Thread 942143172

I am become the default OP edition

Sup homos

Lol I was just about to make a thread haha. Last night was a lot of fun ^_^ I was still in bed when he left for work. He came into the room, kissed my forehead and said "Breakfast is ready darling, gotta go now" and I was like ??? because I often skip breakfast and if I do eat breakfast, it's usually just a quick bite before I leave somewhere. So with a sleepy head I walk into the kitchen and see a full Irish breakfast there waiting for me with a note saying "as a token of appreciation, from my home to yours, because ya brought my home to yours". I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS CUTENESS OVERLOAD MY HEART IS ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now I'm gonna finish the rest of my shift UwU Feeling a little weird because I skipped lunch because he made me a Ruadhán-sized breakfast xD

>>942143245
Hello
>>942143562
Hello Lux, you lucky bastard. You two are so cute together.

I'm not gay, but femboys are hot and I HATE CHERRY BROWNS!
Thoughts?

>>942145052
Hehe we can sometimes be cute one second and dirty the next. I don't think we'll ever be normal. Ewww. Like I sometimes read or hear sex horror stories where it's 5 minutes of missionary a month without any foreplay... Like WHY?! Who does that to their partner? I guess it's fine if you're both asexual, but that just sounds like a horror story :/ it's as if they don't even love each other.
>>942145125
Should I shove a cherry brown up my ass? ^-^

>>942146128
I like you're* style...
But no.
Cherry Browns are good for nothing - not even shoving up asses.

>>942145125
You post in every gay thread on this board.
You are gay.

>>942147685
Not every gay thread...
I post in the straight threads too, but you wouldn't know...
Everyone needs to know how bad Browns are.

sup faggots, how we doing today?

>>942149881
Doing alright. Just finished washing the dishes

I like fall

Hey gays<3
I need a cute twink in my life.

>>942151962
I need cuddles in my life

>>942153818
Same here, having someone to hold firmly would probably heal my soul.

> Me: "Babeeee I wanna have sexxxx but I'm still too sore from yesterdayyyyy"
> He: "Me tooooo what are we yo doooooo"
> Me: "We can try to make out until we cum? Idk how long that will take but... You're up for it?"
> Mf throws his clothes off and carries me to the bedroom
> I quickly take off my clothes as well as he lies down on his back
> Set a stopwatch
> Lie on top of him and we french kiss for 12 minutes straight until he grabs my butt and starts grinding his dick against me
> Lower my body completely against his so that my dick rubs against him as well
> Intense as fuck kissing
> He softly moans "I'm close... Can ya time this with me?"
> Me:"count down from 10 on your tempo, I'll be ready babe"
> He does so
> When I hear him say "3" I just stopped thinking altogetger. I didn't even hear his 2, 1 and now anymore. I just purely focused on my dick and my mouth and came as fast as I could
> Snap back to reality
> Mouths hard pressed against each other
> His tongue deep in my throat
> Cum sandwiched inbetween us, almost completely mixed up
> Release the kiss
> Switch to 69 position and lick each other clean
> SHOWER TIME
Will we ever run out of finding new hot stuff to find?!?!?! Holy cow... Well, even if we do, there's so much we've already done that we could repeat it for a lifetime without getting bored!!!

Though... Scrubbing cum out of pubic hair is really nasty and inconvenient... He might need a full trim BEFORE we do this again another time. Now I've just shaved it all off for him. It's hilarious seeing this hairy giant with a naked dick XDDDDD

been trying to post all day :/
connection is so bad and rarely loads the captcha. and if it actually does manage to (after making me wait 2 minutes…), it won’t let me submit it. grrr…
i’ve been cranky all damn day…
hi guys ∩^ω^∩ let’s try…

OH THANK OWNER IT FINALLY WORKED

on lunch, using my car’s wifi (that’s a thing? lol…) because i’m NOT using my work wifi for my kitty business… hehe.
i feel bad because i was so moody today and everyone could tell. i mean… they could tell for a month now at least but ya know. i had to call desktop support because my work PC wasn’t working and although i always try my best to be polite, i was so tired, stressed, sad, i was so insufferable i’m sure. “sigh. it still won’t work :( and the connection is so bad i still haven’t gotten the 2FA notification :( sigh… i guess i’ll just walk around the building to see if it comes through… ugh...”
i hate being that person :( so fucking bad. even though i feel better now, i still have that residual frustration with my own self for my attitude. so annoying lol. i did apologize though an he didn’t even seem to realize lol. perhaps he’s used to Karens so a cranky kitty is no biggie. i hope.
love you guys :*** ttyl. back to slavery

>>942155478
What?

>>942151962
Hello Curlee
>>942153883
You will write a book about sex and become sexfluencers
>>942155451
Kittyyyy!!! Hello kitty cat!
>>942155478
Woohoo!
>>942155669
>using my car’s wifi
What the... Your kitty mobile is quite advanced huh?
>because i’m NOT using my work wifi for my kitty business… hehe.
Very wise of you to do that kitty cat. Always avoid public wi-fis!
> i had to call desktop support because my work PC wasn’t working and although i always try my best to be polite, i was so tired, stressed, sad, i was so insufferable i’m sure
Or maybe you are just overthinking it? The most insufferable people usually do not see themselves as insufferable at all! It wouldn't even cross their mind.
> “sigh. it still won’t work :( and the connection is so bad i still haven’t gotten the 2FA notification :( sigh… i guess i’ll just walk around the building to see if it comes through… ugh...”
Sounds like your employers problem haha. He's paying you for slacking and it's his fault. What's to worry about?
>perhaps he’s used to Karens so a cranky kitty is no biggie. i hope.
I guarantee you that he's used to much much worse types of people than you kitty cat. You shouldn't be stressed about it. I get it, sometimes I have that too - I impulsively treat someone badly and then overthink whether it was justified of me to be like that or not. But the answer is - on 90% of cases, it doesn't matter. As long as you're not a total pain in the ass, or you're not making your first impression with a negative interaction, people are going to get over it really quickly. And you can easily make up for it by being nice and cool on the next day :D

