Thread 942260189

why do boomers like bed frames?

>>942260189 (OP)
They can't heave themselves out of bed otherwise

Why the fuck would you want to sleep on the floor? Are you poor?

>>942260693
right but other than "poor" what are the negatives?

>>942260798
mold in your mattress, retard

>>942260798

colder at floor temp
potential for mold growth (no air flow)
easier contamination to dust and bugs
harder to get up (even for younger people)
looks like you live in a trap house

>>942260693
I sleep on the floor.
I'm also poor. but that's coincidental

>>942261117
all of these are accurate. do you sell beds or something? maybe you asked chatgpt.

>>942260189 (OP)
>>942260693
seethe

>>942261035
how would mold grow on a mattress? it would have to be wet

>>942261306
>it would have to be wet
boomers have a habit of pissing and shitting themselves in their sleep

>>942261306
you sweat. the moisture from your skin gets into the mattress and mold can grow. the japanese have known this for centuries since they sleep on the floor. this is why the hang their futon beds to dry in the day.

>>942261371
posting floorbeds

ill just buy a new mattress every 2 years

>>942261446
a good quality futon bed is expensive. it's better to simply take care of it correctly or put it on a low platform that allows air to circulate under it.

>>942261430
let me guess, you need more?

>>942260189 (OP)
Gross. That needs to be covered with some eco friendly wood veneer.

Not a boomer but my room is tiny so I need the space underneath my bed. I do fear it breaking, Though, A few particularly fun nights have left it wobbly.

i think it started with rats in medieval europe then japan not sure that china ever figured it out before migellin or marco. making things slightly annoying will prevent lots of undesirables. like a threshold will prevent rats from going somewhere because it has to climb.

>>942261430
>>942261371
those beds are on a tatami and tatami are porous so humidity cannot stay trapped, this is not the same as putting a beds on a vinyl floor or such.

>>942260189 (OP)
>boomers
>reactions
Totally legit.

>>942260189 (OP)
Because they keep your bed off the floor so you don't get bed bugs. Also there's like 100 square feet of space under there

>>942260189 (OP)
It's almost like they don't want to live like a Filipino rent boy in a trap house entertaining sailors on shore leave or something

Makes it a bit harder for insects to climb on you so it's 1000000000% worth it in my book!

This is a good thread, it's not porn.

Keep up the good work

>>942260189 (OP)
So we can stuff our collected shit underneath, that we dumped lots of money into and never to be looked at again, until our kids drag it out after we croaked.

Increases a lot the mechanics of the mattress, makes it breath more, makes it easier to get in and out of the bed.
Leave the mattress on the floor to japs.

>>942268243
pic related, wood is the way to go

>>942260189 (OP)
It's a cia thing

>>942268243
If you have a good quality bed but most people are cheap shit. The floor gives a very very even feel and unbearable support.yku can go mad fucking in it however you want and it's literally completely silent. Better in every way.
And the bottom of the mattress is not the part getting moist

>>942268101
>it's not porn
It is porn.
Bedframe fetish FTW!

>>942268500
Fucking nerd

>>942260189 (OP)
Bugs are on the floor
Mattress on floor means bugs have easier access to mattress
Mattress off of floor makes it harder for bugs to get access to mattress
This is the reason why a lot of granaries and grain silos are on stilts. By simply LIFTING an object off the ground you reduce the amount of pests that have access to that object.

>>942260798
the biggest reason you have a bed frame is because of mold idiot.

>>942260189 (OP)
The bed frame allows moisture from your mattress to evaporate under your bed, so you avoid sleeping on a moist, sweat laden sponge.
It basically makes your bed more hygienic.

>>942271033
This keeps coming up, now I'm getting worried. How do you combat this?

Obviously without a frame

>>942271941
you kys

>>942271941
>How do you combat this?
>Obviously without a frame
You buy a tatami mat and sleep like the Japanese or you stop being irrationally opposed to getting a frame for your bed.
Or I supposed you could get yourself a hammock.

bed frame + box spring = mattress at perfect height for railing bitches

>>942260189 (OP)
>why does (group I'm scared of) like (thing I don't like)???

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
...

