Thread 942471158

Waifu thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

>>942471158 (OP)
>Previous: I'm not pasting previous
Lazy bum -.-

>>942471310
I'm terminally employed, you do it

>>942472264
Beautiful

>>942472352
I wasn't here for the last thread, wouldn't even know where to look. All because you couldn't provide a link!

Yet again the usual samethread full of samepics posted by samefags downloaded from samewebs.
SPIELBERG OF THE WAIFU reporting in!
Arent yet you sick of that bunch of shitty pics/vids claiming to be "waifu" stuff?

whhhuh

>>942472823
FUCK YOU!

>>942473719
Ghngguh...

>>942474193
AY FUCK YOU!

Yet again the usual samethread full of samepics posted by samefags downloaded from samewebs.
SPIELBERG OF THE WAIFU reporting in!
Arent yet you sick of that bunch of shitty pics/vids claiming to be "waifu" stuff?

>>942474193
it may happen

>consider the case of waifufags, lonely men now in their 20's, 30s and 40's, spending another night alone at home
>men who feel unmatched bliss purchasing merchandise or downloading multiple images of anime teenagers and younger from Japan and playing through schizophrenic fantasies for hours, days... years
>nothing else elicits such emotions from waifufags, they just love posting and searching for these little girls again and again and then searching for more
>if they feels bored, insofar they are capable of that emotion, he might switch to avatarfagging or ERP'ing, or even koikatsu
>the words "waifu" might not mean much to you or me, but to these men it is their entire world, an alternative to real relationships
>surely you think they must be a strange and odd case
>yet the thread you are about to see has countless such men, living phantom lives in parents basements
>some say these men need lives, or jobs, the responsibilities of adult life
>however it is much more likely that they have entered... The SCHIZO Zone

>>942474441
NO, FUCK YOU!
>>942474566
Will*
It will happen.

>>942474930
yeah, probably

Why does SOPMOD get an alarm system?

>>942474988
Willhelmscream.sfx
>>942475005
Perchance.
>>942475620
Why can't I?

>>942475620
people should be notified of the gayest avatarfag in the thread

>>942474930
SUCK MY DICK!

>>942475620
>Why (o why) can't I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

>>942477085
that's a formal invitation since you're all fags

Claim

nigga buying women clothing and showing the link 2x first was straight up women lingerie but i didn't have that saved
gay as hell lol
>im not a tranny!
yea u r

>>942477085
EAT SHIT AND DIE!
>>942478252
Granny.

>>942478749
Dude dressed up as a lady lol
the image of a brown boy in that knit lingerie makes me laugh
you are the biggest loserfaggot niggerfaggot on the board

how do you get away you work with paisa niggers that can't tell your shoes have sparkles? I met a guy who would wear women clothing because he was homeless
skinny black guy wearing a hello kitty jacket and rode on a barbie bike

>>942478749
She has a young heart!

>>942479188
She's just barely past a thousand years! She's in the bloom of her youth!
I like her so much. It kinda hurts in the heart as she learns more about the feelings inside her.

>>942478968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1X6L8Kl5-I !!!

We're so back.

Fox.

>>942481703
What made you quit dressing up as a woman?

I did?

He did?

>>942482724
yes you said you were a femboy and you retired

I retired from actively being a femboy, but that doesn't mean I stopped gay dressing for fun and proper occasions.

>>942482998
proper occasions? no occasion is proper for a man to present himself as a woman. you're free to do it but there's no proper occasion.

Jesus christ this thread smells foul

The Pokemon Hideo Kojima feet model

The future is now old man.

But Jules you're older than me

>>942485304
Seija, I didn't go out.

>>942486255
Thats great, why though?

waifu

>>942486276
I was filling the cumbottle

>>942486657
avatar

>>942485304
How about Ten?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZwxKQAiZq0&list=RDqZwxKQAiZq0&start_radio=1

>>942487139
i always felt it was a little overblown, it wasnt that exciting
i think the abyss deserved more attention in his filmography

>>942487225
Clever bastard.

>>942487637
Why is she so puppy coded

>>942488023
Youve been saying this for three years now and I still have no fucking idea what that is supposed to mean.

>>942487619
no i meant avatar as in you post an avatar something to be recognized by and it's perfectly fine because this isn't a waifu thread anyway except in name which is fine because having a waifu means you're crazy or a gooner

Having an avatar is fine but you're big gays so you're also crazy but other than being a loony troony you're regular cringe gay men

>>942488103
She bleps, she mlems, her horns are like ears, and she has a "pet me" aura

>>942488338
she does NOT have a "pet me aura".