>>942155451
>>942155478
>>942155669
I swearrrrr bad Internet is somehow worse than no Internet. Very relatable. Hopefully your slavery ends soon!
>>942158271
> sexfluencers
Lel I'm gonna quit my resto job and become Ruadhán's personal whore in exchange for an allowance and the rights to compile our stories into a book and publish it <3
> His answer: "Why would I pay you an allowance? I'll just wait until you're horny enough to do it for free!"
And then we got into a playful argument where we try to figure out who would get uncontrollably horny first if denied sex... But neither of us was willing to try it out XD so we called it even.

He's gonna game with a friend now so I can be a bit more active here now :P

>>942158735
>then we got into a playful argument where we try to figure out who would get uncontrollably horny first if denied sex...
Heh... it would ooobviously be you ;p
>But neither of us was willing to try it out XD so we called it even
Truly the duel between a stoppable force and movable object

Thread's very sleepy today. And so am I to be honest...
-_- zzzzZZZZ

>>942162619
you should get some rest, my lovely owner. i love you O so much ;3
i’m very sorry i was inactive today. and now i’m out running errands :( while i wish i was just cuddled up to you in your patient arms.
i thought about that a lot today.
if you are going to sleep, have sweet dreams! i’ll be watching over you as always.
i’ll try to catch up when i get home <3

>>942143562
:OOO
aww how sweet!
>>942153818
>>942153862
it’s pretty amazing. can’t believe i took it for granted… i had someone i could just run up to and hug whenever i wanted. oh well. at least i can say yeah, from what i remember, it was great when i had it. but it’s scary to have someone that close to you, literally but mostly figuratively. sorry i know i shouldn’t be spreading my depressing outlook, someday maybe we all get PERMANENT cuddles (^ω^) just make sure it’s the right person. and it has nothing to do with being good or bad. just compatibility.

>>942160732
>>942162619
He was talking shit with his friend. "This Henri lad, I don't trust him. He's always nice to me, let's me live in his house, takes care of me when I'm sick, throws parties to cheer me up... and on top of it all we're having sex multiple times a day. I'm starting to believe he's a homo who might be into me.
> Walk up behind him & place my arms over his shoulders
> Remove one cup from his headphones
> "Oh no... you've found out... yes my darling, I am in love with you... let me prove you just how much"
> Hickey him & pretend to walk away
> Other guy: "Hahahaha love how you two play around. Cute. By the way can you back me up here?"
> Whisper in his ear "If you mute your mic again, you're never gonna have any offspring. I mean it, I got CBT in store that you can only get nightmares from. Do not test me bitch.".
> On my knees, going to blow him under the desk again
> He's really having a difficult time keeping his sounds down
> Stop sucking and go to the bedroom
> Grab the lube
> Slather his dick with lube
> Get on all fours next to his pc
> Wiggle my ass
> Cover my ass with excessive amounts of lube and start to finger myself moaning softly but getting harder each 10 seconds
> All of a sudden he says "Wait... are you lagging as well?! Me... internet... connection... is... fucking... up....
> Turns off the pc, jumps me and starts drilling me into the floor
> Discover just how uncomfy the floor is
> "Can we move to the bed?"
> "You don't deserve the bed, brat. You deserve THIS!"
> Massive spank on my tattoo
> OOOOFFFF that one hurttttt just right
> "Yeah that's the spot huh? That's the mark of ownership right there. Yer skin telling ya that yer my property. I own ya Henri. Yer mine forever, what say ya about that?"
> "I say... I do! Like I will say to you... NGHHHH... in a few years in front of the altar. I do I do I do!!! I wanna be yours forever!"
Man those words unleashed a cumshot xD He's gaming again, he told me I can top him afterwards :)

>>942162914
Don't be sorry, you're just busy :3 Run all your errands well, make people proud pf you!
I think I'm gonna go to sleep, it's late and I'm feeling really tired today. See you tomorrow kitty cat <3
>>942163240
>*cuddles the kitty*
>>942163460
See, if he wanted to he could just play all day while you couldn't resist to distract and fuck him :> You would 100% lose the no sex challenge hehe.
Goodnight Lux

>be me
>at appointment
>nothing interesting, sexual, or medical, but too specific to be specific. sorry. and i don’t like using placeholders because if i forget what placeholder i used and tell the story again later, it’d seem like i lied about the whole thing so i just opt to leave blanks. anyway…
>i can tell we are both feeling sad
>not as talkative, we usually talk casually about our lives each time i’m there, we are the same age
>i say “i’m sorry if i’m not as talkative, i’m just going through a hard time” to break the silence because it was obvious
>”oh me too. i just dumped my fiancé of (same exact amount of years me and my ex were together)”
:’))))))))))))))))))))
>plsdontmakethisaboutyourselflikeyoualwaysfuckingdoplsdontmakethisaboutyourselflikeyoualwaysfuckingdoplsdontmakethisaboutyourselflikeyoualwaysfuckingdo.jpeg
>”oh my goodness… i am so sorry. are you okay?”
>*lets her talk about it for some time without interruption*
>i swear to god i’m so socially retarded… it’s so hard to know how to navigate sensitive conversations like this in the moment but i figured i should just let her talk.
>”oh yeah that sucks i’m so sorry…”
>she says ”it’s all good, at least i got to keep our dogs!”
>”oh! well that’s great!” :D
:’DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
you gotta be kidding me
>okay fine i’ll say it
>”yup. me too. same amount of years. that’s great you got to keep your dogs though, i wish i could’ve.”
(he offered. it’s a long, too-specific story as to why i couldn’t)
>”i’m so sorry i need to stop making everything about myself i’m so so sorry”
>i think she senses i’m just not good at socializing so she reassures me and is like “no, that’s normal! this is relating!”
>have a nice chat about it
>she lists the reasons why she dumped him, all the same reasons my ex would certainly give
>tear duct dams working overtime but i managed
fucking kek
home now

