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Sir, I demand satisfaction! You are clearly unaware of the distinction of the person with whom you are dealing. I must insist that you refrain from speaking so condescendingly about our excellence of smoothness. This shall be your final warning.
Your Lordship of Constipation,
I humbly beg forgiveness for this most unfortunate display of existence. May the porcelain upon which you rest be forever blessed.
Your most obedient and loyal servant.
