Thread 942438465

Atheists, if you were hungry and in front of you is a deep fried christian baby, would you eat it?

Do I have to be hungry?

>>942438465 (OP)
It doesnt have to be christian. Just no blacks, hard to tell if they are overdone.

>>942438465 (OP)
that's grotesque

No, I'm catholic so I would just fuck it.

>>942438465 (OP)
I've put worse things in my mouth.

>>942438655
You're a terrible catholic then. Just kidding, I know you think you're funny, I was the same way at 13.

>>942438465 (OP)
I'm vegetarian

>>942438465 (OP)
although I don't acknowledge any imaginary gods, I also don't acknowledge the label "atheist"

That's just another imaginary construct, and I refuse to have these imaginary templates applied to me

however, I'm a pescovegetarian (once every blue moon I will eat a piece of salmon)

the day they start grinding up humans and turning them into hamburgers is the day eating other animals would be fair

If anything deserves to be ground up and destroyed, it's the human race

>>942438465 (OP)
it would be a sin to let a perfectly good deep fried christian baby go to waste however it wouldn't be my first choice
this is assuming it's not Lent or Friday

>>942438465 (OP)

I think it's fair to say everybody hates Christians, the entire world looks down our nose at them, and we actually ENJOY actively hating them.

Christians are THE most gullible humans ever

The only people who are more gullible are Trump supporters

>>942438837
I think its fair to say picrel

>>942438465 (OP)
Yes.

Christians aren't going to get suckered out of money when buying a toilet seat... they are savvy consumers, who do price comparisons, making sure they spend the least amount of money for the best quality

........... But when it came to choosing a life's belief system?

they didn't even have the forethought to ask for a tiny drop of proof before jumping in head first

THEY PUT MORE SCRUTINY INTO CHOOSING A TOILET SEAT THAN THEY DID CHOOSING A MESSIAH

>>942438882
And I think it's fair to say you don't have a fucking job and you don't get any pussy

correct me if I'm wrong.. But it's fair to say You're an unemployed masturbating douchebag

>>942438655
>Catholic
crazy shit to say after Epstein and Prince andrew the Queen's favourite
Reminder that The Queen/King of England is basically the Pope of protestantism

>>942438882

did your girlfriend help you choose that picture?

lol.......

SPEAKING OF YOU BEING MOLESTED AS A CHILD:

So you didn't run and scream for help?
You actually allowed them to continue molesting your mind with Christianity?

You actually allowed them to continue brainwashing you with that 'jesus' bullshit?

>>942438465 (OP)
Depends on how hungry. Peckish? No. Near death from starvation? Yea probably.

>>942438465 (OP)

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHRISTIAN BABY

Christianity relies on brainwashing young children before their old enough to realize they can run and scream for help

But a baby is not old enough to brainwash yet

And I don't give a fuck about baptism, because splashing water doesn't do a fucking thing

It's only after the child has been brainwashed with the LIES of Christianity that the child becomes expendable and worthless

>>942438465 (OP)

If the baby was removed from the dangerous cult of Christianity, the baby would never become religious at all

once a child has become brainwashed with Christianity, the child is no longer redeemable

at that point, just like child molestation victims, the child will grow up and continue pushing the cult of Christianity on other innocent children

So they all need to be rounded up and forced into concentration camps where they can't hurt any more children