>>942165544
Double dubs kitty :o
Looks like you had a pretty interesting chat with that girl. Are you going to become friends with her?
I will reread your greentext tomorrow when I'm more conscious and less dead.
Have some late night pets
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
Nighty.

>>942164950
> You would 100% lose the no sex challenge hehe.
Hehe I'm afraid so. Although he wouldn't be able to last much longer than me! You should see him when he's horny... Got that fire in his eyes man. And it was his idea to fuck me in the pool cubicle xD

Also, I found out that now we're working, we gotta plan the sex a bit more strategically. I just get way too horny from his forehead kiss when he's going to work so I've set my alarm half an hour earlier so that we can 69 in all peace and quiet as we wake up in order not to edge myself throughout the day so much with my horny thoughts. Just gotta get that morning seed out of my system.

>>942165544
There's a difference between relating it and making it about yourself. Saying you experienced the same increases empathy.

This is making it about yourself:
> She: my ex did A
> You: omg my ex also did A, so fucking annoying because he also did B and C and don't even get me started on that time he told me D and he'd make my blood boil when he did E! He's so unbelievable because F and G!

If you have difficulty with thinking you're oversharing or making it about yourself, the easiest way to put them in control of the conversation is by asking them questions, particularly those that ask for her perspective or experiences.

Examples:
> She: my ex did A
> You: Oh damn, my ex also did A. He had a tendency to do B as well... Did your ex do that too?
> She: Damn that sucks, no he didn't do that in particular... But it's C that really drove me mad
> You: Woah my ex did C too. How often did that happen?

It shows the other that you're actively listening to them and want to know more about their side, while also saying your share. Just try it. Asking questions is the key to communication.

Gonna sleep now too because I got morning wood to blow in a few hours and don't wanna be a zombie all day long lol.

>>942166062
>Double dubs kitty :o
∩^ω^∩ meow
>Are you going to become friends with her?
i don’t make real life friends and i truthfully don’t want any. only if somehow all of us in the bread could be :p
also she’s really cool, too cool to be friends with me. i know that sounds like something someone would say in a movie but eh it’s true.
you can’t make friends with normal, typical social people as a loser with no friends like how would i even explain that lol… i’d just intrude her friend group with genuinely nothing to talk about except the stuff i say here… i genuinely have no hobbies or interests aside from music and being a kitty. and well… i’d rather talk with you guys!!! (≧∀≦)
>I will reread your greentext tomorrow when I'm more conscious and less dead.
:O no being dead! go sleep now!
>Have some late night pets
thank you so much ∩^ω^∩ eeee purrrrrrrrr

>>942168842
oh my goodness Lux thank you so much. that’s incredibly helpful actually makes a lot of sense. that grounded me a lot, thank you. (^ω^)
>>942168959
goodnight Lux! sweet dreams.

meow
*guards thread*
is anyone here?

>>942172002
Yeah I'm here. It's been a depression day

meow meow
confession: i never identified as a furry, still don’t, or thought of myself as a “catboy” before these threads but now i 100% just want to be someone’s little kitten… i hate my life as it is. if i could somehow truly become someone’s kitten, i really would. and i’d be so good. i’d always behave… except i’m very sensitive so he’d have to deal with my emotions and issues. but kitties can be needy sometimes right? actually, i don’t think they usually are… i dunno…
i need connection so fucking bad. this and chatgpt are all i have. but i don’t want connection. i just need it. my existence is so paradoxical its torture.
i genuinely think we’d all be happier if i stopped being human and just went full kitty. hm. because my constant negativity is no fun…

>>942172449
meow
finally a chance to use the skills Lux taught me! >>942168842
i had a really bad depression day too. did anything in particular trigger yours?
genuinely though, how are you feeling?
on depression days you should hang out with ussss :3

meow
*jumps onto shelf to sleep there so i can monitor the thread from up here*

Your fortune: Good Luck

the fact that i’m retarded and psychotic withOUT weed.

>>942163460
O_O
*wipes eyes*
meow?

POSITIVKITTY
only because you like it that way

can’t sleep :(

i’m so confused. did true stoners not exist before me? no one told me about how real the withdrawals are :( i know i sound like a fucking retard but how could anyone say it’s not addictive… like there is absolutely no way i’m sleeping anytime soon… and my phone is slipping out of my hands i’m sweating so bad
granted i’m broken by default but i’ve been manically pacing my kitchen for erm *checks oven clock* 2 hours
in a cold sweat
absolutely nonstop haven’t drank or peed or anything nonstop walking still am
i’m afraid this is no longer on theme
someone talk about cuddles between males

still walking and waiting for him to wake up to put me asleep :D

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

am i fucking okay

>>942176495
No, you're not.