>>942488480
she looks like she has greasy stringy thin hair and smells bad

wait a minute that sounds like a poodle left in tge rain

>>942488480
She's such a boo

to think I was about to agree.

nigga who posted cp multiple times saying other people are crazy lmao

>>942488953
you don't have proof i however have proof that most posters think they're women

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>942488648
Do not pet the Seija.

>>942490460
avatar

>>942491708
nigga wearing dresses lmao and lingerie

>>942491708
I wish he put the same effort that he puts into making your shitpost into making mine.

>>942492068
I don't notice, I don't read them to begin with.

>>942492212
Just knowing that he would put so much effort seething about me would be enough to make me smile, I wouldnt have to actually read them.

>>942492068
as cringe as you are i can't really talk shit because you're just some cringe fag it's not as funny to me
also xhes lying doing that performative apathy shit again he reads it
he gets upset tries to bait in retaliation

>>942492255
How do you think Relm would feel about AI images?

>>942492255
I just made fun of him.
You should make fun out of people more often.

Nah, you dont talk shit about me because you cant, you know nothing about me, and what little you think you know are lies, be it because you made them up yourself or shit that I purposefully throw around to mess with people.
You are meaningless, you know nothing, you do nothing, you are worth nothing.

>>942492471
Frankly unsure, Ive been meaning to dive in the now defunct mobile game where she gets more characterization to know her better.
But basing myself on what little she has on the original game, Id say shed hate it and hate anyone that uses them, drawing and painting is the one thing that she seems to take seriously and is basically her life, shes clearly capable of understanding how much of a mockery of real drawings that is, and should you tell her that in order to make AI images you have to feed the machine actual images made by real people, often without their consent shed probably pull off a Sephiroth and burn everything to the ground herself.
>>942492547
But I have made fun of him too, he just seems to have a hateboner for you specifically for some reason.

>>942492255
All i got on you is you're a fag and lonely who makes self insert art of the only friends you have which is online and that's not funny it's just sad
>seething
making fun of men in dresses isn't out of disgust and it's funny because i can just post a trannyjak whenever he gets upset and he'll get more upset because it's him
>>942492547
no i made fun of you
lole wearing dresses you father should beat the shit out of you

>>942492636
>Nah, you dont talk shit about me because you cant
wrong

>you know nothing about me, and what little you think you know are lies, be it because you made them up yourself or shit that I purposefully throw around to mess with people.
I don't need to know you i can make fun of what you're known for itts which is making lame chris chan art and coming to threads for what are obviously your only friends

>You are meaningless, you know nothing, you do nothing, you are worth nothing
*you don't do stuff for me
>literally just begged for attention like a faggot

>>942492068
>I wish he put the same effort that he puts into making your shitpost into making mine.
wants attention

>>942492636
It's probably because I don't bother making arguments.
I just talk down to him
Poor vermin is so beneath me I don't understand why anyone would bother otherwise.

Sure buddy, keep telling yourself all that.

>>942492636
Interesting. I supposed it would be either that, or a sort of admiration or acceptance that it's a sort of magic.
How have you been? I've been busy this week and have hardly been here.

>>942490460
Yeah

>>942492944
>It's probably because I don't bother making arguments.
>I just talk down to him
>Poor vermin is so beneath me I don't understand why anyone would bother otherwise

>>942492944
You know, thats a very good point actually.
>>942492966
Her world is steampunk and powered by magic, Im sure she could understand the basics of it. Not like what we do is anything different than magic, when you think about it.
>I've been busy this week and have hardly been here.
Good, keep being here.

>>942492947
wtfym it's obviously true ain't nobody spending years and hours every fucking day keeping up with people they don't care about
Are you on a phone or computer?
If you're on a computer you're not with friends ever

>>942493043
I do know.

