Thread 942100578

LOLvis is awake and is currently spamming threads, so hold off on posting for a while until he fucks off.

What does he usually spam?

>>942100578 (OP)
I woke up at 4:00 a.m., you stupid fucking idiot

I always wake up at 4:00 a.m.

without an alarm clock
It's healthier to go to sleep early and wake up early

living "Farmer's hours"

THAT'S WHY YOU'VE NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SCHEDULE

YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB, SO YOU DON'T HAVE A SCHEDULE

YOU'RE JUST LIKE A PIECE OF STYROFOAM FLOATING DOWN A SEWAGE STREAM

YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOUR OWN COURSE

That's why you don't have a girlfriend
That's why you've never had any pussy
That's why you still live with your mother

BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT NAVIGATING YOUR OWN COURSE

You're just a blob of shit

You're like a loose ball of snot
(a loose ball of snot who has never seen a vagina in real life)

>>942100600
Long rant replies with certain words in all caps. He is extremely persistent and always boasts about how many women he has fucked and how sexless others are.

>>942100578 (OP)

So you're encouraging everybody else to RUN AND HIDE LIKE A COWARD, the same way you always do?

You actually assumed everybody else was a chicken shit just like you?

>>942100712
I thought he was called Paragraph Boy.

>>942100712

> how sexless others are

PROVE ME WRONG... WHAT'S YOUR
WIFE'S NAME?

........ oh... You don't have a wife?..? hmm odd

okay, in that case...
PROVE ME WRONG.... WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME?

.......really? You don't have a current girlfriend?

well... let's try another way
PROVE ME WRONG... WHAT WAS YOUR LAST GIRLFRIEND'S NAME?

....... oh my fucking god
You've got to be kidding me, right?

YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE?

Have you ever contemplated getting a job?

maybe if you weren't dependent on your mommy, you might find a woman who acknowledged your existence?

>>942100862

HELLO PARASITE BOY ™

still a tapeworm attached to your mother, I see?....

STILL REFUSING TO LOOK FOR A JOB AND SUPPORT YOURSELF LIKE A MAN?

Lol.....

I guess this would be a good time for you to tell me YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME as well, huh?

So.. what's your girlfriend's name, parasite boy?

>>942100862

Why would any girl be interested in a lazy fucking mooch adult male who refuses to look for a job and support himself?

>>942100862

So you actually thought if you continued sitting in your mother's spare bedroom long enough, eventually a beautiful virgin woman was going to come kicking your bedroom door in and begging you to turn off the video games and pornography?

>>942101040
I have a job and I moved out of mom's basement 8 years ago.

>>942100712

>boasts

well, when you can honestly say your body count is over 800 hot women and even hotter teenage girls....

That's not exactly boasting

It's more like ACCURATE REPORTING

It's not really a matter of me fucking over 800 women, as much as it's really a matter of YOU CHICKENING OUT OVER 800 TIMES

>>942101066
>>942101094
I support myself just fine and I'm not looking for a woman.

>>942101141

well you're not at work right now, so you must have a part-time job

>part-time job
Not enough to support yourself

SORRY, YOU'RE LYING
YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF, NOT EVEN WITH A FULL-TIME JOB

exactly who Are you trying to fool?
yourself or me?

>>942101167

You must live in a shitty little dump, and eek by with next to nothing, because you're not supporting yourself right now

You're sitting on your lazy fucking ass

And you're not looking for a girlfriend because you're a closet homosexual, the only thing preventing you from sucking a dick is YOUR ISOLATION FROM OTHER HUMANS

But you are much more comfortable discussing sex with other men than you are with women

So it's mathematically improbable
you'll ever become heterosexual

Right now you are technically asexual
But not for long
eventually you'll find a penis in your mouth

>>942101186
My work week goes Wednesday through Sunday. Is that okay? Is it okay with you if I have a weekend?

>>942101225
Wow you really want to attack someone. How was your relationship with your parents? Did they abuse you?

>>942101258
Lolvis was a pump and dump gay whore for C list celebrities in the 80s.

>>942101238

lol chill out, weirdo.........

.....................calm down™

>>942101336

idiot... I was D LIST

....... Do your research next time

>>942101238

well, honestly?.... If you're telling the truth, then I applaud you, and that would make you one of the 2.7% of people on this website who could honestly say they had a source of income

good work, sir....

>>942101475
Shut the fuck up Paragraph Boy

>>942101475
No apology?
You're like a rabid dog these days.

>>942101475
So when you handled dailies at the lab for Death on the Nile, what does that entail? And why don't they just shoot it with digital cameras these days?

>>942101812

WHATEVER YOU SAY, MASTURBATING PARASITE BOY

Why don't women like you?

>>942101922
Why would I apologize?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

I SAY YOU'RE LYING

eat shit, parasite boy..
MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, MOOCH

>>942101922

oh... hold on to me.. now I understand

okay, okay...
an apology is in order

I'M SORRY I GOT SO MUCH PUSSY
AND WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU

I'm sorry I made it look so easy, while you sit there masturbating yourself to sleep every night like a pathetic gaming chair ass clown

does that make you feel any better?

>>942100578 (OP)
>until he fucks off
a beautiful fantasy

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>>942101142
are you the DJ nigga?