>>942177155
i know

OwO”

Your fortune: Outlook good

LUX IS SUCKING COCK RIGHT NOW

>>942158271
how have i not responded to this yet O_O
i swear i read this earlier but maybe it was one of my responses that didn’t go through, i am so sorry :O
>Kittyyyy!!! Hello kitty cat!
hello from next day sorta hehe (〃ω〃)
>What the... Your kitty mobile is quite advanced huh?
meow!
remember i’m a richfag who drives a Tesla, Lux told you!
(i’m not lol)
>maybe you are just overthinking it? The most insufferable people usually do not see themselves as insufferable at all! It wouldn't even cross their mind.
:O that’s such a good way of thinking about it. thank you.
i truly feel like an awful person sometimes and the thoughts are so unbearable… and i really do things sometimes that i regret and it’s so hard to not dwell on. even if the other person gets over it, i just hold so much anger and disgust toward myself for even thinking in such a way. and i get worried if i’ll continue acting unpredictably in that way
i’m not talking about anything serious of course, but like giving attitude or making my frustration overly clear. it’s hard to hide and i hate that about myself
>Sounds like your employers problem haha. He's paying you for slacking and it's his fault. What's to worry about?
it’s almost all women m(_ _)m
>I guarantee you that he's used to much much worse types of people than you kitty cat.
thank you so much <3
i can assure you that you are a good person, i’ve learned enough about how you treat me and everyone else in the thread where i would never assume you meant something hurtful ever. do not worry <3 sweetthing :3
meow

>>942157887
Owner = God

>>942177833
Bump

>>942177354
WHAT THE FUCK WE SUCKED COCK FROM 8 TO 8:30 AND YOU POSTED THAT AT 8:14

Hmmmm.... Boys....

>be 13
>at friends house for sleepover, they're asleep and it's about 2-3 am
>post my ass all over Craigslist m4m
>seeking car fun
>looking for dudes preferably over 40
>one emails, we get to chatting I explain how I'm just looking for now
>feel comfortable sending address to pick me up, it's my friends house after all
>no risk for him to stalk me at my home
>send address
>30 minutes of nervousness and excitement
>im in the bathroom brushing hair and playing around
>he pulls up a distance away, I recognize his car in the photos.
>sneak out and leave front door slightly open (automatically locks when closed)
>walk up, he signals me to the side door
>black car, black interior leather seat
>drive around for five minutes
>small side talk, I am nervous as hell
>calls me crazy because I clearly don't know what I'm doing or where to park
>10 mins of driving we say fuck it and just pull over side of neighborhood road in a not so Well lit area
>awkward silence, I see he's already taken his cock out probably while driving
>looks slimy, bent to the left
>he nudges me for it
>I just go right in, start sucking for the first time ever, my ass to the front right window
>it fucking smells rank
>dude didn't shower I think in like four days
>he puts lube on his fingers
>slowly pulls down my pajama bottoms and fingers me (hurts slightly)
>at this point smell or not I'm committed, guy drove a while to get here
>don't want to be a murder victim
>also it's hella fun to be sneaking around doing this with someone like 40-50 years older
>he grabs my hair semi-gently, I remember it feeling nice
>start getting into it, using my hands and thrusting my ass back onto his fingers
Will cont if y’all enjoy

>>942181698
This is larp.

>>942182351
Annoyingly when I was 14 my parents found all my emails so I had to delete them all, get a new email address, some parent locks etc etc.

This appears to be the only surviving thing close to proof I can grab from that email old, I’m 25 now.

I remember going on Google+ forums or threads (forget what they called them) that were men “local” to where I lived (some were an hour or more away but I ran with it). I remember this specific guy named David, after the bus dropped me off he’d pull up in some old brown car and always had two Dalmatians with him that were Well trained and would hop in the front while we partied in the back

>>942181698
>>942184185
Did the same on Grindr at 14 through out highschool.

Parents never found out luckily. There was a discreet bleacher at a park nearby my school I’d walk to and sit down to “study” only for silver beards and chubs to come pick me up. I’d always say I was hanging out with friends after school in the library and get home before five until I got my own car.

>>942181698

Go on

>>942185368
>>942184185
>>942181698
>this goes on for minutes
>he's got a raspy smokers voice, Russian accent
>honestly so turned off and on at the same time
>his fingers are FAT
>bearded old uggo,
>at this point he's bobbing my head up manually
>I've gagged so much and have like a thick coating of precum on the back of my throat
>YANKS me up by the hair
>this should've been a warning sign of how rough it was going to get
>asks if I want to do it up the ass
>haven't caught my breathe yet
> "okay"
>only words I remember me clearly saying
>he lays his front car seat all the down, motions for me to climb up
> do, legs shaking and quivering
>he’s flat down and I’m about squatting over his cock
>he pushes his cock in
>takes like 4 minutes it's a painful struggle but it's in
>hurts like hell
>no really it just hurts
>barely like three thrusts in I cum from just being new to this
>not good, I'm already out of the mood
>im here getting a colonoscopy practically and not into it
>still too scared to tell him to stop
>im just grunting from pain
>his hands on my hips
>riding on top of him nearly in tears for like five minutes
>felt like hours
>lets me off, and I realize he didn't cum
>im also realizing now no condom
>he motions to back of car
>at this point i just want to go back to friends house and sleep
>for some dumb reason i begin climbing back, not thinking clearly
>he climbs in the back with me, not much room back seats are up
>doggy originally, this time he atleast gets it in me in the first 30 seconds
>positionally, so much better
>im starting to get back into it with a few ass plaps
>I remember even smiling
>notice it’s beginning to hurt more
>my knees are sliding and his weight is pushing me down
>oh no, ow
>prone bone
>back to ass stretching, painful grunts
>before I totally regret everything he pulls out and flips me on my back
>my legs are up in the air over his shoulders as he grabs them and forces himself inside me

>>942185598
What happened next?