>>942493043
so faggot let me see dogshit you call art i need to laugh
wait a minute i thought i couldn't make fun of you oh also you never ever talked about girls so im guessing you're gay

neptune is a tranny living on his dads laurels he's a failure to launch little sparrow couldn't leave the nest

>neptune idc about you
>also neptune im literally spending hours paying attention to not just you but your family because you called me gay one time and it's actually true
be neptune be a meme

>>942493043
>>942492966
I meant "keep being busy", Im multitasking right now.

when you grow up relm you'll realize the tranny is coping and you're going to see his life crumble very quickly when he loses his support system
he will never breed, he will forever be on 4chan trying to put down people for bragging it's not for shits and giggles like i do
he actually suffers from severe depression

maybe if i say the exact same thing taken completely without context in the first place all day for the 954th day in a row, it will all of the sudden get under people's skin more
no i am not wasting time seething at random people over literally nothing, they just rightfully called me a retarded nigger so it's entirely justified and worth my time

>he will forever be on 4chan trying to put people down
now i wonder, who does this REALLY describe? i just can't put my finger on it someone help

>>942493719
Nigger it's not taken out of context stop denying reality
3 orders for women clothing and painting your nails means you're a tranny
Being mean to posters is thread culture stfu waifu is dead

>>942493822
>taken out of context
i do it for shits and giggles read damnit
i made fun of them first that's the "rightfully called me a retarded nigger " is because i was constantly making fun of posters and their cringe larp even pretending to be like them because i knew it was bullshit to have people do embarrassing posts in an avatar thread

waifu is dead stop asking for a hugbox for your gay nigger avatar thread

it's an avatar thread if you act gay or like a waifufag im gonna make fun of you for it
it's a chatroom for avatarfags the waifu shit is so it isn't banned and they're not enforcing it so why keep larping lol

sure lots of people hate eachother but just come here post avatars talk about anime or whatever not how you are in love nobody cares about that shit

niggers begging me to hugbox them for them not to repeat the same shit every day that i know is cope
fuck that 4chan isn't important to me you're fucking specs of dust to waste time on when im not stroking my cock in my house that i pay for myself which is something many of you lack

>10 posts in a row malding
that will show em

>>942492984
At first I thought she had a tail in that image.
How are you tonight?

>>942493043
>>942493594
Well it's nice to know I'm welcome, I guess?

>>942494737
Who gave her a beer?!

>>942494795
staring at the uma energy meter and waiting for it to hit 30.

4chan isnt important to me, which is why ive spent over 2.5 years bitching because people made fun of me, which i also brought upon myself
lol

>>942494737
stfu mordred they're coping

>>942494876
Nigger it is the opposite i made fun of them they have never once talked about me they talked about people around me

they been malding because i called them gay 2.9years ago and we are just going back and forth me calling them trannys (they are) and them calling me pathetic for bringing it up

>>942494873
More carrots.
So if there were to be a Monster x Uma collab, resulting in a carrot flavored Monster, would you buy it?

>>942495052
Nigger you're 50 lol

>>942495081
>he still doesn't get suzuki's age right

when im in a "telling lies that can easily be proven false" competition and my opponent is shane pedophile roden

>>942495184
ok prove what i said is false i can link the thread it's my first thread when i btfo'd everyone

>>942495236
>>942495184
samefag

>>942495120
off by 1 he might aswell be people say im 40 and im 33

>>942495120
Oh shit, that reminds me:
Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday here in the thread. Unfortunately I was just too tired to reply that night, and became busy the next day, and keep forgetting to say it.
I had a wonderful birthday, and that evening the sky was crystal clear, with a full or nearly full moon shining beautifully. It felt as though Suzuka was with me.

>>942495052
Id buy it once for the can.

>>942495353
nobody cares about you just fucking die your wasting peoples oxygen

you need to btfo someone other than yourself first

>>942495394
stop posting anonymously nigger there is no anons i like being able to prove by example

>>942495379
See the thing is, it might actually be good? Snapple had this selection of juice drinks years ago named after the elements, and one was primarily carrot juice with fruit juices added. Was great.
But yeah, the can at least.

>>942495509
years ago could nean the 70's with you because you're old as fuck

>>942495509
I prefer my carrots on a plate without carbonation and sucralose.

>>942495586
No fizzy sweet carrots for you?
>I prefer my carrots on a plate
I feel like making a Gundam 0083 reference but it'd be lost.
I'm going to Burger King. Want anything?

3/14 is anniversary of virginity 21yrs in 2024

mans hasn't seen pussy longer than seija been alive

>>942494795
Not being here is always a plus. Focus on your life.

>>942495679
whatever they call the oreo milkshake.

>>942495798
which one is you? im the green one

Need. Whopper.

