Thread 942063387

He won the gold medal in Shidding for 6 olympic games in a row.

No other athlete compares.

>>942063387 (OP)
That's coincidental, because according to my wife, I qualify as a Gold Medalist for the Analympics

(insider pro tip: Don't ever allow your wife to start fucking you in the ass with a strap-on, or it will never end)

>>942063629
that's stupid, lets' talking about eat poop

true story:
8 years ago, the owner of a company called 'Backdrops Fantastic' told somebody I should come down there and let him interview me for a job.

+Backdrops Fantastic create gigantic backdrops for special events, and I specialize in painting things really big)

So when I went down there, the guy was extremely uptight, and I didn't get the loose comfortable "artists feel" from him or his business

and to be quite honest with you, I wasn't necessarily impressed with any of the backdrops I saw

I thought they looked kind of cheesy like something you would see airbrushed on a t-shirt at a kiosk by the beach

So during the interview I decided "what the fuck, why not?" So I intentionally INTERRUPTED HIM (uptight control freaks don't like being interrupted) and I gave him an unsolicited story:

"by the way, My wife and I keep seeing anal videos online, so last night she and I finally tried anal for the first time."

I think the guy's name was Wayne maybe? Wayne sat there with a blank expression on his face as I continued, "I wouldn't recommend it. My asshole is still bleeding right now in the chair"

And that was the end of the interview

My niece ended up getting a job there, and she said years later, he was still telling people about that story.

she said it really pissed him off
He didn't see the humor in it at all.
He thought it was really disrespectful.

EXACTLY THE TYPE OF PERSON I WOULD NEVER WANT TO WORK FOR

I work for myself. I'm my own fucking boss. I like my jokes. there's no way I could ever function with Wayne's thumb on my head. fuck that. That's exactly why I flushed the interview down the toilet mid course.

>>942063694
Not even joking. I self-destructed that interview, after realizing I didn't want to work there. I could make more money doing the same thing by myself

My wife is usually there with me when I tell the old 'anal sex for the first time' joke

normally, she plays along with it and gives them a really weird facial expression afterwards...

she completely agreed with me
"If he can't take a joke, to hell with him!"

online, it says his name is Clayton. He's South African

But Clayton isn't the name He uses. I'm pretty sure he goes by the name 'Wayne'

But then again, I could be wrong. there was no real reason for me to remember it.

maybe it was Clayton... I could have sworn it was Wayne