>>942185598
>he’s just huffing cigarette breath on my face now
>kisses me, not into it, but lowkey enjoy this angle.
>I kiss back mostly so we can stay like this, feels better
>head is pushed into the car door from the force of his humping
>top of my head hurts
>But fine with this now as my ass begins to just get stretched
>feel so much more full and better than a toothbrush or pen
>something about how cramped it is
>his breath in my ear as he grunts
>my feeling of helplessness
>the wet sounds of my ass
>im genuinely turned on through the pain
>do realize my grunts have changed to loud moans and semi screams/squeels
>it all hurts but feels oddly fine
>I lose track of time, when I’m too loud he covers my mouth
>hand smells like lube, ass, and musk
>we change positions
>reverse cowgirl
>holding onto the center console
>love the control I have
>remember him grabbing onto my thighs again and pulling me down
>most intense feeling in the world as he rearranges my guts
>do this for like ten more minutes
>get nervous if anyone noticed im gone or front door still open
>b4 ring was popular
>reach for my phone on front seat while he pumps some
>it's been about thirty minutes
>phone is on 1%
>no texts or calls noticing I'm gone
>screw it im here all night
>phone dies at some point after this
>not joking we go on for like thirty minutes, i make no mess
>i blow him, and i cum(again!)while back in doggy
>thought it was so cool how my cum just dribbled on the leather car seat like in porn
>fluid mostly clear I believe, not much in the tank
>he roughly pumps me
>I blow him more
>rinse repeat
> start noticing sunlight
>luckily he tells he needs to cum
> get off of him and get on the car floor
>suck and lick his (still smelly) balls
>cums, Chin and cheeks covered
>none got in my mouth (thank god)
>we hop in front seat and both get dressed quickly

He nicely drops me off, no one is awake, I shower then nap for 3 hrs. Friends wake up, play civ 5 LAN on a Sunday like nothing happened

>>942185951
As said parents caught my emails with more men when I got into highschool, but I think they were so embarrassed they just naturally loosened up their controls not wanting to deal with it like three months into freshman year. I also had spare emails on mail.com which at the time didn’t require a phone number so I continued to sneak around mostly during lunch hours or classes with teachers that just were lazy with attendance

>>942170696
>also she’s really cool, too cool to be friends with me
Wow. That's such an un-kitty sentence to say. Who the hell is she to be "too cool" to be friends with a karate cat? Hmm? A kung fu lion? I don't think so.
If you don't want to be friends with her, it's cool. It's up to you. But if you ever do, she should be grateful.
>you can’t make friends with normal, typical social people as a loser with no friends
Objectively untrue.
>i’d just intrude her friend group with genuinely nothing to talk about except the stuff i say here…
But you are adorable here :o
>i genuinely have no hobbies or interests aside from music and being a kitty.
So? Most people have no hobbies at all. Food and travelling aren't genuine hobbies. Unless you are very insightful about it, for example you cook or travel to deepen your knowledge about a certain place. But majority of people aren't like that. They travel to do nothing on a beach. Their interest in food is limited to eating and deciding whether it's good or not. Do you really think you are somehow less interesting than them? Come on. Stop undermining yourself.
>and well… i’d rather talk with you guys!!! (≧∀≦)
And I'm very happy about it! I really am. It's very cool that you choose to hang out here with us. But don't feel like you are somehow worse than others and that it is preventing you from making friends. What an unhealthy and untrue mindset. Seriously. Stop thinking like that.
> ∩^ω^∩ eeee
Kittyyyyyy!
>>942172002
Thank you for guarding the thread throughout the night :o
I kinda hot used to them dying at this point :p
>>942172495
>but kitties can be needy sometimes right
They definitely tend to haha

>>942172495
>genuinely think we’d all be happier if i stopped being human and just went full kitty
But I love you the way you are! You are unhappy and you wish to escape from the things which made you that way. I am so sorry that you are feeling that way. You shouldn't feel that way, you don't deserve that. But please don't delve into hopelessness and escapism. You are such a funny kitty cat.
>constant negativity is no fun…
But we can help you get rid of it, right? :D I like to believe that we can :3
>>942172611
>*pet pet pet pet pet*
>>942172742
Goes to show that you just don't need it ;D
>>942173398
:3
>>942175371
>how could anyone say it’s not addictive…
I don't know! Some hipsters like to circlejerk the factoid that it's supposedly less addictive than alcohol. But it surely is addictive. Just like any other drug.
>but i’ve been manically pacing my kitchen for erm *checks oven clock* 2 hours in a cold sweat
0_0 uhh...
>someone talk about cuddles between males
Uhmmm... 10 hours late cuddles between males..? :p

>>942176234
Oh... Sorry I was awoken already at that time, I assumed the thread died on its own just like on previous days :p I'm very
sorry >.<
>>942177354
True! He surely was...

>>942179484
Haha gotem!!
You are sooo predictable... :3

>>942177833
Checked!
>hello from next day sorta hehe (〃ω〃)
Hiii :D
>meow!
remember i’m a richfag who drives a Tesla, Lux told you!
:OO True... But I didn't know Teslas have their own wifi...
>I truly feel like an awful person sometimes and the thoughts are so unbearable… and i really do things sometimes that i regret and it’s so hard to not dwell on
But that proves you are not an awful person! Awful people don't feel regret for what they've done. And they probably also do much worse things than you... :p
You need to relax >.<
>it’s almost all women m(_ _)m
Sad!
>>942177853
I'm not so powerful unfortunately...