>kneesocks claimed

>>942495918
I will never understand fast food...
All the burgers taste the same...

>>942496244
Whoppers are the superior burger in the fast food game and noone can tell me otherwise.
Big Mac? Wack.
Daves Single? Wack.
Whopper? Thats tight as fuck.

>>942496244
>acting pretentious #100,518,000
this tranny eats crumbs outside

>>942496476
I'm sorry but the meat seriously tastes all the same to me...

>>942496476
Otherwise.

>>942496709
that's not their fault because you don't have a distinguished taste basically you have poor people tongue and taste only is noticeable when it's called good or expensive

npc behavior
>this isn't from a 3 star so it's bad
>what 60 people like it *changes mind*

>>942496709
Yes, but the things on it matter and for what it is, the Whopper at least has all the fixings. No mayo and its the best.

>>942496798
Your opinion? Wacky.
BK at least knows to drown their garbage in fixins. Quantities of vegetables goes a long way for me.

>you don't have a distinguished taste
>burger king whooper

>>942497004
It's probably a texture thing. The onion and lettuce I suppose.

>>942497005
yes you should be able to tell that it's quality and it is lol it's 100% beef flame grilled same as your market just not made at home pretentious faggot

>>942497004
I have no fucking idea about fast food I just wanted to say otherwise.

bro what lmao

>>942497068
It fools me into thinking I made a better choice by eating vegetables. That and I like drowning my food in onions.

>>942497147
This is going to blow your mind. Its food, that you get fast. And shocker, its not that good.

>>942497334
bro what you think your cheap market meat tastes better? it's exactly the same

Grasping at straws so hard.
>>942497396
Yeah it's super likely just the onions.

>>942497396
>that you get fast
Allow me to fucking doubt about that one buddy.
If there is one thing that people have been complaining in your country about fast food besides the price is the fact that its starting to take ages to get.

>>942497396
it's as good as the shit you make at home
im the one with culinary expertise and it's the same unless you're buying wagyu or some shit these are fags who see prices and assume something is remarkable
being an alcohol distributor you probably see tons of people buying shit liquor to try and impress people because it's expensive like effen or patron or idk the big one hennesy

>>942497426
Im not grasping at straws lol you're just being pretentious like usual

>im the one with culinary expertise
show that shit to pastafaggot

>>942497629
shut up relm and i have the certificate course book on my side

>culinary expertise
>FUCKING BURGER KING
HAHAHAHA

>>942497704
lol being pretentious denying that they have 100% beef nigger people get burgers for testing people like you all the time they wrap it in gold give it to you in a fancy setting and womp womp it's the bk you said you hated

Just say you're a fat pig and carry on, it's not that deep.

I should make a Relm and Reimu drawing.
I should make a Relm and Tsugu drawing too, for legacy sake.

>>942497426
Certainly. They could make an onion sandwich and I'd call it a masterpiece.

>>942497502
2 minutes for a burger is pretty god damned fast if you ask me. We had 90 second turnover for orders back when I worked at McDonalds.

>>942497856
you're fatter than me though
https://youtu.be/B4E2Ozb552M?si=LgO3vo1Qp7DvZsN5
here's an example

>>942497891
Kneesocks be real with me, how awful is to work at McDonalds, Im on the verge of getting a job there.

>>942497942
it's a good job in america
you can get an education, 15 per hour guaranteed, free lunch, you can get raises abd manager experience it's not a bad job compared to some others
they can pay for your college

>>942497891
At the very most, I'll seldom eat some kfc if someone else gets me some, but that's about it, anything else I'd rather cook myself.
Like a huge pot of onions for 2 hours until they turn jammy.

the pedophile recommending working at mcdonalds

>>942498279
neptune has been talking bad about fast food the entire time except kfc because he's a nigger.

i like how his response to that ignores the pedophile aspect entirely to cry more about some random faggot he'll never meet lol

I dizzed a fat retard pedophile's favourite meal.

>>942498420
like how his response to that ignores the pedophile aspect entirely to cry more about some random faggot he'll never meet lol.
Erm he literally posted child nudes for years the description doesn't leave you don't get reformed

>>942498449
Oooh neptune melty

nigga has to pretend im fat he insults like a bitch to no surprise because he's a tranny and if im fat it's bad lol

>>942497942
I enjoyed it. Its repetitive, high paced, and minimal effort. Don't expect much of a good time, but I enjoyed being a grill monkey. There are worse jobs out there.

