Thread 941955082

What the hell /b/. I buy ALL this candy and I only get 5 kids. What do kids not like coming to the gay house? Just because I am gay doesn't mean my candy will make them gay.

I saw a bunch of kids just skip my house. I bet its because I'm gay.

Well fuck 'em. Candy is for me I guess.

How was your Halloween?

>>941955433
No

>>941955082 (OP)
Quit being gay. Problem sovled.

>>941955635
I guess I'll have to try that next year.

>>941955082 (OP)
Kids don’t take candy from gay strangers. This is known globally. If you were trans, that’d be ok. Especially if you dilate your man-made “pussy” with a Snickers bar before you give it to a kid. This is less widely known.

>>941955082 (OP)
One thing that always struck me is how they started calling those mini-size candy bars the "Fun Size"
Meanwhile I'm all like, "No, bitch, what would actually be 'fun' is to have an actual full size goddamn candy bar instead of whatever the fuck this is!"

>>941956004
Please. Would run away from a trans person if they saw one.

>>941956046
Yeah fuck shrinkflation

>>941955082 (OP)
If I was gay I'd stop by for some candy.

>>941956676
Only gay people eat candy

Happy Halloween
I would love stop by your house and get some candy fren

>>941957927
Me too, I got tons of it. Happy Halloween.

>>941955503
>>941955082 (OP)
This interaction made me lol

"Well fuck 'em."

Is exactly what they are afraid of

>>941955082 (OP)
I got like 12 kids because most don't bother to look past the main drag or slalom between blocks.

2 teens walked past the house but didn't notice because they were on their phones

Multiple groups in cars didn't seem to notice which I attribute to most people having shit eyesight these days.

The rest was because they went to the higher priority areas, which I don't mind, manage your time effectively for max candy or reining your little shitlings

>>941958275
Only Trump and his supporters do that.

I went outside and with the peoples so we can proliferate and continue halloween but I didn't get brely any candy I only participated in the garage horror theme parks. I even looked inside some of the bowls left out but candy dosn't hit the same, nothing looks attractive anymore and when I try my favorites again I was right. It doesn't hit the same. Yes I was drunk but I didn't make a scene

>>941955082 (OP)
It's more likely that they assume you're a bug chaser with lubey shit fingers.

Being a faggot you might know...Do trannies bother with Halloween considering they play dress up daily?

I'm fat

>>941955082 (OP)
Got a couple dozen but def less than last year. Seemed like 60%-75% of last year. Someone mentioned the dodgers game+ being a friday so more corpo events that allow parents whom are lardos to just drop off their kids for 5 min watch from the car and then drive off instead of walking in some neighborhood an hour.

Context -
>House around corner from main drag
>Fuckload of lights and decorations
>Already had tons of kids in past years
>This year had way less for some reason

>>941955082 (OP)
Why did you line it up like that are you OCD, Aspie?

>>941955082 (OP)
Should have handed out nigger dicks. That's what they really want

>>941962264
What is OCD about that?

>>941962348
That is nasty

They all saw your house flagged on the sex offender registry.

>>941962934
My name isn't Trump

>>941955082 (OP)
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>>941955082 (OP)
>OP is a faggot
Wow, very original

>>941955082 (OP)
I'm sorry

but, at least you have plenty of snacks!

>>941955082 (OP)
Go ahead , speak a lil Chinese for em Derek.

I love purple skittles

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>941969695
Skittles are shit ever since green changed from lime to apple.