Thread 942268326

thoughts on Lean Beef Patty?

>>942268326 (OP)
>>942268373
in this fit, she stacked.. gives stpeach vibes

Why are women like this? Endlessly teasing with softcore. Just do porn, it's more honest

She's lame, she acts confident on social media but when she streams, she's like a shy kitten and kinda too normie. Like she can't decide who to be, she's just a online persona... nothing interesting

>>942269373

shes a beast in the sack tho

I find her annoying af but I have jerked off to her many times

>>942271539

she does that to people. men who have been flaccid for years will spontaneously get rock hard and feel the urge to stroke

I'd eat her ass even if she farted on my tongue.

>>942271735

I heard she does fart PPV if you like and subscribe . . .

My thoughts are, she doesn't show her spread pussy or asshole, so I don't care about her either way.

>>942272266

are you sure anon?

Lean Beef Asshole is the best

Good cosplay looks good in blonde, would buy a coffee.

>>942272742

man of culture

>>942272622
If you've got pics of her spread pussy or asshole, show them. Then I can have an opinion on her.

Whats her relationship with her father like?

>>942272859

I'm just gonna say its not surprise she never showed her pussy but shes an ass girl

>>942272885

she beat him up when she was four years old

>>942272921

liar liar pants on fire

>>942268326 (OP)
as long as she doesn't do rual julia quotes at me when I haven't watched the movie in 30 years I'll probably get it, does she do rocky quotes? I don't think you're suppose to pull them out arbitrarily but I get it
>>942273337
man she's a really glittery goblin, I'm a bit intimidated how you suppose to go up and tell someone they're pretty even without the glitter stuff. Kinda makes the elfs being corrupted make sense in a rpg kinda way.

>>942268326 (OP)
I kind of hate the fact that she is clearly classicaly good looking and gorgeous, but she usually masks this all with bad style, fashion and le quirky shit.

I want to see her in a thong/slinglet, or lingerie all ready.

Queen muscle mommy, I need to eat her cake.

>>942273424

I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?

E

>>942273470

> classically good looking and gorge

>>942273534
Now that I think about it, I don't remember a single thing adrian said or if her name was adrian and I'm pretty sure rocky II was about saving the turtles and it makes a lot more sense than the star trek movie spock did even though it was the worse star trek movie until they did a remake after the new generation I still want to watch re runs of the outer limits

>>942273591
You know I have no idea who this person is until I watched a youtube video about them shoving stuff in a blender. I think we all got a blender phase I kinda think most milk based things fall apart if you don';t put a banana in there but I am starting to understand why my migrant forefathers started to hate eating bananas individually.

>>942273598

I think the Rocky movies are essentially about a guy beefing up after using code: beef to buy protein powder and supplements and then he beats so guy called Ivan Dragqueen idk

>>942273806
What the fuck that was like the 3rd or 4th movie and he just got beat up until it worked because he was the title character. I think maybe we need to go back to the blender phase, maybe a banana?

>>942273805

sire have you tried showing the banana up your ass?

>>942273842

I think Cocky or whatever his name is should learn a thing about two from Lean Beef Patty about bulking up. . .

>>942273845
No. Although if you were finger banging a chick to that I'd put it in the freezer first. Just don't freeze it rock solid if you're putting it in her pussy and she wants to eat it first. It firms it up a little bit.

>>942273890
Well fuck if she wants to crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon I'd pretend like I'd listen to her too.

>Leefbeefsteroids
I'm getting sick of seeing fake natty meg griffin

>>942273899

so you are like the pussy banana understander on this website correct

>>942273932

get in line

>>942273988
We've all been through a blender phase bruh. Fucking we're always chasing that girl that made you do high intensity cardio and is disapointed you're dragging ass

>>942274095

are you saying you are dragging ass rn? do some cardio

>>942274170
Nah I aint dragging ass I'm pretty sure she was flirting with me. like 10 or 15 years from now I'm gonna have a fetish about her showing off her whale tail at me. Or whatever kind of stuff people do when they do things while I'm trying to sprint.

>>942274249

you were supposed to flash your own whale tail back at her . . .

>>942274320
I don't have time to bleed.
>>942274359
???
Really???
???

>>942274320

> lean beef poopy

>>942274387

its the name of the game anon
venmo me the pay for this sage advice later

>>942274407

mfw someone says Lean Beef Poopy

>>942274448
I'm not sure what venmo is but I'll send you either and or if I don't like you maybe
3fiddy
or 99 and you gotta round it

>>942274522

fair girls gotta make living to buy banana

>>942274506
pretty eyes I bet they'll notice who has their brights on or not without an LED kind bullshit intensity of the sun turn off this light was commen sense before the police are like I can't billy jack this fucker with a sap anymore
>>942274634
Yeah now that I think about it, it's probably weird to ask a girl why she's buying so many bananas at one time like hey thanks, do you need more bananas than that? I got a real banana for you

>>942274774

thats bananas
careful or i will go gorilla mode

>>942274878
well fuck it'd be kinda akward if I tried to tip her money for giving me a ride home. Can't really tell her I was her to crush my head like a watermelon between her thighs.
Fuckin peace out? maybe?

