Thread 942361672

Didn't sleep last night
Got a wig I'm super excited about (not fully styled yet)
Going to get really stoned
How are you guys doing?

>>942361672 (OP)
Be my wife you silly cunt.

>>942361672 (OP)
Would you write "Cherry Browns BTFO" on you're* butt/tummy?

>>942361672 (OP)
Show your dick

>>942361822
As in the keyboard?

>>942361876
Yes

>>942361858
Sorry, old pic. Don't have a dick in my house at the moment

>>942361969
Your eyes are like two beautiful eyes that see things. Show me your styled wigs my love.

>>942361938
Wait a minute, this sounds like it might be a sex pervert thing

And here I did some crunches so I could envision if such a thing would be the worst idea in the world or no. I even put my weed down.

You have to show feet now

>>942361876
if you could also burn a cherry brown keyboard on video I will pay for its replacement

>>942362223
The Browns need to be defeated...
Help me destroy the Cherry Browns!

>>942361672 (OP)
cute wig
hope you have matching polish on your toes

>>942361969
oh yay I do love the Monster flavour that tastes like pure battery acid with a smidge of uranium!!

>>942362051
Thank you
I got surgery on them because they were really bad at seeing things, but now they see things a lot better, so I appreciate you noticing. Apparently I have really thick corneas

I'll be honest, I have little experience styling wigs. I think I'm just getting out of the "learning what not to do" stage. But I'll be really careful with this wig. I have some wigs, but none I could truly present as an example of any sort of skill. But that's okay because it's still fun

>>942362625
>that's okay because it's still fun
absolutely based attitude, as long as you're enjoying it who cares
also nobody is born an expert wig stylist

>>942361672 (OP)

Why the clown show?

You don't have legitimate bipolar
So why the clown show?

Are you just afraid of becoming your mother?

Why the clownshow?

>>942361969
socks: spotted

>>942362548
Thank you! The toe nail polish is almost identical except it's slightly more pink. It looked different in the container. I've never bought nail polish, but sometimes you just go places and they give you nail polish. Fun

>>942362797
Fun

>>942362732
Thank you! Do you have a hobby you are working on?

>>942362885
would love to see it but i'll try to have some self-control...
pro tip whenever you get new paint, just paint some on the outside of the bottle so you always have an accurate color label

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities.
......

>>942362962
Not just a hobby...
Not just a passion...
Its* a lifestyle. A creed.

>>942363067
What's your origin story? We need to know

>>942362625
Show them anyway I wanna see your style.

>>942363127
You asked.......

>CRACK!
Lightning struck, hitting the dark and looming factory - a clap of thunder followed. The factory's lights flickered. Another crash of lighting shone above, illuminating the foreboding building settled on top of a hill - the deafening crash sounding out. Above the sounds of thunder and torrential rain came maniacal laughter.
"I've done it!" Doctor Cherry screamed. "I've finally made the Cherry MX2A Browns!"
Lightning struck again, sending electricity through the twisted machine and sparking the creature to life. "Its* alive!"
The lights went dark as the hungry machine used all of the power.
The wind grew quiet and the rain became soft as the eye of the storm passed over the Doctor and his creation. Doctor Cherry turned on the lights to see his terrible creation.
"Mein Gott! What have I done?!" He stared at the abomination in front of him. The Brown stirred, pulling at its chains. Doctor Cherry looked at the force curve hoping he was wrong...
"It's even worse than I thought! I must exterminate this horrible creation!" He moved to grab his axe and kill the Cherry MX2A Brown, but just then another strike of lightning hit the machine. The lights flickered, the Brown groaned and yanked on its shackles. It tore free of the chains - thrashing about in a terrifying, but smooth motion...
Doctor Cherry was thrown to the floor. The Brown lumbered towards him.
"You were supposed to be a tactile switch! Not a shitty linear!" The Brown picked up the Doctor by his neck and began strangling him.
"I HAVE NOTICEABLE FEEDBACK" said the Brown. Doctor Cherry tried clawing at the Brown's grip, but was unable to break free. The Doctor went slack as his life drained from his body. The Brown snapped Doctor Cherry's neck, which produced tactile feedback, and screamed up at the storm.

>>942362962
ugh i have too many hobbies lol, but getting over the "i'm not good enough at this" hurdle really helped me enjoy them
life's too short to worry about things you do for fun

>>942363178
The Brown made its way out of the factory and into the town below. The people saw the Brown for what it was - a monster. They picked up their pitchforks and torches and formed a mob. They surrounded the Brown and it knew fear.
Just when the based townspeople were about to destroy the Brown, Doctor Cherry's creation used its shitty spring to jump over the crowd - spraying them in Cherry's factory lubricant which was so course that the flesh of the townsfolk was stripped from their body.
They Brown was able to escape, but there are those who are based enough to seek vengeance, and one day we shall be able to say...
>The End

tits or gtfo

>>942363167
Oh wow, the wig, make-up, everything in your picture is so beautiful!

