Why is a nipple like a doorbell?
Whusky Tangled Foxsot
11/3/2025, 11:36:09 PM
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>>942078246
Because when you put your finger on one, you can expect a hard dingdong
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:06:43 AM
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It asks to be let in without knocking on the front door.
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:12:17 AM
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It excites to be touched much like a doorbell excites attention when touched.
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It should be: "Why is a doorbell like a nipple", though since the nipple came first. So it's only right to compare the latter to the former rather than the former to the latter.
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:15:17 AM
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crows drink ink.
so that is why they are so darkened
they truly are the midnight bird
and everywhere this birds word is heard it is assured
because as the crow flows, it grows
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Anonymous
11/4/2025, 12:29:29 AM
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>>942075201 (OP)
my favorite joke:
"Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?"
"no. I don't"
"MOM!!!... I FOUND THE ASSHOLE WHO DID IT!!! "
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:15:01 AM
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>>942075201 (OP)
>Why is a nipple like a doorbell?
because they both get covered in Andy's shit
Anonymous
11/4/2025, 3:46:28 AM
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>>942075201 (OP)
Because when you poke it they tell you to come inside?
