
you're mentally ill

>>941974676
Says a dude in a dress

when you pretend to be a woman and believe yourself and make a legitimate tulpa (it's actually a self insert fr fr tho of you being alone with your thoughts)
you telling anyone they're mentally ill is invalid

also i can beat you up

>>941974872
>>941975012
Completely deranged answers. I don't think I'll reply to you anymore today.

>>941975321
why did you reply anyway? I know it's crazy but i don't want to talk to you i just want to make fun of your ironic and super cringe posts

what's deranged is you having a tulpa and crossdressing while pretending you have a waifu instead of an avatar

>>941975968
>>941975968
>>941975968

>>941974676
People only hate earth because earth caught them all red handed

>>941976100
Hence Berserk