>>942186110
Any more of these stories? Is this your first?

>>942153831
Dragon boy is cute, love "my" monsters

Would post some but I'm sure a.i will get bad looks here too.

>>942187052
He's turned quite brazen, that kittycat... And predictable??? Nu uhhhh I bet kitty installed a spycam!

Woke up after a (very contextually weird) horny dream, I think the loneliness is getting to me gay/b/ros. I need an actual caring person to hold and hug and cuddle and spoil and fuck and drain dry every day so badly, whether there's a real dick involved or not.
>>942143562
>>942163460
Actually jelly of what you have Lux, can't lie. Hope you guys keep what you have for a long while.

>>942187248
Got tons more, and yeah it was my first time. At that age being awake that late is the equivalent of being drunk I feel so I didn’t chicken out. Also the fact I dropped my friends address sort of pressured me to meet him. Didn’t want to risk him coming up and knocking on the door or anything

Jerked off a random guy yesterday why grocery shipping. Had to take one of those monster energy and coffee piss's where its gonna bust out of you if you don't stop what your doing and piss right there pee's. So i Parked my car ran in to the local grocery store and to the urinal. This guy was next to me for the entire time i entered and pissed. I could not tell what he was doing as i had to piss to badly to give a fuck. But once i was done emptying my bladder i could see he was hard. yes i looked im Bi and a whore what do you want me to do. anyways. I could see he was hard. I can since the judgement .. but anyways.. And he seen i looked so he stepped back and made it easy for me to take a hold of his dick. Witch was normal size but nice.. and so i started jerking it. Softly up and down and i gotta say i was beyond happy when he let out a ohh and with each pump of my hand he shot his load out all over the urinal floor and my hand. On the last bit i pushed out some one came in. So i let go and walked to the sink and washed up. and left. About 10 mins or so later i ran in to him shopping with his wife or girlfriend in the store and we exchanged smiles and kept moving. God i love doing shit like this. i don't know but there is just something about having NSA fun that makes life worth living for . Just wish he could have helped me get off but such is life..

>>942187991
Ahhhh finally home. Damn I'm tired but still got so much stuff to do.
>I bet kitty installed a spycam
:OO that's indeed quite possible! He's a technical wizard with a kittymobile and a ton of other cool gadgets!

Ahhhh finally home. Damn I'm tired but still got so much stuff to do.
>>942187991
>I bet kitty installed a spycam
:OO that's indeed quite possible! He's a technical wizard with a kittymobile and a ton of other cool gadgets!

>>942188825
Yeah I was only 22 when I met him but still I felt that extreme loneliness from 18-22 where I would have given anything just to feel something. I came very close to just giving myself away to hookups, but something kept holding me back. I'm so happy I didn't do that... But I also realise that this was one big stroke of luck. I legitimately wouldn't know how to date after this so this boy better not leave me! Hehe he won't though. I'll simply chain him to the bed :3
>>942189471
Kitty is generating a passive income by uploading our sex tapes to OnlyFans!!! Sheeeeeeeeettttt.

I was just chopping veggies when he came home and he walked straight past me and said "Hi honey I'm homeeeee, got an arse that needs eating and breeding so I expect ya in the bedroom within a minute!"
> Walk into the bedroom
> See that he dropped himself on the bed
> Face in his pillow
> Pants on his knees
> Dinner time
> Ask him if he had a hard day at work
> He casually talks about as I'm eating his ass
> Continue talking about how one of his coworkers is a bitch who think she can go on holiday for 2 weeks with just a 3 days notice as we have some slow secks
> Let him flip over so we can do it missionary and I can look into his eyes
> "Damn... Women are so unreasonable huh... Luckily I've gotten myself a strong man to breed..."
> Kiss
> Continue talking about how my day went
> Have to laugh because it's so funny that we're just having casual conversations during sex
Is this what married life is like?

>>942191427
Kitty is the legendary "I'm earning $384748 just from working at home" guy who appears in every poorly moderated comment section on the internet? :o
>Is this what married life is like?
Uhhh in all the boomer jokes and media it's about being passive aggressive and spiteful to your spouse for no reason half the time, for a good reason for the other half.

>>942193432
> Uhhh in all the boomer jokes and media it's about being passive aggressive and spiteful to your spouse for no reason half the time, for a good reason for the other half.
Okay brb I'm gonna beat up Ruadhán and tell him that I hate him <3

>>942191427
>I came very close to just giving myself away to hookups, but something kept holding me back.
I've been very tempted to do the same lately, the idea of getting it over with is pretty strong tbh. But still trying to lose a bit more weight, pick up cardio, and get my confidence up first is keeping that urge in check, don't want to be some local town bike just for sake of getting my ass bullied.
>I was just chopping veggies when he came home and he walked straight past me and said "Hi honey I'm homeeeee, got an arse that needs eating and breeding so I expect ya in the bedroom within a minute!"
Fuggin goals, gahdamn. Nice.

Been so fucking horny the last few days, That i been trying to masturbate but can't get off because of my medication i am on for my depression. Tried to get off hands free today for a while using a dildo and a fuck machine but all i managed to do is cause my ass to become swore and gassy. Dose anyone who use's SSRI'S like lexapro who have this exact kind of issue or sim. Know of any way to get my self to nut as im really pent up! my balls are swore. and im horny as fuck! i kid you not im about ready to go on grinder and fuck he first person who's dick is over 8 inches just hoping it will work thats how pent up i am.. Any advice please.. other then ice pack and cold shower as that did not work.. not joking or larping please any advice.