>>942274996

its okay but getting your head crushed between the thighs is gonna cost you 3fiddy extra

>>942275085
No it's not, but we need to go back in time to save the turtles. I aint touching that fucker either. It's a turtle I don';t know what your idea of a turtle is but ?I'd be very amused when they actually do turtle things like move and bite things.

>>942275178

this is the turtle face

>>942275264
I mean, in retrospect I'd tell you to not touch a turtle they doing turtle things. Now I would maybe get drunk and pully my dick out? Stop trying to confuse me the obdoligobdugotta is why an alligator is angry.

>>942275264
I mean, you're a turtle. Do turtle things. Stop trying to make me your pimp enforcer every time you do a drug deal.

>>942275657
You know if I fought my way out of every fucking drug deal I was ever in I'd be dead or in jail by now.

>>942275657
>>942275694

I simply ate everyone trying to fite me at a drug deal

>>942275763
that's an option but now you've told me it doesn't matter if you want to knife fight me. Jumping out a window doesn't fix this, you're the only witness and windows are going to make you fall a bit harder when you land on shattered glass
.

>>942275860

Im a shredded turtle glass and knives cant cut me

>>942275950
I mean I'm mostly a pacifist. I aint dealing with you anymnore and I will maybe actually attack if I find you around here if you aint got a respectable job. I think I'm being unjustly persecuted for different reasons. Other than fuck this high intensity cardio fuck if I can catch a breath I should be sprinting.

>>942276059

we could fight with frozen bananas if we have to fight but Id rather do cardio together
I could be your bodyguard and you could be my long lost pal

>>942276130
My struggles aint indicidive of a whole. Read some sherlock or shlock. A plato cave allegory never makes so much sense until you tasted real honey compared to the fascimile they perpetuate. being shoved into a hole and fed a lie that seems similar I get it. There is one chance at life and the commies fed you lies.
You ever seen that movie that dude hung himself. Our union is a thing while it's a thing.

>>942276387

all I know is the cummies shoved real honey in my hole

>>942276712
Fuckin maybe there is bee wax in it. I'm not a buidda a or enligheted being. I eat and savor the wierdest insects I'd try to eliminate.

>>942276833
I mean, I won't murder you over honey but why the fuck am I eating regugiated insects kinda stuff? It's crazy to see people not want things from that. Demanding imitations. I get influenciang it somewjhat. when you tasted it, you can't shove it back down into a cave

>>942271575
cutie

wouldcuddle/10

>Is that a fake natty le heckin quirkerinooo e-girl???
>big STEROID abs!! just like my chinese cartoons
>AHH FUCK IM GONNA COOOM SO QUIRKERINOOO

whooooah I had to put down my gatcha game to POST in the LEANBEEFSTEROIDS thread again!!!

>>942277574
>>942278030
Shut up retard. she can crush me between her thighs for other reasons.

>>942268326 (OP)
>Killer Bee, show me a right angle
>Yes, Lord Bison

>>942269281
>this instathot gives otherinstathot vibes

thanks, retard

>>942269307
They walk the line between being sponsored by horny simps and still being able to get a husband.

It's a fine line that women try and land on every day.

fuckin if Iron maidon claimed run to the hills. you stage an Jesus fucking christ you murdered every one there, how do you cast musket ballsI dont honestly think I meant shut up literally. You understand what others do when they can? I only kill people I have to. Regardless if they're in my way.

>>942278618
I don't hink I am imposing my will on others. Fuck if I aint want to load a ball for a motherfucker when I see them. I don't think it matters how many fall down when I get a chance to actually fist fight this piece of human trash.

>>942278840
I should flip a lot more tables and demand fist fights over the god damned life I'm living

>>942278973
Not like I'll fucking murder you over it, like I should punch you so hard you'll gain some kind of retardation that makes sense to you.

>>942279083
You get a thrill when I gotta roll up my sleeves and knock some fucking sense into you. I can't fucking punch every mother fucker in the head that needs to be punched in the head.

>>942279226
If it bleeds you can kill it.

>>942278232
>I LOVE COOOOMING AHHHHHH FUCK JUST LIKE MY CHINESE CARTOONS STEROID ABUSING PATRICIA IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM

>>942278232
>>942280001

could crush u2 bb

>>942268326 (OP)
Not muscular enough

>>942280450
Based

>>942278508
shit is so stupid i laughed