I really like this wig! It's one of my favourites, but I need to cut the bangs a bit shorter so my eyebrows aren't completely hidden. I'm just a bit scared to. I cut the bangs on my red and black one, which turned out okay

This is my first wig and the biggest mess. That's why the whole wig's not shown

>>942364035
holy shit i love this big floofy curly mess
also just adorable in general but what a hairdo!!

this is a huge turn off.

>>942361672 (OP)
>Dem pupils
What drugs are you on anon?

>>942363799
the wig/outfit synergy here is devious...

>>942361672 (OP)
doing great thanks. just finishing off some work and then i can relax.

i like the wig.

sharpie in pooper.

>>942364243
Right now, marijuana, but at the time I was sober. Did accidentally get setting spray in one eye. Not that that would change the pupil. It was my first time using setting spray. I have no idea what's "useful" for makeup, but my friend recommend it

>>942364340
You just have pupils that indicate you being on uppers of some sort or that you were super happy when that image was taken.
What are you here on /b/ posting yourself for though? I can't tell you how many times that I have witnessed guys and gals doing that, only to have it blow up in their face.

>>942364119
Thank you! It's definitely a really fun with. And bouncy too. I also have this one. It was a gift from my mom, so it's special to me

>>942364543
The wigs are neat, but why do you have so many, do you need them because you have alopecia areata or something?

>>942364601
I've acquired them over the years. The first was a gift from my sister, then one I bought, then a gift from my mother, then one I bought. I was worried I might be losing a bit of hair, but I just had my first haircut in years and the hairdresser said she didn't see any signs

I also asked the dental hygienist if my tongue was normal and she said it was, so maybe I worry too much

>>942364543
big bouncy hair is so underrated!
nice gradient on this one

>>942364455
I want to talk with people and then have the conversation disappear after a short while, and for me to never know if I'll ever chat with anyone here again. There's less pressure that way

>>942365144
I mean, I know anyone can screenshot, but there's nothing to come back to

>>942361672 (OP)
You will never be a woman

>>942364877
So you like them as an accessory, I'm the same with hats, I have a bunch of them and my favorite one is made of leather with a flat top and brim so large that it goes out beyond my shoulders. It's super silly looking and that alongside having inherited it from good friend of mine who sadly died is why I love it.
I'm happy for you that you aren't losing your hair, but I gotta ask, how would your tongue looking abnormal relate to hair loss?
I've also had periods where I worried too much, shit sucks but luckily it is possible to practice your way out of it.
>>942365144
>>942365186
Sure it can be fun to have conversations with people on here, but I think posting pictures of yourself is ill advised, I've seen people get doxxed and harassed because some creepers on here weaponized their autism and used little things in the background of images to figure out where they live.
>There's less pressure that way
Do you often experience pressure when interacting with people in real life?

>>942363799
i know you're not looking for thirst replies but just know you have that effect if it is any kind of compliment

>>942365368
Yeah! Thank you! Oh, I meant that the two things are similar in that I asked someone about something I was worrying about for a while and having them be a bit confused. Sorry if I'm not the most understandable. I appreciate you asking

Yes. I have been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder. However, I still do interact with people in the real world

>>942365368
Oh that sounds like such a lovely hat. I'm so glad you have something that is so strongly associated with your friend. My mom's dead, so the wig she gave me means a lot to me too

>>942365704
that kind of mild hypochondria is common with other anxiety dx... just remember it always helps to bounce ideas off others if you're worried, don't get trapped in your own head!

>>942365900
Thank you! I appreciate it. I hope you're having a great day.

>>942365704
>Sorry if I'm not the most understandable. I appreciate you asking
Well you cleared it up, so no worries.
>Yes. I have been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder.
I used to suffer from that too, as well as pretty severe agoraphobia, but luckily I managed to ask for and receive the help I needed to work my way out of those issues.
I can highly recommend cognitive behavioral therapy combined with mindfulness meditation, to deal with your social anxiety, those things helped me tremendously.
>>942365754
I'm sorry to hear that your mom passed away, but I'm happy that you have the wig to remember her by. Having things to remember passed loved ones by is sort of like having a part of them that still lives on past their death.

>>942361672 (OP)
Why'd you stop your reddit posts?

>>942361672 (OP)
show your ass in fishnets

>>942361672 (OP)
i wanna cream you're asshole

>>942366035
Thank you. I am sorry about the loss of your close friend as well. I am very glad you are doing better now than you were. I appreciate the advice. I am doing those things, and things have been improving.

>>942361969
>>942363799
please i am begging for more socks