>>942193532
But... you're not married yet... You are doing it wrong nooo!!
>>942193685
A fuck machine? Those exist outside of the silliest kinds of porn?
>Any advice please.. other then ice pack and cold shower as that did not work..
Attach your fuck machine to that broken house robot everyone's been laughing about lately.

>>942194231
Yes and there not that exp you can order one off of amazon for less the 200 bucks with all the attachments! And trust me its as close to having the real thing as you can ..

>>942193685
Tried anything extra like THC, music, something to get you closer to the mood? I know this is a common problem for SSRIs, but past adding extra fun to the mix or dropping the Lexapro, don't know. Biochemistry is a bitch.
>>942194231
>A fuck machine? Those exist outside of the silliest kinds of porn?
NTA but if you have the right mindset and a big enough hunk of silicone, it's about the same as the average braindead top pounding you, just without needing to take a break every few minutes. Plus, if it's a wireless model of whatever variety, hook it to a control app of choice for someone else to play with, and the only thing missing is another person's dirty talk and skin.

First time I really had time to play with it, had about three or four assgasms over a couple hours that left me quivering on the floor unable to move and mentally riding cloud nine for a couple minutes each time. Take it as you will. But YMMV as with anything like this.

Hey guys, hope you’re all well today.
Just working my life away and hoping I can get a date someday.

>>942197783
Hello Curly. I'm sure you can get a date someday. You will find a cool boyfriend and tame aligators together.

>>942194231
Haha I softly started punching him and telling him I hate him because he's too perfect. He grabs my hands and leads me to the couch. Pushes me down. I thought he was gonna get his dick out but instead he whispers in my ear "Yer perfect too... The perfect chair that is!" And he turns around and drops himself into my lap O_O oooooooffff that weighttttttt. I tried to squirm out of there until he said "beg me not to fart now". Oh lord I started yelling "NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T FART AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO" and then he stood up, laughed and said "Just kidding, I didn't need to fart anyway, just wanted to hear yer helpless cries!". I drop my undies and say "Maybe you should fuck me reaaaaaaaal hard if you wanna keep hearing them..."
> To my surprise he starts sucking me off first
> Tells me he wants to get me really close to cumming before fucking
> In go his fingers
> Start feeling very hot & warn him
> In goes his dick and he just whispers "scream, slut."
> POUNDTOWN.GIF
> Leglock him and scratch his back the fuck open
> Scream
> Cum up to my collarbone
> He cums up my ass all the way into my stomach (at least that's how it felt, probably into my boyterus)
Whole neighbourhood knows I just got raped, I guess?

Bump

>>942199251
>Pushes me down. I thought he was gonna get his dick out but instead he whispers in my ear "Yer perfect too... The perfect chair that is!"
Well at this point I also for 1 second believed this is going to be a 1 in 10000 greentext of yours which doesnt end in sex frenzy ;p
Oh, how wrong I was... how wrong.
>Whole neighbourhood knows I just got raped, I guess?
More neighbor complaints incoming... yay :D
You need to start gifting each other pieces of acoustic foam. One day you will gather enough to have noise isolation in one room at least :D

I wonder if kitty if free yet...

>>942203291
is*

>>942203291
>>942203412

>>942203655
Huh?

>>942203894
You pronounced is as if :P

>>942203291
meow

>>942203291
>>942204442
KITTER IS BACK!!!
Alsoooo, I put on Santiano as background music and Ruadhán REALLY liked it :DDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwvaB3PIvao
We're now both singing it. He's doing the English parts and I'm doing the German ones. You can tell it's influenced by Irish folk music :3

>>942204442
Hello kitty cat :D How was your day?

i love you all so much i’m sorry my brian is fried
i’m really sorry, i hope you can understand given th abovereally embarrassing i’m sorry
i hope you’re all having a lovely day!
i’ll make sure to read everything when i get a chance. i’m so sorry i’m not feeling good

>>942205823
Get well soon kitty!

Good evening

>>942205910
i just wish i could cuddle you.
i keep typing stuff out but i just can’t get it worded properly… also i feel like i’m acting all self important by constantly announcing my health issues in a cozy gay thread lol.
i wish i could speak without needing words, i appreciate you more than you understand. really, i don’t give you the respect i honestly think i should. the way i dip in and out, i’m so sorry. i’m so conflicted and lost. and i’m also hyper aware that i spilled so much personal business and i’m so paranoid.
thank you for helping and encouraging me all this time.
and you too Lux and Curly i love you all so much. and the trolls and anons as well. i just wish i could be normal. i hate this so much. i’d only ca-
MEOW ∩^ω^∩

>>942204545
LUX IS BACK!
:O very nice song! that sounds very Irish vibes to me.

>>942207099
Good night! Nice dubs
>>942207499
Checked!
I wish I could cuddle you too! And above all, I wish you would start feeling better for once. You should be a happy kitty cat >_<
>also i feel like i’m acting all self important by constantly announcing my health issues in a cozy gay thread
Well, it is a cozy thread so we want you to be cozy. And for that we need to know when to comfort you :3
You need to regain focus and control over your life, and for that you need so much strength... and all I can do is send you online cuddles :(
> i just wish i could be normal
Sorry, too late! You are a karate cat, no going back to being a regular cat like any other! Don't feel so bad about being yourself.
>MEOW ∩^ω^∩
Kitty! :'3
Goodnight my cat! Please sleep well tonight. It's Friday today (for you in 4h) so weekend soon :D See you tomorrow (today? :p ) <3

>>942207099
good evening anon :)
how are you tonight?