>>942498258
God I love KFC coleslaw and Mac and cheese.
I agree, but slop has its uses. Sometimes I dont have the time or energy. Or Im feeling down and want garbage.
Do not threaten me with a good time.

>>942497942
I hope you're paying attention.

im fat i can run 13miles though

>>942498622
i can beat the shit out of you

>>942498610
Never had it neither of those.
Yeah but frying a burger and toasting a bun doesn't take that long either.

>>942498610
I hate working on kitchens, I hope they dont fire me after the first week when I fumble all the orders.
>>942498622
Yeah but to grind to the level you are at where you live rent free in his head would require a lot of time and effort, youve been doing this since day one.

>>942498764
I didn't do shit.

>>942498764
wrong
he's just an easy target dudes trans, a pedo, 3rd world, insecure, pretentious, makes others seethe when he gets made fun of, he's also a nepo hire and vulture he's waiting on his parents to die to take everything from them and even claims their stuff as his even now

>>942498829
You didnt do shit for 3 years, Id have to not do shit for 3 years to get to the point where hes making up edits and copypastas of me like he does with you.

>>942498879
he's an easy target like i said he's trans he's part of a vulnerable group

>>942498879
Feels more like filth beneath my boot but fair enough.

>>942498963
Such a dramatic description are those female boots with heels lol

nigga paint his nails and lipps too i bet

female boots to match the ensemble
flaming homo

>>942498752
I like them.
Yes, but you know whats faster?

>>942498764
Your a man, they'll throw you in the back with the rest of em.
Its really not a hard job to get to know, they have step by step instructions, and a likely knowing staff. You'll understand your station in no time.

>>942499174
I don't want to give you the satisfaction of that punchline.

>>942499174
>Your a man
Proof?
I know though, they already gave me the tour and taught me the process. I will give them 2 weeks, if not I will start searching again.

Hot

nigga says people are beneath him but can't get anyone beneath him because he's a bottom

>>942499296
MY MOM

>>942499314
Proof to the contrary?
Jobs take longer than two weeks to understand homey

>>942499795
Trust me bro.
Thing is, will capitalism and the godawful christmas season give me enough time to understand it. Thats the question.

hey guys scorsese of waifu here

>>942500174
Good night.
>>942499993
Numbers.

>>942500432
aww man I almost got trips :<

>>942500672
Damn son, you blew it.
Nice pits by the way.

Posting a waifu to get fucking PISSED to

>>942500727
cant blow what I didn't know... was going to happen
Lead me not to lustful thoughts...
>>942500759
I can't figure out the watch order. IM GONNA PUNCH DRYWALL

>>942501025
Release order, always watch in release order. This applies to anything with a split watch orders.

>>942501025
O rly.
What are you fucking talking about dude, shes your waifu, shes the one character you should lust over.

>>942501135
I thought a massive part of the anime was that it could be watched in a multiplicity of orders.
>>942501274
Don't say anything else you dont need to say anything else.
I think our definitions of lust differ significantly, And, it isn't really that two-dimensional.

>>942501724
Release order and nothing else. Only fags watches the other way.

>>942501724
Oh ok.
Alright now you have to elaborate on what you mean.

>>942501774
Duly noted. Haruhi is very high on my watch order currently. Thanks anon.
>>942502372
What one would consider lust in a virtuous context is typically not. Lust in the best case is a corruption, a superstimulus of a natural love, and a slippery slope into disorder and grief.

>>942503125
>>>/x/
incels talking about love is cringe

>>942503125
Maybe its because Im not a waifufag, but Id say that sexual attraction is a normal thing to feel for someone you love romantically.

humans and animals can't feel love it's always conditional affection
give me positive feedback or obey me and i will say i love you
if someone will stop caring about someone for whatever reason it was never real
to add only fools and kids can love because there's no conditions

hi everyone, quick hanako claim

i can't love and neither can any of you fags
you just trick yourself but can find out when pressure is put on you

also there's no actual waifufags here jeez wish they'd stop pretending tfucking kids starting to make me think he believes waifufaggotry is deep and real

it's just avatarfaggots

threads trash the waifus/avatars posted are trash too also the quality of posts im just reading mfkers daily activity

>>942503873
Cute gal ya got there, but I fancy my blonde.

>>942504041
i know what you are

>>942503873
>>942504041
¡PELEA DE INVÁLIDOS!