Thread 942285426

What's the sluttiest thing your wife/gf/ex has done?
femanons welcome

One time my wife allowed my penis to enter her vagina, wild I know

>>942285426 (OP)
The way I've heard the story, back when my wife was really young, she actually fell out of a vagina

>>942285426 (OP)
last month I was performing cunnilingus on my girlfriend, and a piece of corn landed on my tongue.

I continued going down on her, when a piece of potato rolled out of her vagina and went directly into my mouth.

she's a super slut... finally, I started really tonging her hole deeply, and a piece of meat came out of her and landed in my mouth

when I say "a piece of meat", It was actually two pieces of meat connected by a piece of gristle

I asked her, "slut, are you sick?"

And she said, "no, but the customer before you was"

>>942285645
Story?

IYKYK

>>942285735
<insert rimshot here>

>>942285426 (OP)
My wife when she was 14, fucked her uncle in the Livingroom, while her mom was in the kitchen making them dinner.

>>942285426 (OP)
She took part in a nude bike ride with her friends

>>942288767
Story plz

>>942285426 (OP)
An ex got groped by a bunch of guys for free drinks

>>942288785
Pics

>>942289786
There's not all that much to the story beyond that, they had fucked a few times prior and she decided to just give him a quick BJ.
That BJ turned into her straddling him right there.

They finished in good time before her mom would have caught them. Like she said her mom didnt come into the livingroom to chat until 5-8 minutes after she came back from the bathroom after the sex.

>>942290089
How long did she fuck him?

>>942288767
>>942290089
My ex fucked her uncle too. He lived with her mom during his divorce. She was 17-19 and he was in his early 40s.

>>942290303
she said it was a hard, rough and energetic 5 minutes

So a quickie.

>>942290311
it seems to be fairly common, like with cousins

>>942290430
The crazy thing is I was friends with her during this time and hung out with him a bunch. Like they probably fucked right before or right after I was with them.

>>942289842
Why would I have them?

>>942290430
No I meant how long in years
And why did they stop

>>942290649
Oh it was just a year or two. he lived real close to them for a little bit and that when it happened.

It stopped when he moved to get a new job and they only saw each other for holidays, but they never hooked up after that

Had a party out our house with some of her friends, her guy best friend was staying the night. She started to strip for us and ended up blowing both of hs

>>942290718
Do you find it hot?

>>942290860
yes, very.
She was a fucking hottie back then too.

>>942285426 (OP)
I’ve posted a lot before. I had a thing with my dad’s neighbor while I had a bf. He was married.

When she was younger she wore her gymastics leotard for the son of a family friend and made him jizz after playing truth or dare

>>942290932
Always enjoy seeing you around.
Notice I haven't asked for more pics.

>>942291397
I did yes! Thank you. But you got the one pic from back then and I think you.

>>942291495
I did and definitely saw why he wanted you.

>>942292300
I didn’t realize it then but now I see it too. But it was fun for me too so I don’t feel bad about it.

I dated a girl in college who was a very minor celebrity. Had done a few TV shows and small movie parts as a kid. But worked with some very famous actors. Was offered a permanent TV role after the pilot that she turned down cause it would have meant she had to move, but that charecter ended up going for like 10 seasons.

Anyways she was an absolute nympho in college. Amazing ass. I remember the first time we hooked up at a party walking back to my dorm we keep stopping to make out and she's flashing her ass in this great little lace thong at all the passing cars. She loved being hurt, like spank her till she cried kinda stuff. We only dated a few months, then I graduated and lost contact but a friend who was in her class said the rumor is at some point she got spit roasted in a frat bathroom.

Great time think about her a lot. Absolutely no tits but incredible ass.

>>942292641
I've asked you a lot of questions about it.
Are there any other fun details that you haven't already shared?

>>942293145
Did I tell you about the time he stayed with my dad after he sold the house and came back to visit family? It was fun but not as fun as when we had his house to ourselves.

>>942293497
I asked you about the last time he fucked you and you said there were two last times. One when he came back to visit.
Tell me about this second last time fucking you in your Dad's house.

>>942293782
I guess that was the second last time. The first last time was before they sold the house and were packing it up. It was one of the last days she was working. It was another usual pool day

>>942294259
What was it like when you saw or talked to his wife?
Did you ever want to brag to her about what you had done?

>>942294505
It was scary at the time. I didn’t see her often but there were times I’d go there and she was home. She was really nice to me but I was always afraid she was gonna know somehow.

>>942294892
Did he ever talk about his wife to you?

>>942295073
Kinda, he told me about things she wouldn’t do for him, how she let her body go and things like that.

>>942295638
What wouldn't she do that you did?

>>942285426 (OP)
>book hotel
>take elevator to room, nerdy asian guy on elevator with us
>turns out he's out neighbour in the room next door
>both go into our respective rooms, turns out they're quite small
>fast forward and she and I are fucking
>put her against the wall which adjoins both rooms
>tell her the nerdy asian next door is beating his little dick to the sound of her White pussy getting fucked
>she goes crazy, moaning louder like a whore, narrating how I'm fucking her so he can hear
>never heard her so vocal
Not super crazy but honestly so fucking hot. If he had knocked on the door I'd have invited him in

>>942296401
Oral foreplay, riding him, doggy whenever he wanted. He said he could tell I was enjoying it and she didn’t. He said I made him feel wanted.

She went cruising for cock in Vegas a few years ago at some bridal shower.

My ex did a full nude photo shoot for a male friends “catalog” - didn’t find out until a few years later and was pretty shocked

>>942297279
She found some

>>942297404
>get cucked by a nig
>your gf is literally crawled up between his legs swallowing his cock
>it isn't even a bbc, it's small
Dunno if that's hotter or sadder

>>942296944
Did he ever buy you stuff?

>>942285426 (OP)
My wife is the ultra conservative throphy wife stay at home mom. You would never think she’s a slut in any shape or form. On vacation? Adult only resort? She’s fucking everyone. We’re not out as a stag vixen couple at all but when we go on one our trips to temptations or desire. She has 100% freedom to suck, fuck, and do whatever she wants. Her only hard rule is she won’t fuck niggers.

>>942297404
Fucking disgusting. White women fucking niggers is hilarious and sad. I’m all for having fun with the wife but the nigger obsession with cucks is mental gymnastics.

>>942297922
He bought me lingerie to take home and swim suits to wear at his house.

>>942298613
Do you still have the lingerie?

>>942298721
No, i dated a guy in college that liked to rip clothes. We went through those fast

>>942298931
Were the swimsuits he bought you more revealing than the ones you had?

>>942299196
Yeah they were stringier and def more revealing. He would have me wear them while we had sex