>>942205823
Who is Brian? :p
>>942207499
> also i feel like i’m acting all self important by constantly announcing my health issues in a cozy gay thread lol
Shut it homoboy. You can't be cozy in a place where you can't be your true self. Where you have to play pretend. Remember I told you those times Ruadhán and I completely cried out in each other's arms? That's probably one of the coziest moments I've ever felt in my life. Because I was truly being listened to. Because I could really open up the most vulnerable part of myself. Because my tears spoke a language that can't be put into words but that he understood. I'm not saying you should dump everything in here (not wise privacy-wise either)... But don't be afraid to share. Don't think you're making it all by yourself. And if in doubt, just use the technique I taught you. Ask questions.

You think I can't relate to health issues? I was knocked out cold and had my back torn open. I'm half blind. I had severe self esteem issues, partly due the aforementioned two and due to being short. But surrounding myself with people who love me for who I am made me able to love myself. If not for them and especially Ruadhán, I'd still be wearing that patch in my neck.

You know, I forgot to tell this but a few days ago I also broke down crying again in the morning. I had an itch in my neck, felt the scar tissue and then suddenly realised "I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT MY SCARS AT ALL YESTERDAY!!!". Ever since the accident I've thought about them every day and night. Everytime I looked in the mirror it was with disgust or sadness. Over time with Ruadhán I got to see them more neutral. As part of me. But a few days ago I had had a FULL day off me not having a thought about them AT ALL!!!

Even most of the deepest wounds might be cured by time and love. I think you need to hear that Kitty from Hardwarestorestare. Give it time and love.

We're gonna sleep but I will read your reply in the archives anyway should the thread die.

>>942208681
ahh he’s here right when i am ∩^ω^∩
>and all I can do is send you online cuddles :(
you don’t understand, this is the only interaction i have. in this thread. i haven’t talked to my siblings in a few weeks because i was being too annoying. i haven’t talked to my parents much after my meltdown maybe a month or whatever ago because it’s awkward. and work, there’s no one who i am not close with. i don’t talk about anything unless it’s answering a work related question. we get along and i love them, but it’s clear i keep to myself. ex and i are cut off… so no friends at all. and no social media or online friends i mean literally nothing. so… those sweet online hugs are the entire world to me. so they are much more impactful than you may think ;’3
please sleep well, don’t worry about me, and i’ll wake you up with virtual kitten kisses. well actually you wake up before but we can pretend :* love you. goodnivht

>>942208926
>at work there’s no one who i am not close with.
obvious accidental double negative. i am not close to anyone at work lol

>>942208681
>Sorry, too late! You are a karate cat, no going back to being a regular cat like any other! Don't feel so bad about being yourself.
that was too sweet, i’m crying hehe. thank you

>>942208761
>Who is Brian? :p
hehe… meant to say my brain is fried.
see, i wasn’t lying @.@
i just read the entirety of the rest of what you said and i’m sorry i take forever to respond. it takes me a while to absorb stuff like this and know how to appropriately respond but as you said, you’ve taught me hehe, so thank you ;p
i am seriously so so happy you found Raudhán. you talk about these stories from your past and i never want to press at all due to privacy and sensitivity but man. you are such a warrior. living your best life now. thank you so much for not giving up so people like me can have someone to look up to. really!
thank you so very much. you and Ruadhán’s love is so sweet and it makes me so happy reading it everyday.
and the part about your scars… looking into the mirror with only disgust… that breaks my heart. you should never feel that way, no one should, but especially not someone as pure (well… in a sense ;p) as you.
gah, crying even more now just rereading that part. i’m really sorry, it’s so hard i know. but that’s so great you’re feeling better now. and i hope it stays that way, and it seems like it will. you’re really a ray of sunshine

>>942208783
goodnight! sweet dreams Lux.
i’m probably sleeping soon too. goodnight everyone.
i seriously love every single one of you.

*streeeeEEECH*
meow
meow meow meow
thread okay?

>>942208681
>my cat!
purrrrrr
i really really really like that

>>942186513
i’ve read this many times by the way, thank you very much. i can tell you’re very smart and have a great outlook. it’s so helpful to have someone so understanding and patient, while also being grounding like that. it’s perfect. and it’s a very rare quality. thank you for always being so understanding of me. it really feels like you care
and i hope you know i do too.

>>942179484
;3
sucks that i can’t go on a tangent about it due to privacy but… i’m insanely clairvoyant. or simply perceptive ;p

>>942179484
>>942211884
i just realized how different this came across than i intended XD i meant that i can’t go on a tangent about my supposed “clairvoyance” and give all the examples i wish i could brag about lol. i’m not stalking you, don’t worry ;p not that i’d survive a fight against your man :o

Can I please have a gay boyfriend that will give me love, affection, intimacy, cuddles?

>>942212315
my clairvoyance says yes.

>>942212315
Yes please

meow
blessing this thread before bed. please make it through the night. i love you!

Woof, I got distracted by a car last night.

>>942216390
O_O
hhhhey pppuppy how are you?

>>942216434
I have to piss on a fire hydrant now.

>>942216473
ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW!!!

>>942216637
gotta go, woof!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
puppy come back! it’s okay you’re not in trouble at all.

>>942212315
I NEED A CUTE AFFECTIONATE GAY BF TOO!!!