Thread 942060441

Where's everybody? edish

Mannnnn I walked like a penguin today and my colleagues noticed it. "Do we need to call the domestic abuse hotline". And I just said "It's use, not abuse, teehee UwU". So yeah, reputation is made but I'm happy that I can just freely joke around at work and be happy with my hard working boy who will walk through the door any moment and I WILL violently suck his cock when he is here :3

>>942060705
>Mannnnn I walked like a penguin today
Who could've seen that coming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>So yeah, reputation is made
With your family, your workplace, your neighbors, your friends... Soon even the Grand Duke will know :D

>>942061374
I think the neighbours might have written Guillaume a personal letter trying to expell me for all our moaning and groaning :')

>>942061414
Oh nooo, is it that bad? xD

>>942061414
can you blame them tho, they are jealous, invite them to join you.

>>942061494
On one hand, yes we are loud, but the walls are super thick and never had a complaint. Only that one time when my neighbour asked what was going on when we were tickling xD I mean, young lads have sex like rabbits, more news at 8! If they can't stand that, they've never been young XD
>>942063234
Haha we're strictly monogamous though and neither of us have interest in a threesome. Maybe some years down the line if we ever wanna feel what a woman feels like but that's like... At the bottom of my sex bucket list. Wouldn't even say it's on the bucket list. Just an option for the future, but not something either of us really wants or needs to do.

>>942060441 (OP)
No. Kill yourself, faggot. Youre worthless and retarded.

>>942063518
I cant relate tbh, but also not young anymore. I dunno then, maybe just lean heavily on teh homophobia victim card schtick. should still work for now I think

Morning lads

>>942063518
>never had a complaint
So there's no problem then :D
>>942063768
Hello, what's up

>>942063933
Not much to be honest just at work right now. Just trying to stay committed to my workouts and better my chances at getting a bf. Also maybe figuring out some better hobbies that don’t cost a lot of money.

>>942063768
hi

>>942064248
What’s good CT?
Hope you had a good Halloween.

>>942064333
Yeah bro can't really complain, ordered chineese food, turned teh lights out and pretended I wasnt home while playing games. s good night. lots of police about becasue I live in a shithole area, but hopefully I'll move next year.

Did you have a good halloween bro?

>>942064648
Lol you forgot to change your name, have you been cave troll all along lol sad

>>942064648
>>942064696
these were just a wee joke apologies, or rather the first one was also a real answer

>>942064809
oops

>>942064648
Yeah for the most part I did.
Just was hanging out with a friend’s and just was drinking a bit and smoking.
Also some shrooms.

GOD FUCKING HELL I'M GONNA KILL HIM ONE OF THESE DAYS
> He looks up from his phone
> "Baaaaabe, I'm stuck on a puzzle. Word that rhymes with the name Bart".
> "Errrrr... Lard? Tart?"
> He rips an obnoxiously dirty fart and starts laughing his ass off
Fucking hell... What did I do to deserve this Q_Q

>>942064938
ngl my first thought was fart, you chose to like men what do you expect.

>>942065029
Yeah I'm just pretending to be mad, it's actually hilarious but it also makes me facepalm so hard. Boys will be boys.

>>942064648
Yeah honestly lots of police out over here too.I hope to do the same eventually and leave this hellhole

>>942065681
too be fair tho, my street is junkie city it's really like all of scotland, a shithole full of junkies

>>942065851
Yeah CA is pretty much the same in that regard lots of junkies around where I live and just ill natured people.

>>942066028
Unlucky at least you live in the states tho.Plenty of options.

meow
today is a kitty wandering off kinda day.
but i wanted to say meow regardless
i love you :*

>>942066246
*Meows back*
We hope to see you back soon <3

>>942066201
True on that just considering on where I’d want to go. Maybe N. Carolina

>>942060441 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot

>>942064033
>figuring out some better hobbies that don’t cost a lot of money
You can pick up chess. Costs nothing. Replayability: unlimited.
>>942064938
>Word that rhymes with the name Bart
I refuse to believe you did not think of fart kek
>>942066246
KITTY!
Good to see you meowing even if you are not feeling very meowtastic today
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

>>942067098
Never really thought about trying out chess though maybe I’ll learn.
Just don’t really do to much durthe weekends and after work just need to fill in the time.

>>942067098
It was the next word I would have guessed as I was about to say it but it wasn't my first guess because my brain was being soup.

>>942067598
it's good not to be a normie dont worry. too be as degen as you and fart isnt the first word tho, I am impressed
>>942066246
What mean by wandering off? just go a walk and come back bro.
>>942066396
Is it good there, I think if I ever moved toi teh states it would be somewhere rural near a big lake. definately not any of your big cities, but I am a cave troll so I need a secluded cave

>>942068113
I have actually traveled to N.Carolina had a great time there to be honest so I was considering it. I’m sure it would be no where near as bad as where I currently live in CA

All faggots should be killed. No debate there and if you try to then you will fail.

Welp, we're gonna have an UNEVENTFUL swim! Getting changed now. And this time I'm gonna beat him.

i am bi but i am not attracted to trannies
i like my men older and bald
also empty nuts are happy nuts

>>942068196
Move to Florida. You ale already well accustomed to the latinx due to living in California, and the aligators are just going to be a nice bonus.

>>942068385
Two lies in just three short sentences... not cool, Lux!

>>942068547
Lol true though I’ve never heard anyone use the term “Latinx” in earnest.
Though you’re probably right about me enjoying Florida

>>942068786
I heard it annoys them to be called latinx and the whole idea behind the word is absurd so I use it on 4chan just to piss off huehues and mexican jannies.

>>942068958
Fair enough I figured you were taking the piss out of that term.

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?
.....

>>942068583
What?! We only just kissed. And sucked. Okay okay and this time I fucked him. Came prepared, brought lube, but that was more in the anticipation that he was gonna get horny and fuck me but now he begged me to fuck him... HOW AM I TO SAY NO TO HIS CUTE PUPPY EYES LIKE OMG YOU CAN SEE THE OCEAN IN THEM Q_Q

>>942070632
No seal could say 'no' to the ocean...

>>942071869
Lmao I read that and softly said "do a wiggle for me" to myself and now I got a lapdance to that song... God fucking hell... Of ALL songs that could be "our song"... It's THIS?!

>>942073221
Hahaha!
You're gonna dance to that on your wedding, deal with it.

>>942073423
And you and Kitty will dance to this on your wedding: https://youtu.be/adzzQcPGNwQ

>>942060441 (OP)
Kill yourself you gross faggots.

>>942075820
Ok.

>>942075598
The hell is that...
>>942076048
Seconding this