>>942275042
Ok, if it does go mouldy I'll guy a Tatami. A replacement and prevention in one!
Some have a really nice look to them. I actually about it years ago but I thought women would find it weird and not want to suck and fuck mi after seeing it. Now Japan is so so cool the retards probably won't see it as autistic.

I hope it doesn't happen though. I paid £1,200 and it's amazing

>>942268101
it is because you have sex on beds and a good bed frame makes sex even better
>not that I would actually know

>>942260189 (OP)
more bounce, air underneath bed for less rotting, and, most importantly, to toughen up your shins from walking into them constantly

>>942278473
>and, most importantly, to toughen up your shins from walking into them constantly
I thought that was what glass coffee tables were for.

>>942280194
fuck glass coffee tables, they look so good but hurt so bad.

>>942280274
Yeah, much worse than bed frames, unless it is a metal bed frame, then they're equal pain deliverers.

Banging your shins against glass coffee tables and bedframes is a classic symptom of advanced AIDS, just so everyone's aware.

>>942280673
Claiming that is a symptom of having contracted syphilis from a sheep anon.

>>942280789
Do you know where the fuck you're posting?

>>942281684
I'm fully aware anon, I'm not a newfag like your sheep fucking self.

>>942266407
interesting red herring.
is there a bedframe in any of the pics I posted?

>>942268269
>wood is the way to go
is it realy doe?

>>942268437
>The floor gives a very very even feel and unbearable support.yku can go mad fucking in it however you want and it's literally completely silent. Better in every way


had no idea since mine has the effect of repelling all women

capcha MGMMM

>>942270500
>Bugs are on the floor
i AM A BUG

>>942278001
>>942275042
as long as you have a base layer under your matress with some porosity that allows airflow you should be okay. the only reason my last one got moldy was becuase I spilled a bottle of water in the night and forgot about it.
but it didn't seem like the humidity of sleeping was a problem as long as I "made" the bed every day that way you do by folding up everything and airing it anyway

>>942282554
I bought my first one because I was a broke college student, but then found myself getting better sleep than I ever had with a normal bed before.
Being on the floor also makes it much easier to lounge on, and the bed becomes a kind of activity mat that I don't have to worry about falling off of.

>>942260189 (OP)
Puts your whore at a good height for throat fucking and anal.

>>942282891
brother you sound even lonelier than I am

>>942260189 (OP)
zoomers and millennials don't have bed frames, not because they don't like them, but because they can't afford them
keep coping

>>942283214
Not lonely. I built a custom oak bedframe for my master bedroom based on my wife's leg length and where her hip are positioned when I'm fucking her from behind. The difference between being in her pussy and her ass is about 3 inches of leg spread, she's comfortably leaning on the bed, her back is arched just like I like it, anf I can have her lie with her head off the bed for throat fucking. It also has concealed tie-down points that lin up with her wrists, ankles, elbows, and knees, as well as centrally located tie-downs for things like collars and anal hooks. Build a bedframe based on your woman's dimensions and sex is massively enhanced. Plus carpentry is fun.

>>942283448
are you and your wife autistic perchance

>>942283704
Yes, actually. We both happened to fixate on bondage, and she is a pain addict, so we turned our bedroom into dungeon. Everything is completely concealed, no one would ever guess we are sex freaks just by seeing our bedroom.

>>942283279
Why would you even want a frame? It's just one more thing you need to move.

>>942283967
Why do you need to move? You do have a stable career and own your home, right?

>>942282446
Please try and fix this. Pay even

>>942282554
Hmm I'll have try find some kind of material to slide under it

>>942282630
>>942282554
but can you use something flat and thin like tatami of your floor is shag rug? does the rug prevent air flow needed to keep it dry?

>>942282630
Are you OP? Show is this thing. What are you waiting for

>>942283448
KEK this is wild

>>942283448
Imagine her dad asks why you build it that specific height. That would be beyond hilarious

>>942283948
Post your wife. How did the diagnosis come about?

>>942261502
Forgot what she looked like blonde. Thanks for the throwback.

>>942266212
This
Bed frames reduce the amount of bugs and rodents that can get in your bed. They also allow you to use the area under your bed for storage.

>>942283967
Many frames fold up or break down into very easy to transport sections.