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Anonymous No.942094352 [Report] >>942094431 >>942095909
>be me
>am a drag queen
>one of many at a cabaret
>principal from some nearby elementary school called
>he wants children to see us perform
>ok.jpg
>principal, teachers, and children arrive a couple hours later
>start performing for the children
>about 5 minutes in
>rip off all our clothes
>completeynaked.png
>start stroking our huge erections
>start moaning loudly
>the kids look terrified
>the principal and teachers look pleased at our performance
>start yelling "SEX! SEX! SEX! OH YEAH! SEX!" continuously
>1 minute later
>start ejaculating
>cum all over the children, the teachers, and the principal
>kids start crying
>teachers and principal start cheering
>our performance ends
>they all go back to school
>few more hours later
>a bunch of adults arrive
>they all look pissed off
>they claim they are those children's parents
>they physically assault us for ejaculating on their children
>a drag queen runs away to hide and call the police
>police arrive, wanting to know what's going on
>hear our side of the story first
>all of it
>after hearing our side of the story, they arrest the parents without even hearing their side
>they all got arrested for the crime of "not being woke"
It's just another day in the life of a drag queen
Anonymous No.942094431 [Report]
>>942094352 (OP)
the average unstable /b/ poster is a million times saner than these freaks
Anonymous No.942095909 [Report]
>>942094352 (OP)