Thread 941978586

hey 4 chan, im killing myself this month and dont have access to guns. whats the easiest and painless way to do it?

>>941978586 (OP)
why painless? if you're going to die anyway, why not experience as much pain as humanly possible? take some fucking pride in your self-destruction

>>941978586 (OP)
Die of old age, anon.

Best way is to sit on an atom bomb when it goes off but finding one might be difficult

Ask a 10 to dinner.

>>941978586 (OP)
It's November. Your nuts should explode on their own in about eight to ten days.
Just let them.

>>941978586 (OP)
You don't need your own gun to commit suicide with one. Run at a cop brandishing a kitchen knife and screaming like a lunatic.

>>941978792
im being kicked out in 2 months and ive struggled with depression for years. would if i could
>>941979351
im from europe, they would just institucionalice me

>>941979427
Ah a third worlder. No wonder you want to kill yourself.

>>941978586 (OP)
Do Magic Mushrooms. You can order them online or just go to the Netherlands. Your depression will disappear for roughly 6 month. You'll know what it feels like to be normal again and you'll get a strange feeling of higher neuroplasticity for roughly 3 month. Meaning you'll feel like your able to generate and integrate new ideas much more readily than before.

If that fails (it won't magic mushrooms cure depression by binding to the broken serotonin receptors in your brain for month on end) you can do an exit bag. But honestly, I was where you are. Shrooms are like an instant cure. Don't do stupid amounts, just the tourist box of truffles is enough.

>>941978586 (OP)
Addendum because I'm not joking here anon: https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/newsroom/news-releases/2022/02/psilocybin-treatment-for-major-depression-effective-for-up-to-a-year-for-most-patients-study-shows

It's genuinely an honest to god cure.

>>941979766
>>941979922
stop giving me hope, ive already made peace with it, ive been suffering with mental ilness my entire life, i tried to kms when i was 11 nad yet here i am at 27.

i am gonna do it, i just wanna know what pills to take or from what to jump from

>>941979427
>im being kicked out in 2 months and ive struggled with depression for years. would if i could

Same, except I'm not getting kicked out (for now at least).

Just fuck it. Choose to live bro. Or don't. Do it because you have to.

>>941979427
Which European country, my guy?

Life is always the solution. Get different help, try new ways, don’t give up. Think of your child self, your future self, they are going to be thankful that you chose to live!

For you, anon. A lot of us struggle, but the good in life is worth it. https://www.tiktok.com/@bellagiohenrol/video/7566778031377780023

>>941978586 (OP)
ATTENTION SEEKING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE EFFEMINATE MANIPULATING SISSY BOY

You don't have the balls to even cause self-harm, let alone kill yourself

YOU'RE AN ATTENTION-SEEKING BITCH

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CONVERSATIONS

YOU ATTENTION SEEKING LITTLE BITCH

>>941980250
spain
>>941980196
>>941980472
>>941981018
i honestly was especting so much more hate and indiference from /b/ i wasnt ready for kindness

>>941978586 (OP)
FACT: nobody needs advice on how to kill themselves

Google it

YOU MANIPULATE YOUR MOTHER

WE ARE NOT YOUR MOMMY

YOU ARE AN ATTENTION-SEEKING BITCH

>>941979536
All of Europe is third world?

>>941981270

PROOF THAT YOU'RE SIMPLY LONELY AND BORED

YOU JUST WANT A CONVERSATION

AND YOU MENTIONED SUICIDE
BECAUSE YOU ARE A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MANIPULATING EFFEMINATE WEAK SCARED INEXPERIENCED LITTLE ATTENTION SEEKING BITCH

get the fuck off my board, attention seeker

>>941981254
>>941981320
>>941981381
shut up baby

>>941981270
Spain is one of the best countries there is. I would just move to Madrid or Valencia if I were you. Start over, get in shape, understand how easily you can change your life completely.

>>941981381
>get off my board and kys and insults to aomeone considering suicide
>get off my board

>>941978586 (OP)
I used to bang a chick who's dad drank a bottle of antifreeze I'm the back seat of the family sedan. So there is that....