Thread 942420987

how do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>942420987 (OP)
You seem mad

>>942420987 (OP)
What's 16 inches long, dark blueish black and capable of making any woman scream?
A stillborn baby.

>>942420987 (OP)
i'd tell them they spelled niggers wrong

>>942420987 (OP)
I like weed

Donkeybros, i'm starting to think we were wrong when we said being an illegal alien isn't a crime.

>>942420987 (OP)
I don't get it

>>942421285
Op is unfunny and think it's because his jokes are about religion and Trump.

>>942421149
What’s the difference between a girls track team, and a group of pygmies?

Well, one is a group of of cunning little runts…

>>942421538
Did you know that pigeons die after they have sex?
At least that's what happened when I fucked one.

Do you know why all Welsh farmers wear button up trousers?
Welsh sheep can hear the sound of a zipper opening from a mile away.

What is the difference between Stephen Fry and a frumpy old lesbian?
Stephen Fry is a cunning linguist.

>>942420987 (OP)
When I make pro-pedophilia jokes everyone yells at me, no matter where on the internet I am. There's a catharsis to being in control of who is mad at me and how mad they are.

>>942420987 (OP)
Say, “No I don’t.”

Poop

Superman was flying around above Metropolis when he saw Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on top of the roof of the Justice League building.
Now normally he would have averted his eyes and flown away. But him and Lois Lane hadn't been talking to each other for more than a month because of a stupid argument and he was backed up something fierce.
He felt bad for being tempted by Wonder Woman, but reasoned with himself that if he did it quicker than she could perceive, he could relieve some pressure without her being none the wiser.
So he shamefully swooped down faster than the eye could see and did what his testicles demanded of him with nothing but a brief whooshing as evidence for his misdeed.
Wonder Woman jumped up in a startled manner and exclaimed "What in Sam Hill was that?".
"I have no idea" replied the Invisible Man "But my ass hurts like heck".

>>942420987 (OP)
>how do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>942420987 (OP)
do you have an actually good Trump joke or a religion joke? maybe a religion joke that isn't taking pot shots at Christians that remind you of your parents?

retard nigger

>>942429126
you seem upset

Both artificial and retarded sides are controlled by jews.

>>942429534

https://nukebook.org/instruments/camp/mixed-purpose-camp/auschwitz/379/

>>942420987 (OP)
>the faggot liberal can't tell the difference between laughing at niggers shooting each other and celebrating violence against people you want dead

>>942420987 (OP)
This goes both ways

>>942421149
The BBC.

>>942432511
Your dick is a dead baby?
Gross

>>942420987 (OP)
i love it.

>>942425842
I too remember this joke from Hollow Man (2000). I know the joke's older than that but dam that brings back memories.

>>942421149
What's bloody, red, ripped apart into pieces and makes the would-be-mother cry from guilt? Abortion.

>>942420987 (OP)
I dont vote so none of this applies to me. both sides are this crying and kicking child. its just one side is satisfied for 4 years if their color wins and the other side kicks and screams for 4 years. pretty much goes back and forth.

all politics are stupid

>>942420987 (OP)
post examples, faggot.

>>942436735
not specifically about trump but the people that had been making fun of george floyd for the past 5 years throwing a fit when people started making fun of charlie kirk and photoshopping his face onto reaction images

>>942437543
One was criminal scum, the other just wanted to have a discussion

>>942440229
One died at the hands of the gov (tyranny) the other welcomed his death as gun deaths are an acceptable part of gun ownership (his words not mine)

>>942440412
He never welcomed political assassinations and you know it, neither was he treated like a saint in spite of being a criminal, quite the opposite actually.
Also the state didn't force George Floyd to overdose on fentanyl.

>>942440532
He did welcome gun deaths, how did he die again? By a gun? Kek

Im not rehashing geroge floyds death with you.

>>942440606
A political assassination is not one of the regular guns deaths we should just expect and get used to, also if you want to give charlie the blame for his own death, be decent enough to hand George who actually inadvertently killed himself the same treatment.

>>942440728
He was a politician? No? He was a social media influencer. Sorry he thought gun deaths were acceptable then died by a gun

>>942440839
>He was a politician? No?
Exactly, the answer is no, he held no political office.
>He was a social media influencer. Sorry he thought gun deaths were acceptable then died by a gun
See this is why people don't find your jokes very funny, they come across more like malicious defamation of a man who was murdered for sharing his opinion.
You're not trying to be funny, you're trying to bait rage and then act all surprised pikachu when you get it.

>>942440921
So it wasnt a political assassination as you or anon said? And he did say gun deaths are an acceptable part of gun ownership?

>>942440958
>So it wasnt a political assassination as you or anon said?
You can be politically assassinated without being a politician, just like you can be a political prisoner without being a politician, but you're pretending not to know that for the sake of your nonargument.
>And he did say gun deaths are an acceptable part of gun ownership?
Yes, but he never said that gun deaths were an acceptable part of political discourse, but you also know that, you're just being an disingenuous fuck again.

>>942441044
Cools story. He is dead, he died by a gunshot and he said gun deaths are an acceptable part of ownership. I dont feel bad for him or his family.

>>942441123
Fair, be a sociopath fuck like this, show how willing you are to condone the political murder of people who would condemn one of their own murdering you in the same fashion that one of yours killed Charlie.

>>942441183
>gusie my high road
You condone the murder of person by the gov without trial. Kek

>>942441220
the government didn't shove that fentanyl down his throat anon, stop comparing apples to cabbages.

>>942441249
What/who did the jury determine was responsible for georges death?

Protip: it wasnt fentanyl

>>942441274
What about the coroner, what did he claim killed floyd?

>>942420987 (OP)
Make a funny joke and I'll laugh.

>>942420987 (OP)
Depends. It seems like 99% of trannoid “humor” is
>Participate in my fetish or I’ll murder you
And
>I’m going to groom and sodomize your kids
That’s not dark humor, that’s just mental illness.

>>942441386
What about the independent medical examiner who testified it didnt

>>942441965
I'd like to amend my words, I also looked it up again and it would be more fair to say that the fentanyl was a contributing factor, that alongside some serious diseases he had, made him more susceptible to die from the way Chauvin kneeled on his neck.
That still isn't the situation where the state deliberately murdered him without trial though, which was a bad faith accusation to level at me.

>>942420987 (OP)
Let out a really long and smelly fart.

What? You can't make your farts smell on command?

poop and niggers dying

>>942442177
So what youre saying is fentanyl didnt kill him, the cop did and you condone his murder because he is a nigger?

>>942443490
No, that is what you're saying because you're the hateful asshole and I'm not, so you project at me.
Chauvin did an involuntary homicide and while that is bad, it doesn't compare to how bad the assassination of Carlie Kirk was and the two cases are also not comparable because Chauvin doesn't represent conservatives either.
In fact the comparison is wholly unreasonable from all angles.

>>942443666
So then why did you or anon bring it up?

>>942445105
Anon compared the two and we got into the weed, then I worked us out of the weeds.